Hayley5055 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I hope this is in the right category. So, you're really bored on Runescape, got nothing to do, right? I've been in that situation many times, so I just do random things that come to my head. It annoys and scares people at the same time. It's actually quite funny once things start happening. Some require a friend. 1. Spying on a random player Your friend is following you, and you are following some random person that walks by. You: We have to stay out of sight Friend: Why? You: Because of our task Friend: OH! Is this the person we're spying on? You: Yes, now stay out of sight Friend: We best hope he goes through a crowd You: Shh... he might hear us! Friend: Yeah, do you think --name of victim-- has noticed we're spying on him? You: If we stay out of sight, he won't be. That's just to start you off. The worst that could happen is he goes into the wilderness and kills you, but that's unlikely. 2. Same as above, your friend is following you, you are following a random person. You and your friend are explaining in detail to each other about the pimples on your face (even if you don't have any) and ask the victim what he thinks that his pimples will be when they're older. 3. Go behind random people and say "Don't look behind you." if they say "Huh?" or something similar, tell them to say zap. If they do, scream "I HAVE THEM! I HAVE THE DETAILS! OH MY MASTER IS GOING TO BE SO PLEASED WITH ME!" and run off. If they don't say zap, say to them "I suggest you sleep in your wardrobe tonight" and walk away. 4. Make a new account, and go into the wilderness (or train it to level 10, as you are most likely not going to be killed being level 3). Walk into the wilderness and say: How much is rune worth? I have all this rune stuff in my inventory... offers on it? People should start killing you. If they don't, go into a deeper part of the wilderness (like level 18 or so) and scream PUDDING! when people are around. 5. Everytime you get hit by a rubber chicken, scream "IT'S THOSE PINK WOLVES AGAIN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" and run away. 6. Note: The victim doesn't nessisarily say this. If they say something that doesn't make sense to this, make something up, or just run away saying it's over! Go to a random person (preferably of the opposite gender) and say: You forgot about our date... Victim: huh?, what date?, I don't know you... or something similar You: I waited 3 hours! 3 hours! I called you, but you didn't answer! My mother was right about you... Victim: What the... You: We're getting a divorce! Victim: We were never married... You: Don't you lie to me, you useless noob! (even if they are like, 40 levels higher than you, it still makes it funny for people around you) Victim: Okay... You: Goodbye forever John! (even if this is not their name, just use it anyway) and run off. 7. Get a friend of the opposite gender, or get them to make a new account. Pretend you are a couple meeting up somewhere. Girl: Hey! Guy: Hey Alice! Girl: Alice? Guy: It's just my cough Girl: Who is Alice?! Guy: It's just my cough... Girl: Don't lie to me! Omg... are you cheating on me? Guy: Lauren... don't be silly... Girl: I said are you cheating on me?! Guy: No...I mean...well... Girl: I knew it! I hate you John (random name), I hate you! Guy: Lauren, wait! Girl: No. It's over. *Run away* Guy: Oh man... Girl: *Runs back* Oh I love you... Guy: I love you too Girl: Goodbye hun Guy: Bye, I hate you. This one gets people so confused, but you get a reasonably good audience. 8. Ask someone to take you somewhere, and say you'll give them 5k. When they take you there, say to them: You: I don't have 5k on me right now, is 3k alright? Them: Okay... I guess... and give them 3gp. =) Well, that's all I can be bothered writing at the moment, hopefully I'll edit regularly. I'm supposed to be helping my friend with the Shield of Arrav quest... she's getting a bit impatient... heh Bye! Oh, and you don't HAVE to do them exactly like that. See ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ks_Jeppe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Seriously, that made me lol irl so bad :P Thanks man, you just saved my day :D *votes for kewlest post of the new year* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxicologist Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I just hold competitions for low levels when I am bored. Me: Greetings, milord! Wouldst thou wish to take up a challenge that could possibly win thee a thousand gold pieces? (Not very much, but low levels don't know that) Low Level: Reply1> Screw off, noob. Reply2> ..... (says nothing) Reply3> Yeah!!! *The competition only continues when the low level replys with Reply3 or its variations* Me: The challenge involves slaying one of the foul Zamorakian Wizards within their Evil Circle, directly south of the City of Varrock. Doest thee have the courage to accept? Low Level: Ok! Where is it? *I then proceed to bring the low level to the Dark Wizard's Circle* Me: The Zamorakian Wizards are direcly before us, on top of that hill. Go! Fulfill they task! *The low level proceeds to attack a Dark Wizard. Strangely, most of them attack the level 20 one...* After a brief struggle, one of the following happens: 1> Low level dies... (60% chance) 2> Low level runs away... (30% chance) 3> Low level actually succeeds! Rare event. (10% chance) Results of Reply1 or 2: 1> Low level logs out 2> Low level stays Me: Ahh... thou did not manage to slay the Wizard. However, here is a small consolation prize for thee... *Gives low level 1000 GP* Low Level: WOW THX!!! Results of Reply3: Me: Congratulations! Thou hast slain the foul Wizard! Here is a thousand gold pieces for thy troubles. Low Level: WOW THX!!! Of course, 1K GP isn't much, but they don't know that... yet. These little competitions really pass the time for me, and makes me feel good on having helped someone (with a bit of a twist). Why do you resist? My experiments are only helping humanity push the boundaries of the Art of Toxicology... you should be proud to be one of my victims. ~Toxicologist~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongehead91 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ehh, I just randomly run up to people and say; "'Ello der -*player's name*-! *hic*", then run off. I've stopped playing RuneScape. KoL's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unrealist Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I use white text and say "Loading - please wait" or i impersonate the river troll at karamja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannon Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 LOL...cool thread :lol: *thumbs up* Miami Heat 4ever fan.Yes, i'm a girl! I like to watch NBA, so? =]]Thanks star_in_the_sky for the AMAZING sig and eckered for the great avvy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i go around doing weird stuff like saying "pokes j00" and some other stuff,many people on my friends list have experienced it, list: viciouswabit, anbtrune, smithie, fulgore,bilbobaggin, battypenguin and many others :D R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferline Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You have lost the plot mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourbons3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 :lol: lol :lol: those are hilarious suggestions, thanx for cheering me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 6) Get a friend of the opposite gender, or get them to make a new account. Pretend you are a couple meeting up somewhere. Girl: Hey! Guy: Hey Alice! Girl: Alice? Guy: It's just my cough Girl: Who is Alice?! Guy: It's just my cough... Girl: Don't lie to me! Omg... are you cheating on me? Guy: Lauren... don't be silly... Girl: I said are you cheating on me?! Guy: No...I mean...well... Girl: I knew it! I hate you John (random name), I hate you! Guy: Lauren, wait! Girl: No. It's over. *Run away* Guy: Oh man... Girl: *Runs back* Oh I love you... Guy: I love you too Girl: Goodbye hun Guy: Bye, I hate you. Haha, very nice, this one's my favourite :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nugget89 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I use white text and say "Loading - please wait" or i impersonate the river troll at karamja Man...you are so cool. 124 CombatRetired Echo of Silence Councilhttp://rseos.com/forums/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neogeo0823 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ive seen you around the servers, unrealist. do you by chance hang out on the new york servers? if not, its someone copying you... anyway, i like to get into rubber chicken fights! the more people i can get, the better. i once got a massive rubber chicken war going with about 20 people(its rare to get more than like 5 or 8 people) and there was one poor, rubber chicken-less guy walking around as 12 people followed him, smacking him repeatedly and loling while a few people were in a circle slapping each other in sync! it was really funny, but i forgot to take a screeny. if i get those numbers again, ill definately take one :lol: :D I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads. *in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 #3 Ftw! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocelotbren Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Wow I like the one about spying on a random player. I might just have to try it sometime. :D Bren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinow Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Make a new account and train it to about 10. Go to world 1 or world 20 Edgeville. Now maybe you will have to hop, but the chance is big that you run in to a lvl 70 to maybe even 90+ clan. Follow them and treathen to kill them. I realy like doing it! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I like saying random stuff into the Pm. Like: Can I have three midgets whip you in a basement in Arizona? Please, I hvae the whips already? Oh come on..Please 8) |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotundra87 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 haha awsome ideas man :D number one is probably my favorite although the cheating one is pretty good as well 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley5055 Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 Haha great ideas everyone. Yeah, it really makes it fun when your victim is starting to get scared. That break up one kept me going for an hour, there was a crowd around me and my friend (we were both girls, so people were REALLY confused). And I play in world 108, it works faster for my computer. =] But I used to play in World 15, London. Oh yeah, with that break up one, instead of saying "Bye, I hate you" you can just say "Bye mum". Scares people a bit xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stely Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 I will try these ideas, sounds fun. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taquar Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 i love em all escpecially the breakup one... those just cheered up my day :lol: Finally retired from RS. It's been a good 4 or 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVinje Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 ive seen you around the servers, unrealist. do you by chance hang out on the new york servers? if not, its someone copying you... anyway, i like to get into rubber chicken fights! the more people i can get, the better. i once got a massive rubber chicken war going with about 20 people(its rare to get more than like 5 or 8 people) and there was one poor, rubber chicken-less guy walking around as 12 people followed him, smacking him repeatedly and loling while a few people were in a circle slapping each other in sync! it was really funny, but i forgot to take a screeny. if i get those numbers again, ill definately take one :lol: :D This is the absolute funniest thing! I'm still pretty much a noob but when somebody ran up to me for the first time in Varrock and started beating me ceaselessly with that ugly thing I had no idea what was going on. They were laughing hysterically (as were many others that were a witness to this savage beating) and I was left with no dignity (but a great desire to eat chicken). :lol: Great thread - good laughs. This is what keeps me woodcutting - the people that come up with such good ideas for humor to pass the boredom. CVinje (RSname: Wickate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnit7 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 i just run around say sooo many stupid random things... the most fun i have in the game nowadays is when i do that. Pier pressure? I can just see you being threatened by a wharf or jetty because you're a teleporter. Yes, I can see a large wooden wharf uprooting itself from the shore, walking over to you and slapping you in the back of the head for teleporting.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neogeo0823 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 im not exactly sure, but i think that was me smacking you with the chicken! :P :lol: sorry if i robbed you of your dignity, btw. if you had a chicken at one point, you can get a new one, but if you never got one, im afraid you missed out. whats also fun is to go around and pretend to scare people with the holoween zombie heads. its much better if you can get some people who are in on the act and are just as bored. you run up to them and scare them with the zombie head, then they run away while you chase them scaring them with the head. you have to make sure they run and hide behind all the obvious corners and say things like "hell never find me here.." and "he cant see me, im invisible"(that one works best as your friend hides behind a slim pole or something) if done right, it puts on a great floor show for the people! I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads. *in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadedKisses Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Lol nice! I did the break up one on someone and he's like 'Ok....' ! Aimee_Hill's Bargains!Taverly TeleportContact Aimee_Hill The best bargains you will ever find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scissor Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i usually do what i like to call: folo party! i get like 5 peaploe foloing each other wich causes them to move like they were dancing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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