Banned because you apparently didn't know my guns are better than 100% accurate.  They actually have the ability to float free of my hands and fire where I need them to, as well as curve shots to never miss a target. :shades:

 

~D. V. "It's probably overkill in terms of capability, but it gets the job done every time." Devnull

Banned by the president of the United States.

You're banned because some people will miss you, including myself, and you'll never see the reply.  I wish I could have come back here sooner, but offline life has been worse than a simple problem, and way beyond my control. :wall: :(

 

~D. V. "If only I had a time machine for this..." Devnull

Banned for being more creative than any other TIFer.

<*stares at thread's lack of posts since his last*>

 

Damnit...  You and I are both banned because we seem to have scared everyone else off. :cry:

 

~D. V. "It's rare I double up." Devnull

You are Banned because you haven't made a post on the Count Down from 30k topic in a while.

Banned because I've just returned and wish to exercise petty authority.

You're banned because I got out-of-the-loop for a while with something called "MechWarrior Online"... Unfortunately, their developers started doing something severely stupid, and I'm once-again without a good MMO.  Yes, the situation's not your fault, but I thought it would make a good first returning post. :P

 

~D. V. "It also answers where I've been for a while." Devnull

You're banned, because you're not returning to lolScape.

 

=3!

Banned because you unironically have a clan named "Efficiency Experts"

Banned for being the most prolific poster in the games section.

Banned for only posting in 2 of the objectively least interesting games.

You're banned because Crab Claws aren't normally green. :p

 

~D. V. "Different Color Needed?" Devnull

Banned because it's a lobster claw and also that's 100% of the point

Banned because I don't think I've ever seen Hobgoblins die from players throwing Lobsters at them. :wacko:

 

 

~D. V. "That would be funny to see, however." Devnull

Banned because I'm back, just don't expect me to post here regularly anymore.

Banned because a Dolphin flew by your face at over 150 MPH... When did those things start doing that anyway? :?

 

~D. V. "Okay... that's creepy!" Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: Roger that, and will still look forward to your irregular occasional posts.  Welcome back!)

Banned for letting this thread go over a month with no posts

Banned because TBM never made irregular posts in this thread because he's a butt, and I'm blaming it on you.

banned because you are a really great guy and that is not something we tolerate around here

Banned for being too cool. You're making us look bad, coolguy!

You're banned for grabbing the Left Arm Armor off of Samus Aran's Power Suit, painting it green, reconfiguring it, and walking away with it sneakily. :?

 

~D. V. "I knew that image looked familiar from somewhere..." Devnull

Banned because I'm never coming back.

 

I'm sorry but that's the truth, I'm too old for these childish forum games.

And don't tell me I'm technically back since I made this post, I only came here to say I won't be back and that's it.

Banned because I wish you the best of luck, wherever you may go.  Sorry to see, however, that you won't be stopping by with irregular posts anymore. :(

 

~Mr. D. V. "Understanding that people must move on eventually..." Devnull

Banned for giving me the idea of a random word as a sub-signature, but also including the definition of said word.