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Pirates!

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Mather

 

The people stare blankly, and a kind skeleton informs you that he is in the legendary port of the damned, famous for the undead and many fear them. The crowd are still angry about the attack and ask you for money to pay as a fee for your crime.

 

Ross

 

You land on the enemy ship perfectly and pull of the technique well, the pirate is however still able to fight, he swings his sword at you but the knock must of made him concussed as he laughably stumbles and falls to the deck below, you then make your way to the deck where you encounter a few more pirates.

 

Retech

 

You practice with the sword, but gain no skill, it was nice to use it after so long however.

 

Rocco

 

The rocking of the ship confirms you're at high sea, and you leave your area to the deck, everyone is busy doing their job and just think you're part of the crew.

 

Nex

 

Ding Ding Ding! The first 100.

You encounter a small mound of dirt, after digging for a while you realise it is buried treasure, you open it up to find, a map of other points, but you have no reference so it is junk right now, 500 gold pieces.

 

Grim

 

Against your better judgement, you jump into the ocean, even though the enemy ship was in boarding distance, you do not realise how cold the water actually are and feel winded by the temperature change.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Alastor dodges past them, and heads to the nearest door that leads below deck.

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Isabel checks her compass and compares it to how it was before, to see which direction they are traveling, for future reference. Then she looks around for a grapple/rope thingy.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Ross

 

You make it past the pirates but they persue, and you go to the lower deck where there are even more pirates manning the cannons, but luckily they're to drawn in battle to even care or notice and some are getting killed by enemy fire anway.

 

Retech

 

The compass points north-west

 

You search around the cabin, and in one of the drawers you find a nice rope with a grapple attatched.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Phyl says, "Eh, I have nothing better to do. So long as I get to keep my lance... no. Halberd....no. Spear.... no. Well, whatever the hell this thing I use is called, I better be allowed to keep it."

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Enarir climbs back onto his ship (or wherever he was before) and starts taking pot shots at the enemy ship with his pistol.

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"Very well." Richard responds, he looks down acting like he had dropped something, bends down, then quickly grabs the fallen opponents scimitar and in a swooping motion cuts upward at the informant. Then if he succedes and kills him Richard speaks again; "You are not to demand anything from me! Now those of you willing to accept my previous offer feel free to do so, the rest; you will get a long vacation to my thirteen hells!"

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Isabel practices throwing the grapple at a target in her cabin, then practices outside on the ship, as she hasn't really done it before.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

(Mather, that isn't how Richard would act at all <_< )

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Retech

 

The practicing goes well and you learn quite a bit +0.4 Grapple skill

 

 

Mather

 

The maneauvar isn't executed properly and you're unable to slash at the informant, everyone notices and begins to bare arms.

 

Grim

 

You climb aboard the ship and shoot your gun hitting an enemy in the chest killing him +0.2 Pistol skill

 

Pie

 

"You're meant to provide your own equipment... Anyway, name please and then welcome aboard."

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Isabel looks for birds in the sky, to indicate that they were nearing land. Then she grabs her sword and does some warm ups, in preparation for the fight ahead.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

"Okay. My full name is..." *deep breath* "Phyllanthron Arenae Terok Lumos the Fourth. But I prefer to be called Phyl."

 

(And the other remark was meant as a "what does the mod want me to call this weapon?" sort of thing.)

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Pie

 

Polearm is okay, the uniform man looks bewildered "Uhhh Phyl it is, welcome aboard."

 

 

Retech

 

You're very close to your destination and hear cannon fire in the distance.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

(I know Ross, but fwooshing doesn't work.)

 

Richard attempts to rip the informant's chest open.

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Twitter:

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Isabel looks into the distance, trying to spot if the cannonfire was coming from the shore or from a ship. Then she wishes good luck to the other men, and hunkers down.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

I continue looking around the island. If nothing can be found I stuff the items in my pouch and find a direction to start swimming.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Phyl hops aboard the ship before asking, "Uhhh.... where are we going?"

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Alastor dodges past them, and heads to the nearest door that leads below deck.

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Rocco

 

"Uhh Port Royale, we're sending supplies to deal with pirates."

 

Mather

 

Wow, you rolled an 8 and then a two! (Out of a hundred)

 

The informant easily grabs your hands and then impales you with his sword, luckily being undead you can take that.

 

Retech

 

The troops wish you good luck too and they get ready at their battle stations, you note 3 ships in the distance, one is basically destroyed, and the other two are locked in combat, one of them has an unfamilar sail while the other two had Shaladar emblem.

 

Nex

 

You find nothing, and you're unable to store the rest of the items, so you decide to use the chest as a storage device. There are only small landmasses near you, this is the main one.

 

Ross

 

You make it past the pirates but they persue, and you go to the lower deck where there are even more pirates manning the cannons, but luckily they're to drawn in battle to even care or notice and some are getting killed by enemy fire anway.

(That one was right after your post :S..)

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Isabella waits until her ship and the enemy ship are right next to each other, before grappling across.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Roderick heads down to the docks, looking for work.

The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humbleness

TUBULAR BELLS!

I form claws on my hands, and begin using them to dig into the side of the highest incline on the island.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

(So it was. Not sure how I missed that.)

 

Alastor walks through the room nonchalently at a quick pace, and looks for the captains chambers.

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Phyl hops aboard the ship before asking, "Uhhh.... where are we going?"

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Retech

 

The ship comes into reinforce, and then you notice another enemy ship coming into attack aswell, they get close and you attempt to grapple and you successfullly do so.

 

Paul

 

You notice some soldiers preparing a ship and ask them what they're doing. They say "Pirates have been sighted and we're attacking"

 

Rocco

 

"When we land... Which is very soon (1 turn)"

 

Nex

 

No claws for you! Sorry rolled low.

 

Ross

 

You begin to search around, and find a door, unluckily two pirates caught up and are expecting a fight.

 

Pie

 

To our blockade! The Shaladar scum must learn that the island is ours, not theirs.!"

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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