Yesssss, didn't miss the session!

 

Kemios looks around for interesting st00f.

Pie do me a favor: check if the lich with the army/ white elm staff is dead or not.

Ok, then.

 

Håkon takes off the MK armour, shouts "Fire in the hole!", blasts down the small hole with force magic.

-Grim

 

You create wings of light stone, but they don't seem very good at flying. The life sphere has been used up.

 

-Nex

 

You carry over Tairn safely, as well as the Ivory mage. Finally, you arrive at the base of a huge volcano, with occasional dribbles of lava flowing down the side and falling boulders.

 

-Earth

 

You arrive on the other side of the field, which happens to be the village. The people look at you disapprovingly.

 

-Kemios

 

You note how it seems a massive field northeast of the town has just been incinerated. You also remember about the diamond and the silver dust the helpful person gave you to put on Jen's mountain.

 

-Hakon

 

You are instantly incinerated by the magical fire energy, despite your MK armor, and you awaken at the top of the volcano near Grim.

Kemios is in the underworld? KEMIOS!!! PUT THE STUFF AROUND THE VOLCANO!

Håkon attempts to create a horde of quartzite vampire bats that suck lifeforce and store it in replacable crystals.

Yes, because I'm going to blow the crap out of a volcano, so that lava, ash, and rocks fly everywhere. U srs bro?

 

Also, a town? What the heck? I thought I was wandering around in Ikana. O_o

Kemios, we can escape the volcano, just give the stuff to the Ivory Mage that I'm with. If we destroy the volcano we stop the armies and win.

Yes, because I'm going to blow the crap out of a volcano, so that lava, ash, and rocks fly everywhere. U srs bro?

 

Also, a town? What the heck? I thought I was wandering around in Ikana. O_o

 

Ikana isn't exactly that large. It's also magical lava, ash, and rocks. :P

You are neaer Ikana... I did a bit of a spell and BOOM! I would be rather thankful to you if you would check if the lich with the white elm staff survived my little surprise though.

 

Grim attempts to find a path where the stream of lava is thinnest and build a bridge over it using geomancy.

i go to the OTHER side to the corn field. the one oposite the village?

(Gotta go)

 

-Hakon

 

You create a bat, who promptly tries to bite you, before being absorbed back into the MK armor.

 

-Grim

 

You create a small stone bridge. It's unlikely to last for long.

 

-Earth

 

You arrive at the shallow, yet wide irrigation ditch.

Uhh... Okay, wth happened while I was gone? Can't be bothered missing rolls due to reading through over 9000 pages of stuff.

2025 anyone?

Uhhh, let's see. Quick summary:

 

Jen and her two sisters (Jen is like level 30 in void, and the sisters are level 50+ in white and dark magic, respectively) came to help out

Jen, her two sisters, and Grim took down half an army coming from the northwest over a mountain range, consisted of many oliphants.

Lich with a white elm staff and his even larger army march towards Ikana, but are met by Grim opening a gate to the plane of fire, possibly frying them.

Grim goes to the plane of fire and escapes to the underworld before he materializes and getting incinerated.

Earth killed a small child

Tairn then proceeded to blow her up

Hakon made a whole into the crust, causing magical lava to start bursting out onto the surface of the underworld.

Oh, and I incinerated a cornfield and nearly got killed when Tairn accidentally forced the child Earth killed to become possessed.

So, essentially, Grim opened another portal to the underworld. Greeeaaaaat...

 

And Mather, if that lava "happens" to destroy my castle, I am going to blow you to bits. Multiple times. Along with blowing Jen's castle to bits just to tick everyone off.

you have to go back to me killing the child every time don't you?

So, essentially, Grim opened another portal to the underworld. Greeeaaaaat...

 

And Mather, if that lava "happens" to destroy my castle, I am going to blow you to bits. Multiple times. Along with blowing Jen's castle to bits just to tick everyone off.

 

The lava is in the underworld. Coming from a deeper level from the underworld.

So, essentially, Grim opened another portal to the underworld. Greeeaaaaat...

 

And Mather, if that lava "happens" to destroy my castle, I am going to blow you to bits. Multiple times. Along with blowing Jen's castle to bits just to tick everyone off.

Pie you would have to pass through the plane of fire to get to it.... You know the place where a decently powerful fire mage nearly go incinerated (I believe I have a resistance to fire [starting at level 3 and expanding from there])

So, essentially, Grim opened another portal to the underworld. Greeeaaaaat...

 

And Mather, if that lava "happens" to destroy my castle, I am going to blow you to bits. Multiple times. Along with blowing Jen's castle to bits just to tick everyone off.

 

The lava is in the underworld. Coming from a deeper level from the underworld.

Let me clarify. If my castle is destroyed because anyone does something stupid, (i.e. core drilling next to a volcano,) they are condemning themselves to consistent explosive death. Along with assuring that I'll blow the heck outta Jen's tower.

Soldiers of Napta Pie?

Are we having a session today? If so, when?

Session soon?

dude, whenever i come on here, i see you postd something. and where youve posted recently.. its always 23 minuites. not 24, not one, not.. at all.. i see its ALWAYS... 23 minuites