Banned for burning things. With acid. You fiend.

Banned for confusing me. :)

You're banned for getting run over by an acidic bus. :twss:

 

~D. V. "I've been itching to use that emote." Devnull

You're banned for dragon slaying of course.

You're banned for dragon slaying of course.

Banned for being massively unoriginal. :(

 

<*Applies a 'Sonic Screwdriver' to their head*>

 

I can only hope I fixed that issue. :?

 

~D. V. "Who'd ever think I'd get to apply some 'Doctor Who' to things?" Devnull

Banned for feeling sad about unoriginality!

Banned for slaying dragons

Banned for guarding Varrock.

Banned for feathering chickens.

Banned for sleeping without a pillow.

Banned for banning someone who sleeps with a pillow

 

Banned for sleeping without a pillow.

Banned for whipping Moss Giants.

Banned for failing to guard Varrock

You're banned for shocking a bird out of the sky! :P

 

~D. V. "And for singeing them as well!" Devnull

Banned for guarding varrock

Banned for guarding varrock

Banned for rocking the guard

Banned for smoking high doses of crack.

Since we're on that particular note... You're banned for doing a drug like 'LSD'. :twss:

 

~D. V. "You had to see that one coming." Devnull

Banned for ņ̽ͯ͒ͫ̀ͦ̆҉̵̛͇̞̙͚͘o̎̿ͪͨ̀͗̐ͩ͋́̐ͮ̈̓ͨ͏̴̡̟̣̮͈̳̮̱̪̞͉͉͡ͅͅţ̴̦͚͎͓͎͖̣̳͓̹͔̫̟̞̦ͮͤ̌ͨ̂͛̚͟ͅ ̱͇̮̱͇̙̘̅͛͊ͧͪ͛͟͝͠d̢̢͕̞͔͉͈̞̬̭̋͆̽ͪ̒ͧͯ͢͡oͫͣ̾ͬ̌ͩͨ͊ͦ̅ͫ͢҉̶̨̰͚̰͍̤̞̭͈̪͇̬̯ị̵̴̧͕̘̤̲͈͙̲̮̠̘̪̅̋ͧ͐ͬͧ̇̆͋̓̏̋̕n̨ͪͨ̃ͨ̅ͭ͋̎ͮ͗ͨ͏̵̜͖̪̪̙̰̖̜͎̼̘̮ͅgͫͬ̔̊ͮ̂̂ͧ͊ͪ̌̋͊̇̒͆̎͞͏̥̝͙̭̼̭̱̺̟̠̫͖̗̀͢ ̛̩͖̮̞͍̭͎͎͔̆̇̆̋̃ͥ̿̍̿ͮ͌̂͋͒ͫ̋̉̋̀͘ͅL̶̓ͨͤ͊́̌̄̌҉̯̪͉̬̥̘̙̹̱̼͖ͅS͆̍͛̿ͪͥ̐ͣ̇͆̈́̓́҉͙̠͈̞̤̮̗̳̙̖̲̩́̀͝͞Dͭͥͨͪ̋̍ͤͤ̽̚҉̮̪̫͕̣̙̙̣̹͉̜̜̗̦ ̶̧̠̙̫̖̜͚͉̫̱̲̱̲̙ͣͩ̄ͥ̊̔͐͂ͨ̓͗͌͒̚ͅs̡̾̿ͯͫ̿̇͑̌̈ͣ̿ͧ͒̐ͨͣ͘҉̱̜̺͈̳͢ö̌͒͗ͯ͆̀́ͧ̎ͯͤ̒̎̑̚͏̨̞̥̼̯̠͇͙̭́́ ̨̦̱̞̼͔͎̪̫̞̘̥͛͂͑ͨͬ͆̅̊̃ͧ̔̕͜ͅỷ̙̫͈̻̯͈̬̩̼̗͎̫̹͕̯̠̝̇ͧ͌ͬ̈ͣͦ̌̔̐͂̎͝o̡̨͇̟͉̟̗̱̘̣̾ͨͨ͋̂͆ͨ͐͗ͣ̄͊ͯ͐̅͛͒̀́ṷ̭͇̗̻̱̦̰͈̤̯̬͕͍̯̖͎͊̅ͭ̒̀̕ ̧̛̦̻͙͊̊ͨͯ̍̏̋͋͗̿ͪ̊̒c̶̡̨̧͙̤̟̲̙̲͇̝̟ͧ̿̑̄̇ͣͥͪͥ͋ͭ̓ͮ͡ͅa̴̅̒͌͗͑ͧ͌ͬ̃ͨͭ̓͏͙͈̖̩͙̻̙̮̪̪͎͓̝̘̻̜̀n̈͑̅͂̽̿ͦͫ̉̈̽̂͏̲̠̝̖̞͈͕̹͕̟͈̪̻̘͟͢ ̷̡̞͇͖̜̻̫͗̽̉ͪ͑̋ͩ̎̀ͮ̀̚͠e̶̢̟̥̦̱̜̜͎̱̼͎̭̥̘̳͐̔̃̔̅͋͑̔ͪ̔ͣ̋̎̀̐ͥ̚̚͢ͅn̛ͮ̀ͯ͒̍ͨ̈̀̎ͧͧ̇͊̀̉҉̧̩̭̳̠͍͜ͅt̸̴̨̢͉̖͕̟̉̓ͮ͊̅̇̍͑̍̒̇̈́̌͊̄͊̕e̷͈̫͙͚̩̫̥͎̰̤͑ͧ̀ͥ͒͂̽ͥͫ̋̒͊͗̿̚͜r̤̫͙͓͈͕͎͎̽ͥͮ̓ͬ̐́͘͞͝ ͋ͬ̈ͧ̂͏̸̱͓̙̠̗̥̪̣̼̦̘͇͉̯̰͘̕͢t̵̨̛̟̻̩͎̘̫ͬ̀ͯ̅ͤ̚͝͠h̵̨͔͕͖̝͓̱̤̺̟͖̬̦̬́̿̐͌ͧͫͧ̈̎̽ͤ͗̋̄̓͟ḛ͎̖̪͔͓͈̲͉̱̥͍͓̲̳͍ͥͩ̉̍̍ͧ̋ͩ͘͜͢͝ ̧̧ͩ̅ͪ̑̍̽͐҉̹̹̟̲͢͟5̷̷̝̲̼͎̗̞̦͍̜̤͇̜͋͂̓ͩͩ̐̐̍́̔̓̎͆̚ͅt̸̵͉̙̩͚͈̲̻͖̼ͭ͋͛ͫͅh̊ͭ͗̑́͛̌͜҉̥̟̹̮ͅͅ ̸̢̜̲̭͕̹͍̠̩̅͗̆̏̍͂ͬͭ̌̆͗̀̿̕͡ͅp̨̺̬͉̮̼͍̤̟̖͍͉̱͚̜̟̥̖̺̑̂̆̉͌̈́ͫͦͧ̋̚l̶̔̃ͩͦ̆̊͛͗̇͏̸͚̯̝̜̪a̢̨̻̬͙̠͙͙ͤͨ̊ͪ̈́̀̉͌̿̀ņ̨̧͔̩̻̮̲͉̝͕̠̱̟̖͉͕̜͈̩͗͑̿̊̊͊̏̑̾͢ę̴̴̩͇͙̖̋̐ͣ͂ͨ͒̈́̑͠ͅ ̵̗̩̘͉̺̞͎̲̲̘̻̰ͫ̽̈͑̽̓̿̅ͧ̾̿͛̀oͭ̏̔ͦ͋̏͗̈́ͨͭͯ̃̅͌͏̷̮̯̻̰͔̺̼̜͇̙̖͕̜̬̗͍̺͔̼͠f̴̢̍ͪͩ̽̔ͮͧ̋͑͡͏̮̭̯̞͞ ̵̴̢̟̺͈͔̬͓̫̟͈̞̱̬̳̺̖͍͉̓ͮ̎͊̑̉ͪ̄́͌ͣ̒ͅe̸̢͙̠̹̯͓̜͒͑̃ͪ̄ͧͬ̍͊͊ͧ̏̿͠ͅx̨̨̩̪̺̦̥͇̝̠͇͍̟̱̣͙̞̰̻̹͂ͣ͑ͯ͐̀̕͡i̅͗͊ͭͥͭ̀̂̒ͯ̅̇̊ͬ̈҉̢̭̘̹̬͇̻̝͔̙̹̫̥͕̠̖̺͘͠s͊͌̋̎ͩͧ͌͗ͯ̾͋ͬ͏̢̡͎̲̮̦̰̀t̸͙̰̤̣͕͍̜̱̜͇̊ͩ̏̇ͥͯͮ͛ͪ̑ͩ̃ͤͣ̈̀̀͡ḙ̴̦̪͇͉͖͇̻̖͙̼̀̏͛ͥ͗̉ͮ̽͊̏̒͠͝ǹ̡̛͖͚͙̘͈ͯ̑̊̆̕c̛͍̤̙̪̜̫̬̭̺͚̮̻͍̞͉̭̘̈́̀͆͗̽ͬ͛ͯͣ̽̔͛͋̅̿͜͝͡e̱̫͚̺͔̾̌͊̊̇͆ͮ̄ͧ̈́̓̑ͯ̓̍̍̊̀͜͝ ̸̶̞̼͔̻̬̞̩̳̯̼͚̘͍ͭ͋́ͨ́̿͌͂ͪ́̆͛̓ͬͨ̑̚͜

Banned for not realizing I was already operating in tons of dimensions and planes, without the need for drugs. :shame:

 

Just to make the point, I'll translate the blocked parts...

