You are wrong. The earth is shaped like a donut.

 

computers are very useful pieces of equipment

You're wrong. Computers stop us from exercising our brain by making us far too reliant on their fancy features. We essentially become brain-dead with this teknologee.

 

There are seven days in a week.

You are wrong. Maybe a GREGORIAN week, but not everyone follows this system of time keeping.

 

Boats float on water

Unless they have holes in them.

 

 

Turkey is boring at Thanksgiving compared to the stuffing.

You're wrong. Turkey, when cooked excellently, is very appetizing indeed.

 

Televisions require electricity to work

Unless they're magical.

 

I don't deserve to be here and should never return because my kind isn't welcome here.

You are wrong. You are an object of pity and must post here to feel better about thyself!

 

Birthdays were the best days.

Wrong, birthdays still are the best days.

 

If you carve out the inside of a watermelon, you can put it on your head and wear it as a watermelon helmet.

Wrong. You have to cut it in half first.

 

Cupcakes are the best cakes.

Wrong Sandwichcakes are

 

Red cigarettes are the best cigarettes.

Wrong, all cigarettes aren't the best according to AboveTheReasoning.

 

All months have some absurd holiday that is celebrated somewhere else in the world.

You are wrong, every moth has many absurd celebrations.

 

This is my first post on this thread.

Wrong, it's the first fifth of your posts in a series.

 

Twilight Sparkle is the best of the mane 6.

You are wrong, each on the mane six are the best of the mane six.

 

I am wrong.

Only about your statement in response to mine.

 

The oldest pair of ice skates were found on the bottom of a lake.

You are wrong, They where found burred under a pile of melted ice.

 

I miss discord.

Wrong. You miss his trolling and antics.

 

My favorite store for books is Barnes & Nobles.

You are wrong, you do not have sufficient knowledge of book stores to class that one as your favourite!

 

Protein in recommended amounts is good for you.

Wrong. Those are just estimations.

 

Black widow spiders aren't safe to touch.

Of course they aren't, they can kill you.

 

I am an idiot for not getting why people got bored of the corrupt a wish game.

You're wrong because they are stupid for getting bored of that game

 

Coca-cola cans are red and white.

Not Coca-Cola zero.

 

Everything has its share of fans and haters.

You're wrong there are several things that just have a massive share of haters, such as coca-cola zero, and the fans are all secretly haters for not being able to drink regular coke because of a diet or other reason...

 

People on this board aren't here because of the game Runescape, anymore at least.

Actually, they are. A lot of them in fact.

 

Gun rates in the United States are high.

Your wrong they aren't high they are just rising to about the same rate they have always been but seem higher because of the increase in population that the United States has.

 

People in Canada are generally nicer than people in the United States.