Smavey Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Are YOU sick and tired of the drunken dwarf? How about his small size that, because you dont see him, you get beat to death by flimsy pebbles Are you sick and tired of his cheap kebabs and cheap beer? Are you scared that his kebabs will kill you? Like they have to millions of others? What about his stupidity? He has the brain (and the body size) of a 2 year old! Or are you just annoyed that even ogre arrows dont kill him? Whatever the cause is, THERE IS A CURE! Thats right folks! But how could one replace the drunken dwarf? One needs to think like a dwarf to be a dwarf. One would also need the right attitude, the time and the costume... Who could do this? There is one, and one only. The real SuperDwarf! With the costume handmade in Canafis, with the finest threads ever to be seen. With a dwarf snout, and a wooden shield in times of battle, the Superdwarf had been created. His role is similar to the Drunken Dwarf, but he is not short, nor does he give cheap kebabs and cheap beer, nor does he get stuck behind doors and trees, nor does he look unstylish. The Super Dwarf is here! The super dwarf does not give cheap kebabs nor cheap beer. He gives hand made Ugthanki Kebabs, which heal 20 health and make you say "Delicious!" after its eaten. Also, the cheap beer is now replaced with high quality pub beer. This incluedes, Asgarnian ale, Dwarven Stouts, Dragon Bitter, and the ever-new-brewed-in-Canafis Moonlight Meed! What a deal! If you are ever in the need of the drink, just give the Super Dwarf a shout! He will pop up on the spot! Smavey the Super Dwarf has already given a fresh refreshment to halfs of dozens of Tip.iters! Ill be arourd anytime anywhere! Give me a message! But what about the old dwarf? Some say hees in the al kaharid jail in world 18.... Thanks to SWKitten!, Zeekyhbomb!, and C1ll3R! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n64jive Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 another post by someone who has way to much time on their hands...lol great post man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubycore Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Very nice. I like the sound of "Smavey the Super Dwarf" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konnan4444 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Lol smavey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 lol i'd like some kebabs... yummm. and they heal 20, cool! better than swordfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattiekrome Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 lol, good show. You have lots of free time on your hands! Bravo smavey! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChocobot Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: You went super-dwarf on my brother at the Chompy Bird place...If I remember correctly, you asked him for some Ogre arrows for your Chompy Bird guide after you gave him a kebab :lol: But he still wants his beer :twisted: :P Let's make babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oergg Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 haha, thats great, good job:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorskal Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 absolute class once again. thanks for amusing us so much smavey. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokie Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Lol that's awesome, nice job on the pics :P. You're a funny guy Smavey. Tip.it needs more people like you :) Willing to donate time to the community.. But those pictures, and your well-told story are hilarious :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smavey Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: You went super-dwarf on my brother at the Chompy Bird place...If I remember correctly, you asked him for some Ogre arrows for your Chompy Bird guide after you gave him a kebab :lol: But he still wants his beer :twisted: :P OH yea i drank the beer on the way down there. Oh well lol. He did the right thing, said "hey smavey!" and i said the lines of the dwarf haha. another post by someone who has way to much time on their hands...lol great post man Heh i love doing this, its so much more fun than training to get "WOOOOOT 12342135702394 MILLION EXPERIANCE IN PRAYER! YEAaaaaaaa" Anyways im pumped for next ones. I will reveal the secret of Canafis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 :lol: Awesome post. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hell1234 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 hey i hate that dam dwarf it comes at the worst times :evil: :evil: RSN = "hell1234" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerowingsx5k Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 So is this Super Dwarf you're speaking of in beta test? Proud 'The' Guardian KnightCmb F126 - P137 | 99/99 HP | 99/99 Str | 99/99 Atk | 99/99 Def | 99 Range | 99/99 Magic | 99/99 Prayer | 95/99 Summoninghttp://www.theclanrs.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 You've got some awesome posts man. They make me laugh so hard. I wish I could eat Kebabs but I'm F2P for the summer. Keep up the good work it's about time we see some good posts on these boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antilucifer20 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 This super dwarf thing must be a members thing.. Too bad. I need more random events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesselt Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 lmao :lol: nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n64jive Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 This super dwarf thing must be a members thing.. Too bad. I need more random events lol yea members thing mhmmm something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smavey Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Lol that's awesome, nice job on the pics :P. You're a funny guy Smavey. Tip.it needs more people like you :) Willing to donate time to the community.. But those pictures, and your well-told story are hilarious :lol: Heh thanks. I spent the longest on this pic. Like the 360 rotation thing. Heh it was fun making it tho. hey i hate that dam dwarf it comes at the worst times :evil: :evil: I know i was upstairs in my bedroom, and then my Ex-girlfriend was downstairs. I could hear her comming. I wanted it to go away right but instead of talking to it nicely, i decided to grab the food from him. He held it like glue! Anyways I wanted it so badly i grabbed it around the waist. I was going to lift him up but then my Ex came in. I was in the most aquard position. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathaninch Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Yay, Smavey the Dwarf gave me free stoof the other day! He's my matey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smavey Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Yea i should put u in the credits, you gave me the idea heh. I just sorta was looking for some junk to get rid of and i saw a huge pile of ugthanki kebabs, ..and a beer. I was like hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c1ll3r Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 haha i like this one... i need a cool picture under my name smavey can you make one for me or something lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat t Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 lol! Nicely done, Smavey! These always make me laugh. [/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeekyhbomb Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Ohhhhh, who is that guy that called him old and looks so good lookin' in that green drag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeekyhbomb Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Now that old hag is gone, and the new one is in :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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