Banned for ņ̽ͯ͒ͫ̀ͦ̆҉̵̛͇̞̙͚͘o̎̿ͪͨ̀͗̐ͩ͋́̐ͮ̈̓ͨ͏̴̡̟̣̮͈̳̮̱̪̞͉͉͡ͅͅţ̴̦͚͎͓͎͖̣̳͓̹͔̫̟̞̦ͮͤ̌ͨ̂͛̚͟ͅ ̱͇̮̱͇̙̘̅͛͊ͧͪ͛͟͝͠d̢̢͕̞͔͉͈̞̬̭̋͆̽ͪ̒ͧͯ͢͡oͫͣ̾ͬ̌ͩͨ͊ͦ̅ͫ͢҉̶̨̰͚̰͍̤̞̭͈̪͇̬̯ị̵̴̧͕̘̤̲͈͙̲̮̠̘̪̅̋ͧ͐ͬͧ̇̆͋̓̏̋̕n̨ͪͨ̃ͨ̅ͭ͋̎ͮ͗ͨ͏̵̜͖̪̪̙̰̖̜͎̼̘̮ͅgͫͬ̔̊ͮ̂̂ͧ͊ͪ̌̋͊̇̒͆̎͞͏̥̝͙̭̼̭̱̺̟̠̫͖̗̀͢ ̛̩͖̮̞͍̭͎͎͔̆̇̆̋̃ͥ̿̍̿ͮ͌̂͋͒ͫ̋̉̋̀͘ͅL̶̓ͨͤ͊́̌̄̌҉̯̪͉̬̥̘̙̹̱̼͖ͅS͆̍͛̿ͪͥ̐ͣ̇͆̈́̓́҉͙̠͈̞̤̮̗̳̙̖̲̩́̀͝͞Dͭͥͨͪ̋̍ͤͤ̽̚҉̮̪̫͕̣̙̙̣̹͉̜̜̗̦ ̶̧̠̙̫̖̜͚͉̫̱̲̱̲̙ͣͩ̄ͥ̊̔͐͂ͨ̓͗͌͒̚ͅs̡̾̿ͯͫ̿̇͑̌̈ͣ̿ͧ͒̐ͨͣ͘҉̱̜̺͈̳͢ö̌͒͗ͯ͆̀́ͧ̎ͯͤ̒̎̑̚͏̨̞̥̼̯̠͇͙̭́́ ̨̦̱̞̼͔͎̪̫̞̘̥͛͂͑ͨͬ͆̅̊̃ͧ̔̕͜ͅỷ̙̫͈̻̯͈̬̩̼̗͎̫̹͕̯̠̝̇ͧ͌ͬ̈ͣͦ̌̔̐͂̎͝o̡̨͇̟͉̟̗̱̘̣̾ͨͨ͋̂͆ͨ͐͗ͣ̄͊ͯ͐̅͛͒̀́ṷ̭͇̗̻̱̦̰͈̤̯̬͕͍̯̖͎͊̅ͭ̒̀̕ ̧̛̦̻͙͊̊ͨͯ̍̏̋͋͗̿ͪ̊̒c̶̡̨̧͙̤̟̲̙̲͇̝̟ͧ̿̑̄̇ͣͥͪͥ͋ͭ̓ͮ͡ͅa̴̅̒͌͗͑ͧ͌ͬ̃ͨͭ̓͏͙͈̖̩͙̻̙̮̪̪͎͓̝̘̻̜̀n̈͑̅͂̽̿ͦͫ̉̈̽̂͏̲̠̝̖̞͈͕̹͕̟͈̪̻̘͟͢ ̷̡̞͇͖̜̻̫͗̽̉ͪ͑̋ͩ̎̀ͮ̀̚͠e̶̢̟̥̦̱̜̜͎̱̼͎̭̥̘̳͐̔̃̔̅͋͑̔ͪ̔ͣ̋̎̀̐ͥ̚̚͢ͅn̛ͮ̀ͯ͒̍ͨ̈̀̎ͧͧ̇͊̀̉҉̧̩̭̳̠͍͜ͅt̸̴̨̢͉̖͕̟̉̓ͮ͊̅̇̍͑̍̒̇̈́̌͊̄͊̕e̷͈̫͙͚̩̫̥͎̰̤͑ͧ̀ͥ͒͂̽ͥͫ̋̒͊͗̿̚͜r̤̫͙͓͈͕͎͎̽ͥͮ̓ͬ̐́͘͞͝ ͋ͬ̈ͧ̂͏̸̱͓̙̠̗̥̪̣̼̦̘͇͉̯̰͘̕͢t̵̨̛̟̻̩͎̘̫ͬ̀ͯ̅ͤ̚͝͠h̵̨͔͕͖̝͓̱̤̺̟͖̬̦̬́̿̐͌ͧͫͧ̈̎̽ͤ͗̋̄̓͟ḛ͎̖̪͔͓͈̲͉̱̥͍͓̲̳͍ͥͩ̉̍̍ͧ̋ͩ͘͜͢͝ ̧̧ͩ̅ͪ̑̍̽͐҉̹̹̟̲͢͟5̷̷̝̲̼͎̗̞̦͍̜̤͇̜͋͂̓ͩͩ̐̐̍́̔̓̎͆̚ͅt̸̵͉̙̩͚͈̲̻͖̼ͭ͋͛ͫͅh̊ͭ͗̑́͛̌͜҉̥̟̹̮ͅͅ ̸̢̜̲̭͕̹͍̠̩̅͗̆̏̍͂ͬͭ̌̆͗̀̿̕͡ͅp̨̺̬͉̮̼͍̤̟̖͍͉̱͚̜̟̥̖̺̑̂̆̉͌̈́ͫͦͧ̋̚l̶̔̃ͩͦ̆̊͛͗̇͏̸͚̯̝̜̪a̢̨̻̬͙̠͙͙ͤͨ̊ͪ̈́̀̉͌̿̀ņ̨̧͔̩̻̮̲͉̝͕̠̱̟̖͉͕̜͈̩͗͑̿̊̊͊̏̑̾͢ę̴̴̩͇͙̖̋̐ͣ͂ͨ͒̈́̑͠ͅ ̵̗̩̘͉̺̞͎̲̲̘̻̰ͫ̽̈͑̽̓̿̅ͧ̾̿͛̀oͭ̏̔ͦ͋̏͗̈́ͨͭͯ̃̅͌͏̷̮̯̻̰͔̺̼̜͇̙̖͕̜̬̗͍̺͔̼͠f̴̢̍ͪͩ̽̔ͮͧ̋͑͡͏̮̭̯̞͞ ̵̴̢̟̺͈͔̬͓̫̟͈̞̱̬̳̺̖͍͉̓ͮ̎͊̑̉ͪ̄́͌ͣ̒ͅe̸̢͙̠̹̯͓̜͒͑̃ͪ̄ͧͬ̍͊͊ͧ̏̿͠ͅx̨̨̩̪̺̦̥͇̝̠͇͍̟̱̣͙̞̰̻̹͂ͣ͑ͯ͐̀̕͡i̅͗͊ͭͥͭ̀̂̒ͯ̅̇̊ͬ̈҉̢̭̘̹̬͇̻̝͔̙̹̫̥͕̠̖̺͘͠s͊͌̋̎ͩͧ͌͗ͯ̾͋ͬ͏̢̡͎̲̮̦̰̀t̸͙̰̤̣͕͍̜̱̜͇̊ͩ̏̇ͥͯͮ͛ͪ̑ͩ̃ͤͣ̈̀̀͡ḙ̴̦̪͇͉͖͇̻̖͙̼̀̏͛ͥ͗̉ͮ̽͊̏̒͠͝ǹ̡̛͖͚͙̘͈ͯ̑̊̆̕c̛͍̤̙̪̜̫̬̭̺͚̮̻͍̞͉̭̘̈́̀͆͗̽ͬ͛ͯͣ̽̔͛͋̅̿͜͝͡e̱̫͚̺͔̾̌͊̊̇͆ͮ̄ͧ̈́̓̑ͯ̓̍̍̊̀͜͝ ̸̶̞̼͔̻̬̞̩̳̯̼͚̘͍ͭ͋́ͨ́̿͌͂ͪ́̆͛̓ͬͨ̑̚͜

...which reads, "not doing LSD so you can enter the 5th plane of existence" :ugeek:

 

Seriously, when someone has my level of visual deobfuscation powers, who the hell needs LSD anyway?  I don't! :rolleyes:

 

~Master D. V. "You wanted to play hardball?  Consider yourself PWNED, royally hard." Devnull

Banned for 3 smileys in a post

Banned for 3 smileys in a post

Banned because all I can say to that is "Meh." :roll:

 

~D. V. "It's probably the pain IRL talking.  Don't ask why, for you wouldn't want to know." Devnull

Banned for facebookesque vagueness

Banned because you shall not pass - no matter how many Sporks you have in your army.