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I was trying to give the answer I thought you would find most outrageous.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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I was trying to give the answer I thought you would find most outrageous.

 

You win this round . . .

 

In other news, how [bleep]ing awesomely appropriate is it that this is the 2000th post?:

 

Err what's there to explain? We are completely sensible and logical and guys are weird. Lol.

 

WHAT.

 

I'm sorry, could you rephrase that in a way that makes sense? You lost me at >implying that girls are logical.

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Your timing is perfect :lol:.

 

I like this topic, fun question.

 

I currently have ~15 posts less in H&A than this entire topic :P.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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LOL. How can I see how many posts I have in each sub-forum? I know I have tons in GD.

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hay

 

 

u gaiz

 

 

 

 

 

boobies

 

 

TEEHEE

 

Among other things. Why am I still here?

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LOL. How can I see how many posts I have in each sub-forum? I know I have tons in GD.

Look on your profile... You have 2385 in GD.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

gd has become a trash can now

Man, it didn't help I read the most recent post first before scrolling up... I was like, "What the hell does 'Guardian door has become a trash can now' mean???"

 

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So I was hanging with my nerdy white friend and he got drunk after like three beers and threw up all over his sister's room.

 

The end

 

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I piety the fool.

STORY TIME

 

So I was hanging with my nerdy white friend and he got drunk after like three beers and threw up all over his sister's room.

 

The end

 

by MstrMonopoly

Cool story, bro.

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STORY TIME

 

So I was hanging with my nerdy white friend and he got drunk after like three beers and threw up all over his sister's room.

 

The end

 

by MstrMonopoly

 

Bro.

 

Please tell me you smooshed his sister.

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Small STORY TIME update.

 

Lisa's best friend broke up with my best friend, officially. My best friend doesn't really care (he's more of an [wagon] than I am). I thought for sure that it meant bad things for Lisa and I, but turns out that I'm wrong for the time-being. I'm going to the beach with Lisa and her friend on Saturday. YES!

 

I'm pretty excited.

 

EDIT: Oh, and Jane posted a video of her hanging out with her best friend and this other guy that I kinda know. They were drunk. Here's why the video is funny to me:

 

1. Jane's best friend is the first girl I slept with after my previous girlfriend and I broke up. Yes, I've slept with a pair of best friends (separately, lololol).

2. The dude they're hanging out with has been trying to hook up with Jane for awhile now. He knows that Jane and I dated or are dating, but he probably doesn't know we've slept together.

 

I think that's funny.

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>slept together

 

I think you mean "had happy shmexy tiemz".

 

I'M TRYING TO BE TACTFUL GODDAMMIT.

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PRUDE.

 

Is that even the right word? lawlz

 

"A prude (Old French prude meaning honourable woman)[1] is a person who is described as (or would describe themselves as) being concerned with decorum or propriety, significantly in excess of normal prevailing community standards. They may be perceived as being more uncomfortable than most with sexuality, nudity, alcohol, drug use or mischief."

 

Close enough, I suppose. :rolleyes:

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I just logged on RS for the first time in 66 days. I looked at my bank and saw that everything besides a 45m cash pile is members [cabbage]. I logged out. Yay me.

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98 Ranged. Hexhunter please. I updated all of my goal sigs and added an A-Log sig. The site I used updates almost instantly, unlike Tip.it's sigs.

 

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Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)

Dagannoth kings drops: 73

Barrows item count: 51

GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)

Whips: 4

Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA)

WOW 102 PAGES

 

For some reason I like your real life stories... I'm curious what would happen if your friends knew you dated 2 girls at once. Better to get rid of one soon instead of losing both of them, right? :ohnoes:

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Also gl get hex

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/obt/ + vampires + needless drama + [kitty] = girls would love this [cabbage]. its like twilight all over. :thumbsup:

 

'cept sorta backwards.. jacob.. edward.. lisa.. jane.. ehh..

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