Alg Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 So it's be prudish and the mods mock you, or be graphic and the mods censor you? I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I mock Obtaurian, but I'm not wearing my mod hat doing it. I'm warning him, with my mod hat on, that he really doesn't want to get in trouble ;-). If that wasn't clear enough, it should be now. Going tds now, see if I can last my 10 doses of ovl. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I liked it better when Obt was getting messed with :cry: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low C Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Link us to a separate site detailing your love life. Tip.it is [rooster] blocking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 What if, say, you... misplaced the mod hat in a... vat of nuclear waste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Well the result is that I cannot last 10 doses of ovl because I threaten to run out of summoning points (which causes my unicorn to stop working, right?). But it was a good trip as my trips go lol. 13 kills in 7 overload doses, that's including one spawn/lure accident. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Haha, this is the only place I post my stories. Everywhere else has friends IRL (or the girls that I hook up with) who would read it, and it'd 'cause problems. I'll keep posting my stories, of course, and I'll try to expand on things a little more without being too graphic and without being straight-up vulgar (read: I don't want a warning). Lisa and her friend are almost to my house right now. And Enaid, 10 doses is a lot. ;P To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 It is? Thought people took 16 doses & two unis normally. With super prayers that is. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 It is? Thought people took 16 doses & two unis normally. With super prayers that is. For someone who dies every 4 TDs, anything over 2 doses of OVL is crazy to me. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 It is? Thought people took 16 doses & two unis normally. With super prayers that is. It's what my friends w/o Steel Titan do. I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vex Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Well the result is that I cannot last 10 doses of ovl because I threaten to run out of summoning points (which causes my unicorn to stop working, right?). But it was a good trip as my trips go lol. 13 kills in 7 overload doses, that's including one spawn/lure accident. You can still heal with zero summoning points, you can't use it's cure ability however. http://www.[Caution! Jagex Rule Violation].com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 LOL STORY TIME. It's a little graphic. Fair warning.Holy [bleep] Obt, that was hot. :shades: ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Isn't there just a chance that someone you know IRL might stumble upon this? In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Isn't there just a chance that someone you know IRL might stumble upon this?the odds of that are low. its even lower when you consider that he changed all the names, so they'd have to figure it out from his picture, which would take some digging to find. DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low C Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 #28. Wat. Also got Berserker #13 I been on a bad ass moneymaking spree so i can buy some skills. :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 New STORY TIME tonight. Barbecue was 200% successful and Jane is coming over right now. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 *AHEM* Yes, things still need to be appropriate here :P - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 *sadface* mods gonna mod :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Just when you think I'm gone, I return :geek: - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 New STORY TIME tonight. Barbecue was 200% successful and Jane is coming.Ahhh!!! I can't wait. And neither can any other of your followers. ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vex Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 :( Dat Censorship http://www.[Caution! Jagex Rule Violation].com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 New STORY TIME tonight. Barbecue was 200% successful and Jane is coming.Ahhh!!! I can't wait. And neither can any other of your followers.I bet the mods can't wait for another either :wink: In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 STORY [bleep]ING TIME. Holy [cabbage]. So Lisa and Vanessa came over to my aunt's house early yesterday. We went to the grocery store and bought some stuff, they baked cookies, and we (read: they -- I'm a man, I don't cook anything that isn't meat) started preparing food for the festivities. As expected, Lisa is all over me and we're kinda actin' like we're a couple or something, which is fun. My friends get there, we start grilling chicken, then the Nintendo Wii and Just Dance (one and two) and the alcohol comes out and everyone's having a good time. To fast-forward a few hours, Lisa is starting to get a little crazy. She'd straddle me and grab me and make out with me every chance she got, and there were many chances. Around 11PM or so, everyone's in the living room chilling, and I'm laying on the floor and Lisa is straddling me (yes, in front of everyone). My best friend, Robbie, tells me to take her to the bedroom, so I did the same thing that I did to Jane the previous night -- I picked her up and carried her to the room. Oh man, is Obtaurian about to relate Runescape to sex? You know it. It was a little like getting a claw drop at TDs, then another one on the very next kill. Then another one on the next kill. Then just when you wanna call it a day and go buy 99 Herblore, you decide to stay for one more kill and get a fourth [bleep]ing pair. Yeah, kinda like that. We laid in bed and talked for awhile, then back into the living room. Her and Vanessa left soon after because they had church in the morning (I chuckled a little), and it was pretty late at this point. My other friends ended up spending the night, and I didn't go to bed till 6AM or something. Today, I got to clean up the house while my friends [bleep]ed around and didn't help me at all. <_< Jane texted me early in the day and asked if she could come over and bring stuff to make cocktails for us. I was kind of tired and didn't really feel like picking her up, and I didn't want to bother if I wasn't going to get anything out of it, but when my friends all left, I decided to just go ahead and bring her over. She was wearing high-heels and a tiny dress. Cool. She made us a bunch of different drinks, and unfortunately for me, I hadn't eaten anything allllllll day, so I'm typing this with a really bad headache. I put on the ONE hip-hop album that I own, and she informed me that she wanted to dance with me in her underwear, so she took her dress off. We didn't end up dancing, but it was fun watching her prance around the house wearing practically nothing. Blahblahblah, then we're on the couch, making out, going a little crazy, and I do that thing I tried last time. And this time she let me. I knew right then that tonight was gonna be a good night. I stood up, grabbed her hand, and led her into the bedroom. For the first time since I've known her, Jane did not disappoint me (claw drop #5). She somehow lost her belly-button ring, too. I thought that was kinda funny. I just got home from dropping her off. Lisa blew my phone up while Jane and I were busy, so I called her on my way home. She wants me to go to Disneyland with her and Vanessa tomorrow (they have annual passes and I get in for free because I work there). I accepted, of course, but here's the funny thing -- when I got home, I inspected my neck in the mirror. I didn't find anything. Then I pulled the collar of my shirt down a little. I have two BAD hickeys right above my collarbone. LOL. ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET RID OF THOSE BY TOMORROW?! OH, I can't believe I almost forgot this part. You know how Jane gave me a hickey on my hip Friday? When Lisa and I were going at it, she started moving down to the same spot, and I was thinking holy [cabbage] she's gonna see the hickey and my night is over. SHE STARTED GIVING ME A HICKEY ON THE SAME EXACT SPOT, and when she stopped to look, she said "wow, that's a pretty good one." Lol'd. What a great [bleep]ing weekend. I really wanted to stay up all night and play 'Scape and listen to music, but I have to finish cleaning and go to bed early 'cause I have to drive to Lisa's house around 10AM. It's almost midnight right now. FML. There's no way that my aunt's not going to notice that everything's out of place. There's just no way. I'm definitely going to be caught. No doubt about it. It was definitely worth it, though. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 i would give you a pulitzer award but i wont because you had sex with jane. INSTEAD OF SHOOTING HER WITH A GUN. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks0n Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 this blog got even more interesting. ~[Blog]~[CrystalMathLabs]~[Last.fm]~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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