Obtaurian Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 I cleaned my bank and sold 3.1m in stuff, lol. Too bad it hardly made a dent. ;/ I've been to pretty much every boss today. Died a bunch of times, as per usual. BACK TO FROSTS LOL. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 can u autograph my korasi sword yes or no I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 can u autograph my korasi sword yes or no yes. no homo. Went to frosts for awhile and hung out in Blind's cc with him and Chicken 'cause they were duoing bandos, so after my frosts trip I crashed them (read: they let me join them) hard. But Blind had to leave so Chicken and I duo'd for a bit, then I solo'd one. Got nothin'. But I'm 97k from 96 ranged and one frost dragon trip to an arma plate, so that's cool. Excited for the bbq saturday, but idfk what i'm gonna do on Friday and Sunday. Hopefully my aunt's mac can handle 'scape. Anyway, hopefully STORY TIME commences saturday. POSSIBLY tomorrow if I can get ahold of Mary. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ur inspiring. its like if betty crocker became president like obama, then made a flag of proness like Betsy Ross, then gave her life for us like Jesus. All in south africa, like Nelson Mandela. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ^wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ur inspiring. its like if betty crocker became president like obama, then made a flag of proness like Betsy Ross, then gave her life for us like Jesus. All in south africa, like Nelson Mandela.and all while in a wheelchair, like Franklin Roosevelt. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I'm on to all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 That guy got paid to do that study? Genius. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Frost dragons ain't even mad. I'm like, 35k to 96 ranged but I have to start getting ready to leave. I talked to Mary, and there's a possibility that she's coming over tonight. CROSSING FINGERS AND OTHER EXTREMITIES. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Tbh I'd use alerter&fury, same ranged att, 7 less prayer, picks up bolts. Looking forward to story time, though I'm not sure why :mellow:. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Tbh I'd use alerter&fury, same ranged att, 7 less prayer, picks up bolts. Yeah I think that's what I'm gonna do. I need to do that quest though fml. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewing Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 ranger boots + black dh top > acp + snakeskin, and the marginal cost per ranged bonus is less just sayin' o ya also i vote for alerter How to Chin Nechyraels for fast XP and profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 ranger boots + black dh top > acp + snakeskin, and the marginal cost per ranged bonus is less just sayin' o ya also i vote for alerter D'oh I forgot about that :wall: So it turns out my aunt just bought a brand new desktop and has really good internet. LOL RUNESCAPE. Mary's not hanging out tonight, and my best friends are all busy. FML. Gonna try a couple other girls. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I STILL THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT POO!@ JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 LOL STORY TIME. It's a little graphic. Fair warning. So like I said before, Mary informed me that she couldn't come over and my best friend couldn't come to town, so I was wtf who am I gonna hang out with? So I texted Jane, lol. I thought for sure she'd say no, but she happened to be at the shopping center close by, so I went and picked her up and brought her back to my aunt's house. She had been hanging out with this guy who doesn't like me (because I've now hooked up with two girls that he's tried to get at, and my best friend kinda stole his previous girlfriend). We kinda just sat on the couch talking for awhile 'cause we hadn't seen or spoken to each other for a week or something. Once we were done catching up, I started getting flirty. She took my beanie and stood up to put it on and look in the mirror, so I stood up and got really close to her. She got a little closer and said "you want to kiss me, don't you." I told her to never assume anything about me, and thus the verbal chess commenced. I can't remember exactly how it happened, but we started kinda teasing each other, brushing our lips together lightly while we talked. Then suddenly we're making out more intensely than we ever have (and that's saying something, 'cause she's intense when she wants to be). We laid down on the couch and the groping and feeling-up started. More making out, etc, then she flips around and straddles me and things get even more heated. I decide to stop [bleep]ing around and start really [bleep]ing around so I literally full-hand grab her ass (that's two hands), pick her up off the couch, and carry her to the guest bedroom, despite her weak protests. I lay her on the bed and things start getting crazy again. I start moving downstairs and she wraps her legs around me and stops