What would you do if RS was real?

[teh_soldier]

 

I'd report every single one of you for;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Killing gentle and innocent monsters [ed. - inoccent - that black demon attacked first]

 

 

 

Stealing

 

 

 

Illegal wood cutting

 

 

 

Poisoning

 

 

 

Selling illegal substances (aka herbs) - herbs aren;t illegal - u dont get arrested for selling mint...

 

 

 

Killing endangered species (dragons) - they just respawn anyway so the are not realy endangered

 

 

 

Manslaughter - unless u mean we kill each other accidentaly what u mean is murder

 

 

 

Illegal fishing (sharks) - it isnt illegal to fish sharks in certain places

 

 

 

Possession of dangerous/illegal arms with the intent of destruction/murder

 

 

 

Illegal trading

 

 

 

Illegal practicing of heathen religion - what are u? some racist?

 

 

 

Illegal practicing of magic. - only punishable if you are a fundamentalist christian...and then punishable by stoning

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and do what exactly... we would be impossible to ban, as there would be no one outside of runescape, as it was "real", and would you realy like to try and imprison a lvl 126 with 99 mage?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

erm....im not sure christians actually stone "witches" anymore, or have done in the last several hundered years :roll:

[Kevin_]

id buy a bazooka and blow evry rich player up :D god the awsomeness.

[Dudeisadude9]

I would have Pixel Sex with my RS GF, Then find out its really a hairy, old, fat man in his 40's.

[megakiller32]

die continously :lol:

[willyhenriksen]

i would kill jagex and take the throne over the world and then i could create whatever i ant.

[PArocking]

id play a mmorpg called worldscape wohoooo

[Haus]

I'd prolly get pked..... :lol:

[Hasib]

ide be dead by now.. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Backfrom the dead u mean :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmmmm... i guess I will walk around the street with a mining helmet on weilding a rubber chicken and wearing the sigil ofthe 10th lol

[ragnorok161]

id make a new account so i get them all to do stuff for my main like woodcuting and mining and stuff!!

[l3il2die]

Pull out my whip and start whipping people in the street :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bigsword33]

i don't miss it, i play rsc everyday!

[Kielmccaul75]

Chances are I would hide from the knee high vermin.

[Toxicologist]

id high alc my sister, though i dont expect id get much

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yeah, I'd just go around performing autopsies (on live humans), maybe useing painful, slow-acting poisons as a substitute for anesthetic. They can't put me in prison anyway, because I can just teleport (and teleother my victim with me).

[teh_soldier]

I would have Pixel Sex with my RS GF, Then find out its really a hairy, old, fat man in his 40's.

 

 

 

lmao :lol:

[NonOfYourBeeswax]

Make paper hats, paint them and sell them.

 

 

 

Or perhaps try wearing a bag that weights -4 kg. (Boots of lightness)

[Johan15]

i'd sell everything i own and get me a lil house somewhere in rs and chill :P

[Lets_3ekout]

i'd get my monkey gree grees and walk around on karamja as normal monkey and when a lvl 6 comes along and trys to attack me, BAM i put on lvl 154 or watever monkey gree gree and watch him flee while i laugh. then get my monkey archer gree gre and snipe him throught the head. then i'd use bones to bannanas on his spine put it in the bannana box at the dock and get paid 30gp each time for the box full. o the fun i could have.

 

 

 

also i'd go sneaking behind random peopleb using blast furnace on themand wach the pixels melt.

 

 

 

and i'd throw roton tomatoes in peoples faces in duel arena so they cant see and get owned in the next hit.

[Merchant777]

retire

[Soma2035]

Withdraw my 12mil cash, and retire.

[Sp4de]

I'd hack into peoples minds

[Venditore]

I will stand at the window of the second floor of my cramped, dark little apothecary and telegrab everyone who passes by into my basement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I will entangle them to a cold, metal pole and perform Blood Barrage on them to extract some blood sample and use them for my potions. After I have extracted about half of their blood supply, I will get out a Dragon Dagger and cut open their abdomen (without anesthetic), and slice pieces off their liver as a secondary ingredient for my potions, all the time with the soothing noise of blood-curdling screams ringing in my ears... Once the potion is finished, my victims should have the first taste...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS. I specialise in painful, slow-acting poisons. The guy in my avatar gives you a good idea of what my victims look like when I'm starting on them.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our future serial killer.

[Razoid]

Id kill MOM when he appeared and take all his half keys :twisted:

[HottieS1]

I would have Pixel Sex with my RS GF, Then find out its really a hairy, old, fat man in his 40's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl... That made me laugh IRL. Probably the funniest thing ive seen on this thread.. The most disturbing thing would be Toxicoligists post.. Great to see he knows where he's going in life.. :?

[Toxicologist]

Horaay! Around five people or more considered my post disturbing! =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time for some serious serial killing now... hey, it's in the name of science, right? Making new potions... it is neccessary to sacrifice the few for the benefit of the majority, isn't it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Signed ~Toxicologist~

[bigsword33]

i'd go around killing people and so called 'hero's' and choke slam the bakers when they catch me getting their bread........witha whip down their throght