Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Is it possible to ally NPCs?You're already Egypt's [bleep], who else do you want to drop your pants for? I lol'd hard XD Also, holy christ at the Denmark war, WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS SO MANY PEOPLE OFF ROCCO!? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 @ICU, he atacked denmark. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I was thinking of the scandinavian vikings... :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Yeaaah. Burgandy now worships the Earth and Industry, and since god created the Earth, we still kind of worship him too, so popey wont be mad at us. The city being cut into a mountain is to be named Minas Tirith (For epic luls). Burgandy is now named Terracadus. Which is latin for Dig the Earth, but altered a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The Kingdom of León declares war on Bulgaria for trying to use the Bubonic plague as a weapon (on other Christians, no less). I'd urge anyone else to as well, or else it'll just force war to devolve into 'I send a dozen [bleep] with the Black Lion into your camp to make you all senile'. and since god created the Earth, we still kind of worship him too, so popey wont be mad at us. Yeah, that's why the Protestant reformation wasn't a big deal to the Catholic church, right? Or Islam? Because, they all worshipped God so it was no big deal. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 This is getting really really interesting. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Ross, gona make Minas Morghul too? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 theres a new sayting in scotland"if you cant shoot it or hit it, use a big rock"and dude, i still cant play dwarf fortress... hate!EDIT: actually, ICU, ill be making minas morgul... or maybe make some elf cities. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dusty, you do realise you're at war with 5 people right? EnglandMatherEgyptMuslim Spain (I can't remember their name)Bulgaria It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The Kingdom of León declares war on Bulgaria for trying to use the Bubonic plague as a weapon (on other Christians, no less). I'd urge anyone else to as well, or else it'll just force war to devolve into 'I send a dozen [bleep] with the Black Lion into your camp to make you all senile'. and since god created the Earth, we still kind of worship him too, so popey wont be mad at us. Yeah, that's why the Protestant reformation wasn't a big deal to the Catholic church, right? Or Islam? Because, they all worshipped God so it was no big deal.Yeah. No big deal at all. Who is Bulgaria again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 ros.. you are... Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 No, I was Burgandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Okay, I have France's part of the battle up now. Also, Sweden wasn't at war with you unless you marched into Denmark. :P Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 oh. same difrence!!! scilence!!.. oh, techy, hows my attack on the main english castle going? Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Right, I still have to do the England battle. One seeeeec. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dear Scandinavia: [bleep] YOU. That is all -Rocco The nobles have received a promise that they will have great power as dukes and princes in the northern lands when they are conquered. The most recent battle has become known as Johnson's Last Stand and has grown in popularity across the empire. Johnson has become known as a hero for his honorable fighting. Today he received the Medal of Honor, First Class, as well as the Star of Valiance. @ Icu: I'm at war with Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, and maybe Mather soon haha.Lol, you offer them a mediocre title and fake royalty. Sure they'll like that, especially your archukes who are offered demotion. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Is it possible to ally NPCs?You're already Egypt's [bleep], who else do you want to drop your pants for? My god, it's siggy day! Anyhoo, how did my settlement of the Slavic lands go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The hell happened there? If it was decided by a RNG then it is clear God hates me. Rot, seriously? These newly constructed ships that hadn't even been used before, and had just recently started to sail, just rotted away? Oh I didn't make it clear obviously, I invaded with more than 5000 men, the army was somewhere around 12,000, what happened to them!? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I like this game so far. Doing a good job at moderating Retech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 The hell happened there? If it was decided by a RNG then it is clear God hates me. Rot, seriously? These newly constructed ships that hadn't even been used before, and had just recently started to sail, just rotted away? No, the siege weapons had started to rot a bit. Basically like the holes and joints were becoming a bit malformed. And the RNG contributed, but actually the main factor was that the general was a doofus. ---- EDIT: Thanks Ross EDIT2: What do you mean you invaded with 12000 men? I looked at the...oh wait. My bad. <_< Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Retech I invaded with 2,300 Heavy Infantry Swordmen, basic trained1,500 Elite archers2,000 Semi Trained archers1,000 Blood knights1,000 Spearmen2,000 Flander pikemen1,000 Peasents And used general Manius, the best general in the French army The forces you said were 2,000 pikemen1,500 archers1,000 peasents And a [developmentally delayed]ed general. Meh, I guess it will have to wait til next year before I can conquer them then. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dusty, you do realise you're at war with 5 people right? EnglandMatherEgyptMuslim Spain (I can't remember their name)Bulgaria When did I say I was at war with Cordoba, Egypt, or the Zeirids? I'm quasi at war with the English, and the declaration against Bulgaria is merely a diplomatic gesture to say '[bleep] YOU STOP THROWING DEAD PEOPLE AT STUFF'. btw your entire army got wiped out on Sardinia. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 You could, but nobles don't like being taxed even more than Alaskans. Just sayin'. Oh, I'm having trouble finding the plans for the attack on England. Dusty, could you please send me the plans by PM? Sometimes they get lost somewhere on the thread. For Earth, I just need the numbers please. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 err... i t... let me go check. i need to keep a standing sheet on this stuff! Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 You're crusauding them, and there has been a long on going war with Christianity for centuries, and it's currently your area where it is being fought. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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