das Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm going to firstly set some ground rules So follow them and dont act like toolsThe purpose off this post is to RapThis isn't a post to call it crapThis post here is for off topic to have some funThis forum is more serious than a nunAll replies must be in rhyme formThis post will either fail or be more epic than pornAll forum rules apply so don't break one and cry"But I was trying to flame someone in my battle rap"Because that excuse will be lamer than crap. Once upon a time, Off topic was vibrant with lifeThen we got hit by some unknown strifeI know some of you will go it's the trollsAnd to that Like Peppy I say "Do a Barrell Roll"Trolls are everywhere you goIt's not just a problem with tip.it yo!we gotta each other more respect.So let's post together sit and reflectOn what we can do to make Off topic a better placeTheres so much hate here like everyones Nancy GraceThere are too many people who feel more important than othersI feel sorry for you if you're living your life like that brotherThere seems to be a dark shadow that's been cast over everything which is, in turn, affecting everyone on the board.An old off topicer named Outlaw Rudy came here the other day and was really flooredHe said he saw a lot of posts being written in a very demeaning way.And He said to me that it's not the "Off topic way"So I want to hear what is on Off topics mindTalk about the forum or which celebrities you find fineBut Remember this post is in proseSincerely Das - Ps: Yguy and Rainy Day are my hoes! "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Get 'em Rabbit! I would like to rhyme but I have no time,I'm off to work for a very short time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_odie Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Whoa, don't even start,This thread is going to stink like a fart,People who think they have a heart,To throw down against das the Lionheart.Now I think to myself that I would love have a part,but how does one go about with this art,Is it meant to keep us apart?I mean seriously, was that fair you got a head start?Please impart. (lol, I have no idea what I am doing) RIP MichaelangelopolousThanks to cowboy14 for the pimp sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I don't get why you didn't throw this in Off-topicThe view count here will be seriously microscopicI should use my rap powers to get this movedI will be praised for seeing it improved. So i came in here expecting this to be greatHonestly Das you're rap is just second rateI can't believe you even call it rapIt needs nothing short of throwing in the scrapI've never done this before,But even mine is putting you to shameYou only have yourself to blame! Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm in agreement with Danqazmlp,But I'm not sure how to pronounce his name,So [bleep] me. Not a great start to a rap battle, Das,But with our collective efforts, it shall come to passThat this thread achieves GREATNESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 We reaching for greatness, let me reiterate that statementWe gonna rock this club like my boss rocks my paymentAnd we won't take no prisoners, won't hear no moreNo more of these other rappers taking the floorSo let me formally introduce this group that we haveIt's full of all these bombers, some good and some badBut when we're through with you, you'll want no more warCuz we'll win this battle, forever, becoming folkloreSo when we're done, you'll want to take a hiatusI suggest you keep, a [bleep]ing 8 mile radiusBecause we fiercer than a lion and sharper than cheddarYou can try to put us down but we'll just keep gettin better."Want to meet Michelle Obama?" Nah we already met herAnd when we own this place, yeah we'll own it forever! ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Yo I threw it in off topic but some mod moved it to this subforumNow in this dead space it's like a mini-staff quorumWhy are you talking about shame and blame?I'm the Danaconda in Real-Life - Women know I got gameI don't see how you can call me second rate.The last woman I slept with said i'm like tony the tiger: Grrrrreat!Nic, Why you going on about us being apart.I don't go for dudes, you know I like my tartsAll I see is staff hating on meI suddenly feel like it's scapeboard in 2003 "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I clicked on this thread and thought this was hotThis rap battle will be the best thing here by a lotbut when I went to post the thread had disappearedI thought 'dude that's kinda weird' But it's appeared here in off topic, which is greatbe on your best behaviour, don't start on the hate I don't know how to rap, but hell I'll give it a tryNothing much else to say, so I guess this is goodbye I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm a wangsta',A straight up double-u,Tryna look hard, you know I won't trouble you,walkin' down the street I don't carry no gat,All I got's a chain and a stupid lookin' hat,Sittin' at the drive-thru at MiccyDees,I wanna quarter pounder extra pickles and cheese,Now hurry up with my order, ya lazy hoe,I'm from b-wood dontcha know,Got myself a woman, lives in shadow lakesShe ain't got a butt, she makes German chocolate cakes,I'm payin' big bucks tryna get a label,A quarter pound of dobie for a stick on the table,I live at home with mom and dad,The best two homies I ever had,You might think it's kinda funny, or a stereotype,But that's what you get with all this ghetto hype. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 This is quite a good topic,Though I fear I will turn misanthropic,The posts you make are pretty fine,But now this topic is mine! 