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I guess so

 

Ross

 

You catch the captain off guard but he still sees it coming and dodges expertedly. He swings at you but your captain parries it for you.

 

Steelblade looks at you and says "I'll have you both hanging from the gallows by noon tomorrow!"

 

 

Retech

 

Oh jesus you rolled even lower. You're unable to catch your breath and you flap around. You wound is unable to settle in the water and bleeds heavily.

 

Rocco

 

You make it to the ship and shout up, it is very hard to see you and they buy the excuse throwing you a rope which you then climb up

 

Grim

 

You're unable to gain a charge but swing anyway, he side steps and knees you in the wound, making you fall down.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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"Sir, how do you suggest I prove myself? Single combat with an officer of yours as an example of my prowess might end in injury to my opponent due to my size. I can assist in loading cargo onto a ship, but I confess a lack in further ideas on my part.

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okay, i gtg.. but i look around.

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Isabel keeps swimming towards towards the island, or tries to find something to hold onto. Then she patches her wounds.

 

Does the same thing.

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Nex

 

You're joining the navy, combat is to be expected. He hands you a sword and gets a random marine to duel you.

 

Earth

 

You see smoke near you.

 

Rocco

 

Surprisingly they go on with the charade and tell you where teh captain is, they also tell you that the enemy was sunked some how before any real combat began +0.2 bluff

 

Retech

 

You don't save yourself, but you luckily gain some air quickly, but you still are drowning for another two turns.

 

Dungeonal

 

He insults you for the comment, saying that it was his fathers. You see nothing

 

Ross

 

Even though you're greviously injured, you pull it off, slashing across his face. He then grabs it and scream "BLOODY PIRATES!!"

You go to swing again, but he parries it, he then punches you across the face with quite the force which sends you back and makes you bleed. He gets a little bit too distracted by you and your captain impales him from behind. He is still alive though.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Isabel keeps swimming towards towards the island, or tries to find something to hold onto. Then she patches her wounds.

 

Does the same thing.

 

Errrrr, I do the same thing. :D

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I lift the sword and snap it to the side at the man I'm fighting's legs, followed by a swing of my fist at his head.

(Remember, I'm twice his size, being 12 feet tall.)

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Alastor switches the sword back to an axe, and then goes for a decapitating blow, if it is blocked, he kicks Steelblade in the stomach before jumping backwards.

 

(Ps. What do you think about the xp issue? If you feel like I'm trying to control the game, just say, and I'll back off)

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Grim

 

You're unable to parry him, but he misses anyway, you bash him on the head with your pistol. He is dazed for the next round

 

Retech

 

You catch your breath and swim to the island, but you're too shaken to start patching yourself up

 

Rocco

 

Wow you rolled a 100.

 

The captain looks at you.. "Weren't you already part of our crew?" You lie and say "Haha, yeah." He looks at you and says "Well... What do you want? Cleaner." You try to get a promotion "Well maybe a job with a little more action would do me, I was responsible for the sinking on the enemy vessel!" He looks stunned "That was you? Ah! Thank you my dear boy, that navy captain has been griefing me so much lately. You have really taken a load off my back. Perhaps you can be my personal bodyguard, you can dine in my quaters" +0.4 Bluff

 

Ross

 

Uhh I'll change the system, but it isn't a big deal so you're not really controlling anything. XD

 

You swing your axe at his head but he some how manages to block it, you're unable to swing again due to the sheer might of your weapon.

 

Steelblade looks at you and says "You may kill me here, but you will only kill a lowly captain, the navy has weapons you could never even imagine"

 

He is open for the next attack, do it in style.

 

Nex

 

Your swing is expertedly parried by the enemy marine, but you catch him offguard with your fist and you hear a huge crack as you make impact and he falls to the floor knocked out and bloody.

 

The marine captain looks at you and says "My word, you pack a punch. How about you can be cleaner, having you below decks wont fighten the others."

 

Nice rollin there, I wouldn't of given this to you if you didn't roll so high XD

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Isabel catches her breath and calms down, before bandaging her wounds with some cloth.

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I slash at the man with koriagla and pistol whip him again.

 

EDIT: The boondock saints movies were decent. (But that's really all you can say about 'em) can I get some suggestions for other movies?

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I agree, and board the ship. I begin cleaning belowdecks, waiting for the ship to leave and something interesting to happen.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Dungeonal

 

THe mans face lights up and he screams "THERE THEY ARE! TO ARMS!"

 

Rocco

 

The captain laughs and tells you that they're going to raid a nearby trade vessel not too far from here, then they're back to Tortuga!

 

Retech

 

You bandage your wound, but still need to rest +0.2 First aid

 

Grim

 

You slice quite easily at the opponent, across the torso. You then pistol whip him again and knock him out. +0.1 swordmenship

 

Nex

 

You board the ship and they say they're just going on patrol for pirates. Probably might score some pirate scum on the patrol.

 

 

Boondocks is an awesome film, well what I saw on youtube anyway. Are we on about the three Irish christain guys? Who pray a lot when they kill.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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"The navy has weapons you could never even imagine"

That would be me. :D

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Enarir looks for any bandages he could use to... bandage his wounds and looks for some rope to tie up the enemy. He avoids enemies as he does this.

EDIT: Yep that is the one I was talking about.

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Isabel rests for a while until she regains her breath and ready to fight again, then looks around the island for allies.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

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I finish cleaning, and work on forming more resilient bone plating over his body. I also try forming bony ridges on my arms, back, and knuckles to catch weapon and slash enemies.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Rocco

 

He tells you there is gunpowder below deck

 

Grim

 

You tie up the enemy and find some bandages, you rather poorly apply them +0.1 first aid.

 

Retech

 

You're rather rudely awakened from you rest by a squad of enemy patrols, luckily there are a few scattered allies around and you call for help. 5 Enemies 2 Allies.

 

Nex

 

You add extra armor to yourself +0.1 Metamorph skill.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Isabel acts defensively, brandishing her two handed sword cautiously. When the enemy attacks, she blocks and attempts to put them off balance, before slashing at them. This way, she can utilize her superior dexterity to her advantage. Using the one half of the blade, she blocks while the other half (top, bottom) to push in and slice the enemy.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

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Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Enarir reloads his pistol and takes potshots at enemies from across the deck. He then reloads again and proceeds below deck avoiding enemies as he does so.

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"As long as I have my courage, I will prevail against whatever anybody throws at me. Regardless, you were a good warrior, and good warriors should die with dignity. Know that you were killed by Alastor, the name which will soon be feared and respected throughout the world!"

 

Alastor lifts his blade to his midsection, before pulling it backwards, and then impaling the captain with through the chest, causing nigh-instant death.

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