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Pirates!

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I did Nex

 

Retech

(No you did nothing but fail, but luckily the pirates failed harder) +0.1 luck..

 

You make it to the lower deck, but 6 pirates are ready..

 

Nex

 

You wake up and feel slightly rejuvinated

 

Rocco+Paul

 

The boat embarks.

 

Pie

 

You get no oppertunity, and an enemy lands infront of you ready for a duel

 

Mather

 

Oh wow, a 7

 

You fail... again O_O... The blade just can't cut him

 

The informant tries to slice you horizontally too, but he faills too, and simply falls over

 

Though the crowd are much more lucky with a lance piercing your heart. You're almost dead.

 

Iey

 

Ahh, no reason really, business is just booming and your smiling face made me even more happier.

You turn around to see a civilised bunch of people discussing business or their adventures at sea

 

Ross

 

Oh wow, you both rolled 25 (You and the pirate) Your weapons meet in mid air, the pirate uses his attack to severly fail again, this is horrible O_O, he slips up and knocks himself unconcious (he rolled a 12)

 

You enter the Captain's quaters to see him stood at his table ready for combat

 

"You're very brave to get this far, but perhaps stupid." He reveals a hulking sword, similar to yours.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Enarir dodges and weaves slashing at one of the pirates with one hand and shooting another point blank in the chest with his pistol with the other.

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Isabella takes advantage of the cramped space and fights the pirates one by one as they come at her, taking advantage of her dexterity to attack one of the pirates even before they get in range to attack her.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

God damn it!!!

 

Richard attempts to freeze the entire area.

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Phyl jumps backwards and thrusts with his polearm, aiming to stab the enemy in the gut.

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Roderick pulls out a spyglass and begins scanning the ocean.

The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humbleness

TUBULAR BELLS!

Kudar wakes himself up, and tries forming the claws once more.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

"Well, this is surprising. I was hoping you would be above deck in that brawl, so I could make a dramatic speech when you got back, but I guess that is out of the window. I actually have no intention of fighting you, although explaining that to your men would have been rather difficult... I have a request to make" states Alastor, slowly and calmly.

 

"I'd like to join your crew. I can replace that good fellow who died in the hallway back there, if you'd like? I'm quite a capable fighter, and the life of a guard never really suited me anyway." He lowers his axe, dropping the edge to the floor with a thud, and leaning on the handle while he says this.

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Grim

 

Your first attack misses, and the you don't get a proper range in your shot but you shoot anyway, but it misses.

 

Retech

 

The cramped space gives the pirates a crazy idea, he points the cannon at your general direction, unlucky for him it wasn't loaded, and he begins to scower for a cannonball. One of your friend's brains are splattered against the wall as a pirate uses a blunderbuss at such close range. While your other friend impales the blunderbuss wielding pirate with his lance.

 

Rocco

 

"Strategy? I guess as its only one ship we'd just line up and skirmish, just kill as many as you can."

 

Mather

 

Your attempt is mildly successful, and you freeze the informant and most of the attackers, the rest of the attackers see this and decide to give up.

 

Pie

 

You attempt to lance the enemy, but he jumps back out of range, and then stabs you in the torso for moderate damage.

 

Paul

 

You begin to scout and get a good view of the ocean, but find nothing, though the view will help with another scouting attempt

 

Nex

 

You're already awake, but the claws don't work still, but you didn't use too much energy this time

 

Ross

 

"Heh... You seem combat able compared to my lot, tell you what, if you can survive this battle and win, then you're in" He then grasps his weapon and leaves to attend the brawling at top deck

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Turning back to the barkeep, Nira flips a coin into his palm; a tip for his generosity.

 

"Any idea where a girl with ambitions may be needed?" She asks pleasantly.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Isabel takes a nice cozy sleep on the cannon (night Icu! Good job moderating.)

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Finally!

 

Richard pulls out the sword, lance and arrow then travell a bit out of the village before resting.

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He had a lance too? Oops.

 

Phyl falls down and plays dead until the enemy comes close enough for him to be easily impaled. He then impales the enemy.

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I try again...

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

"Thank you, my captain!" shouts Alastor, running back the way he came, up the stairs and out onto the deck.

 

As he runs, he pulls the assorted levers and hits the switch, the back blade of the axe springs forward, Alastor spins it, and with a click, it converts to its sword form.

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Retech

 

Thanks, and everyone began to join her in her sleep.

 

Mather

 

Okayyy

 

Iey

 

"Heh, well a ship might not be for a lady, many sailors believe women to be bad luck, but I'm sure if you really want you can prove them you're a tough fightter... If you're one.

 

Pie

 

The fein works well and the guy walks near you, but keeps his weapon drawn to encounter someone else, You then launch your polearm upwards and impale him through the chest, he splatters blood on you and dies, +0.2 Bluff, 0.1 Polearm skill

 

Rocco

 

"Hmm, hear take this blunderbuss, it isn't of great quality but it'll do"

 

Ross

 

You do all of that and no one begins attacking you cause the people you traitored don't know you have turned traitor

 

Nex

 

Finally, it works, and you begin to dig :D

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Enarir continues to slash at the enemy with his sabre (ducking and weaving to avoid being shot/stabbed/other wise harmed)

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Richard attempts to get out of the fog to a place where fire magic would work, once there he attempts to fwoosh.

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Phyl grabs the dead enemy's lance, then searches the corpse for anything else that could be worthwhile.

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Alastor runs into a crowd of his employers, and shouts for them to advance. When they get about a meter in front of him, he swings sidewards across as many as he can, before spinning and holding the sword ready to counter any other attackers.

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Remember, digging into the side of a cliff, mountain, or hill.

 

Also, do I get body morphing exp for that?

 

I continue digging until the hole is big enough to fit me and the chest with some extra space. I then wait around sleeping for a ship to land or something else interesting to happen.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Pie

 

You gain a lance and find nothing, also your wound is looking better and it has started to heal, but wont fully heal for a while

 

Ross

 

You kill one employer, and injure another. The shere number of marines outnumbering the pirates begins to turn the tide in this battle, also 3 marines notice your change of heart and go to attack you.

 

Rocco

 

Below deck with the rest of our cargo, why?

 

Nex

 

Nope failed too much

 

The digging is done and you sleep in the newly formed cave

 

A ship lands not too far from you and they seem to have a large cargo and are loading it to a nearby settlement

 

Mather

 

The fog is everywhere, you can't get away until you sail away, and you don't make a swoosh.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Alastor swings the blade downwards against one marine, then hits the switch, and swings to the side against another marine. By the time the blade is near the marine, it has changed back into an axe.

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Lips curling in a grin, She gently pats the longsword strapped to her waist.

 

"Guess my smile was bright enough to let my blade go unnoticed," Nira let out with a chuckle.

 

Tipping the barkeep another coin, Nira made her way to the docks in hopes of finding some sort of deckhand work. Thoughts of being a famous pirate filled her head for a second, but flitted away quickly with a sour feeling.

 

Maybe one day, one day when she actually knew how to use the sharp steel she carried with her.

 

With a sigh, Nira walked up to the ship nearest her, inquiring about work positions.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Phyl patches up his wound with the dead man's clothing, then waits for the next challenger.

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