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Yeah I don't think so Sam,4 lines? nobody gives a damnI'll show you all wheres its aton the man, right under this hatnot actually under a hat because I'm insidebut you know what I'm getting at don't try to hidea metaphorical hat if you willdepends if you choose the red or blue pillyou'll all fall to the one whos hair is orangeand oh [cabbage] nothing rhymes with thatjust remember the man under this hat Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 This topic aint yours SamYou're not as cool as I amMaybe I can't rapBut Das is the coolest on this mapMaybe you should go longboardingI'm sure you'll find that more rewarding But lets cut the chaseThis thread is aceDas may be a legendBut don't be threatenedI'm using too many buts in this rapI think it might be making it crapOh well, I don't careAt least I'm aware I should be writing up for UniHow I spend my time this weekWhen I say I was in a rap battleThey'll probably think I'm a loony I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Honestly, who wears a hat,You look like a prat,I get mine from a glove,With a whole lotta love! Your poem is hardly a song,It's making a pong,I'm afraid to take a breath,Lest I catch my death. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Sam, How can you ask why he wears a hat? Elliot Ness wore a Fedora - How do you like that?While it's flattering people think i'm a rap legendDan's quick diss made my rap feel threatend. Racheya - no one will think you're a looneyJust say you were making out with George Clooney My raps are in your faceI see why Doomy wears a hatand it;s not because he's a pratIt's because he doesn't want you to see his faceProbably avoiding being seen in this placeAlthough since he has orange hairyou would think he would be used to the stares "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 at first i had an ideabut a lack of syllables caused some fearyet now the reason for my lack of functionis because i feel its time for luncheonhnerghhh, i need to get my toast intoo bad, i would've carried on postin'i apologise for being unrelatedbut i can't stop my context being fated 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Yall homie OTers have a place in my heartoh [cabbage] i just let go a fart. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I disrespect the hat, 'cause it looks funny when he wears it like that,don't worry about my hatin',and now, for some reason, you' gyratin 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Yo Yo YoYo-Yo Yo Why, hello, what is this?It appears to be a rhyme!The beat's a little iffy,But I've a likin' for the time. Mr. Das, good sir,What an interesting thread;And if it doesn't move my feetIt sure does move my head. I eagerly await the posts Of all the other fools.But, if I may, I might suggest An addition to the rules: If you don't mind,Perhaps you might sayThat any plagiarisers Shall be hustled on their way. For I would rather not seeAny Hip-hop-opotamus.Taking lines from othersIs a tactic for Anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Green guy says longboarding is where its atI dont think so, its only for that silly ladThe chap is quite funnyhop hop, im a bunny. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Bad language within: Stop. Collaborate and listenShiny is back, and about to christenOT, with a brand new rap formTight as [bleep]es cooking up a storm Word. I hear you sayingPeople right round must start prayingOT, is in need of repairClean up trolls, i'm about to dare Boom. Modding duties[bleep]ing [bleep]es and slapping bootiesFlamebait, here and thereMy modding duties about to tear Limb. Right from limbOT trolls and flamebait withinProcess the trolls, clean their slateHopefully lessening the flamebait. This. Is the end of my rhymeDescribing duties right on timeOT is a [bleep]ing placeNow lets gets some beers, thats [bleep]ing ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Turn on the computer, and open up my forumsExpecting politics, and some inane old doldrums.Lo and behold, provided by my modemIs a topic about rap, the only cure for boredom. So I look at the creator,And notice it is Das.Like the known african equatorSo hard to make it pastHis styles are so original, Some people might even say,That he just might be passableAs the Tupac of today. Now of course one thing we allKnow, is I was just sarcastic,But with one line, we are enthralledLike a tank of plastic.I make this comparison knownCuz upfront he is tough and tall,But hidden behind that red old gnomeLies a girl shunned by all And I might be talking crap About a well known adminShould I make joke his rap? Since this is what could happenFirst he smiles and shakes it offCuz inside his heart is crackingSo with his hammer he makes knownHe's in the mood for banning. Now with those words I have spoken I leave with just this one omenDrop the cig still smokingAnd extend my hand, with fingers openGrasp the fingers all entwinedAs we all go down strolling,Cuz twas just a little rhymeAfter all, we all know you're ballin! I look forward to participatingIn this rapper contestTruly see who is instigatingOr just a one man suckfestSo I have no doubt somewhere Deep inside my mindThat when it comes down to hairOn the scale of one to nineI'll be up in the opposite, Cuz damn boi rappers fineAre what we got up in this [cabbage].*damn censor!*Peace. HOMEWORK TIME! i look forward to read this topicLets hope its popular... like a rocket? I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Hooray for Beer!We shall cheer,for this awesome drink,now, ladies and gentlemen,to the ice rink! 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Bonkers. Your rap was enthrallingBut right now, i hear something callingRing, ring, my phone is goingTurn it on, see what's beholding Lame. It's the lame policeCalling, to maintain the peace"Flamebait here, flamebait there"Bonkers, this load is getting hard to bare Das. He is a really nice guyKeep on flaming and you must dieSee in OT, we don't go flamingRespect one-another, now for some hunting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Racheya gave me a link to this thread,I looked at it and said:What is this, I don't even?Off-Topic was a place of no rap (that belongs in the Music Section), this place was my haven.But now I should probably stop trying, 'coz everyone who sees this will probably start crying.White guys shouldn't rap,Because seriously, we're crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 But, respectfully, Mr. Shiny, Sir,Your own words malcontent do stirFor from this stick to taunters pokeYou yourself do swing and choke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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