me (goddamn her legs are strong; I literally couldn't move). I start kissing and biting her ear 'cause I know she loves that, and when I thought she was defenseless I tried venturing downstairs again, but she stopped me a second time. Then she decides to show me how flexible she is and puts her legs over my shoulders (hopefully that makes sense, 'cause I can't think of another way to describe it). I considered trying a third time, considering the position I was now in, but decided against it and took her dress off instead (lol). She wasn't wearing a bra. She mentions that it's not fair that she's topless and I'm not, so she sits up and takes my shirt off (and I've been working out hardcore for two months, so I'm like [bleep]yeah.jpeg). So things start heating up again, and I switch positions -- I had been laying on top of her, between her legs, so I get off and lay down next to her to be in a better position to use my hands for certain extracurricular activities. I start kissing her ear again so as to drop her guard, and my hand goes southbound. I can't reasonably go into detail without Enaid or Tripsis deleting this post (and I may have gone too far already, lol), but you get the idea. So after all that fun stuff, my pants come off and I pick her up and lay down on the bed properly (we had been laying on it sideways), and she straddles me again and starts going crazy. Then SHE starts moving downwards, and I'm thinking loololl no way she told me she doesn't do THAT, but she starts groping me and she gives me a really lovely hickey right on my hip. Sadly, but as expected, she didn't do THAT. Then she gets up, puts her dress back on, and says she needs a cigarette. <_< I go outside with her and we start talking like normal. She says she needs to get home, so we jump in my truck and I take her home. We get to her house and her goodbye consists of practically straddling me in the truck, yanking my hair, and making out with me. Sweet. As I'm driving away she texts me, informing me that she's all hot and bothered and she's going to need to do something about it, and that before I say anything, she purposefully didn't allow me to go any further, so I should take that (that she needs to take care of herself) as a compliment, and she tells me that she wants to see me again soon. Tomorrow's BBQ is gonna be a triple date (my two best friends and one girl for each of us). Probably gonna hook up with Lisa, as is the tradition with her. It's gonna be a good weekend. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 One or two more frost dragon trips to have the chins for 99. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Erm, I laughed at your story. "Downstairs" lol. Americans are know for their prudishness, you know, kinda struck me here :P. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I am proud of you son. Also: Jane is a [bleep]. Y even talk to her. Seriously "I WANT YOU! I THINK!!!" people drive me bonkers. they are the reason guns and licenses to carry were invented. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Boner achieved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low C Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Felt like i was reading one of these or something (no homo) Jimi you need to be a writer for graphic love novels like Mr. Garrison on south park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Erm, I laughed at your story. "Downstairs" lol. Americans are know for their prudishness, you know, kinda struck me here :P. I'm taking that as permission to be more graphic in the future. I'll start putting it in hide tags with warnings, though, LOL. Saru: I know she's crazy but fooling around is too fun to pass up. Lowc: I love you. Justice: I love you too. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks0n Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 this blog just got interesting. ~[Blog]~[CrystalMathLabs]~[Last.fm]~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Obt loves me. ... 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Erm, I laughed at your story. "Downstairs" lol. Americans are know for their prudishness, you know, kinda struck me here :P. I'm taking that as permission to be more graphic in the future. I'll start putting it in hide tags with warnings, though, LOL. Hide tags & warnings are not good enough, the content must still be suitable for everyone on these forums. I couldn't give you permission to be more graphic if I wanted to. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Erm, I laughed at your story. "Downstairs" lol. Americans are know for their prudishness, you know, kinda struck me here :P. I'm taking that as permission to be more graphic in the future. I'll start putting it in hide tags with warnings, though, LOL. Hide tags & warnings are not good enough, the content must still be suitable for everyone on these forums. I couldn't give you permission to be more graphic if I wanted to. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- :( To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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