Banned for causing a temporal paradox.

I know I should be banning you, Lokie, but I don't want to. 'nuff said.

 

March 26th, 2214: The post-apocalyptic future.

 

It's been 202 years since Lokie eliminated most life on earth. The three remaining scientists have worked together to build a time machine for one purpose: Ban Lokie before he commits genocide.

 

And so it is done.

 

Banned for posting nonsense.

Banned for not targeting me as intended. You didn't even have a ninja to justify banning Alg.

Banned for defending Alg's nonsensical post.

Banned in defense of my own nonsensical post.

Banned because you're NOT cool.

Banned because anyone who is/was EP is automatically cool.

Banned for only saying that because you were on EP. They're a bunch of dweebs.

 

Moderators are way cooler. Especially that certain one in the sky.

Banned for the flying spaghetti monster.

Banned for referring to an absurd eldritch abomination.

Banned for filling up my GD inbox with topic updates.

Banned because I will fill it up even more, full to the brim.

Banned while I wait for my health to restore.

Banned so that I can go to sleep.

Banned because you won't remember your dreams.

Banned because I remember bits/pieces of my dreams/nightmares every so often. :ph34r:

 

 

 

@ BlazeTMF -- Just so you know, my katanas can't be broken by guns. Deflected, yes, but not broken. :P

 

 

~D. V. "I wish to not remember my nightmares, or at least have the ability to forget them fast." Devnull

Banned, because this is not the corrupt a wish thread so stop making wishes.

Banned because that thing in your signature looks NOTHING like a bunny.

Banned because one of the mangas I regularly read managed to troll me.

Banned because you allowed yourself to be trolled.

Banned because I never saw you post regularly in here.

Banned for being the crick in one's neck when one wakes up in the morning.

Banned because I prefer your name Skeptic.

 

Why did you change it anyway?

Banned for questioning my authority.

 

I changed it because I felt the old name was less applicable to my current state of mind.

Banned for having a rather witty signature. ;)