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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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You come up with a unique wish but people start copying you that it loses its originality.

 

I wish I had a carrot that was carved to look like the lateral ventricle.

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Granted, you now have a post count of zero and are hated on for not being an old member

 

 

 

I wish for more smileys. :pray:

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Granted. However, the smilies are evil and jump out of the computer and eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had all the money I need for college.

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Granted. Someone straps a bucket onto your head, secures it, locks it, and throws the key away.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I would never again have a problem with my home network and internet connection.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, but you suddenly get mauled by a badger and taken to the hospital, where a surgeon trips and accidentally thrusts a scalpel through your forehead, killing you.

 

 

 

I wish to be accepted into the University of Oklahoma's school of meteorology.

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Granted. You go there only to have all your stuff stolen by your roommate a few weeks before the school goes bankrupt.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had unlimited strawberry and banana milkshakes that I could make appear wherever and whenever I wanted.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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granted but you get hit by a meteorite and never get to enjoy them.

 

 

 

i wish for the person to grant my wish to get an undead army that will kill them.

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Granted. However, after the army is done killing me, they turn on you and kill you too.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn't dead.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted. However, since you are an idiot, you decide one day to stand up on a roller coaster just before it goes into a tunnel and you end up decapitated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the snow would go away (just in the places I have to drive/go to on a regular basis; it's fine on the mountains).

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted but you and your car are now frozen in place.

 

 

 

I wish I had a stick that doesn't cause me harm in anyway, even if I stab myself with it.

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Granted. However, it takes control of you and forces you to kill everyone around you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my English teacher wouldn't have assigned a 500-page book as homework over Spring Break.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted. However, as you leave the bank you notice some insects crawling into and out of the briefcase holding the money. You open the briefcase to find that the insects have eaten all the money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had access to whatever computer parts my heart desired.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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