The Vending Machine Game!

[bull912000]

The fumes left over from the burp are still there. You start to smell somthing grose and before you know it, an anvil lands on top of you.

 

 

 

[Go2_2]

the fumes from your burp knock everone out, even you.

 

i walk up with a gas mask on and...

 

[Ne0z]

You grow some balls

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

[Juxtapose1]

you win at not very good being winner

 

 

 

[cheeseman]

you get a primed plasma grenade which promplty sticks on to you and explodes 3 seconds l8r

 

 

 

*inserts $1*

[cheeseman]

I get sucked into a black hole, but not before...

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

 

 

 

*gets crushed by black hole's supermassive gravity*

[Go2_2]

I walk by and pic up the pop that was left in the mechine as the black hole is transported to the other side of the universe by a worm hole, ya, it could happen.

 

 

 

i feel guilty for not paying for my pop, so i...

 

 

 

[cheeseman]

I suddenly reappear, and crush you. DON'T TAKE MY DEW~

 

 

 

*inserts crushed stupid person for stealing my mountain dew*

[FOXYGRAMPS]

you get your mom.

 

*inserts coin*

[sijan]

You get the Complete Works of Charles Dikkens - 'Ethyl the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying', 'The Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet and Her Intrepid Spaniel, Stigg,' and 'Knickerless Nickleby' in a handsome leatherbound set, suitable for display at home or office, personally inscribed by the author, Captain Stoatpamphlet and Stigg.

 

 

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

[MesaRO]

Yuo find smexy women under your bed and packet of kondoms witch you fill with water and throw out of window. What else can you do with them but have some fun that way :wink:

 

 

 

*inserts a coin**and another one*

[fishy29]

you get a male stripper in your room for inserting two coins.

 

 

 

*insert coin*

[bull912000]

you get banned for innapropriate context.

 

 

 

 

[bigsword33]

you get something out but can't see it, feel the ultimate deprestion, roll over, and die, just as i walk over you and

[bull912000]

I rise from the dead and give you a cookie. 8-)

 

[sonicsonaike]

my nan uses crumble undead

 

 

 

[Maximiliank]

Nothing comes so you kick the machine.

 

Out pops a Coke.

 

The machine falls on you - Oh dear, you are dead !

 

 

 

(inserts a coin...)

[bull912000]

you get the rare sight of a coin being inserted into a machine.

 

 

 

[andyrules89]

rag damages the machine, just as a group of thirsty cross country runners approach, and you receive a fist.

 

 

 

[sijan]

You get a lifetime supply of rectal exams from Dr. Bob's House of Discount Proctology. (You have to provide your own latex gloves.)

 

 

 

[Go2_2]

you ger a free all expence paid trip to Hawii, (some fees may apply)

 

 

 

[jgrazotis]

the coin gets stuck so u insert another and another and another. then it un jams and millions of coke crush u til u are dead (at least u got a coke)

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

[willyhenriksen]

A paper falls out *thank you* *inserts biscuit*

[bull912000]

The biscut falls out the change slot, but the jelly is nowhere to be found.

 

 

 

[Nanosauromo]

You get smacked with a trout.

 

 

 

*inserts a coin*