Hedgehog Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.If this is anything other than the best product review on Amazon, I'll eat my shoe. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I heard shoes are tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 This shit is still going on? OO hi [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 This shit never dies L 3 In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownToFletch Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1408813682&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=5lb+bag+of+gummy+bears dig a little these might be the best reviews I've ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 lol, my brother mentioned that to me earlier today It was my first deployment and I had been missing a lot of stuff from the states. I could get gummi bears at the PX here but not sugar free, and with the army weight regulations I try to keep my snacking healthy. Thus, when I saw a 5 lb bag of sugar free gummies I couldn't help but putting the order in. The gummies shipped in a varily fast manner and I was relieved to notice that non of the gummies appeared to have melted or been damaged in anyway. When I got the bag I was somewhat shocked, seeing for the first time how much 5 lbs of gummie bears actually is. I knew there would be no way for me to consume them all alone. Luckily, we had a range later that week. I stashed the gummies in my wall locker until the range. -------------------------------------- On the day of the range, we all sat under some camo nets we had put up to protect us from the sun as we waited our turn too qualify. During this time, I broke out the gummies. Everyone was stoked. We all sat around chatting as we ate delicious soft squishy gummies washed down with Rawdatain water. So far, the range had been going smoothly. Soon it was my turn to fire. I was given range 3 and I immediately got into prone as this range starts off from the prone supported position. I adjusted my sand bags and that's when I realized something wasn't right. --------------------------------------------- It start with just a gurgle and then a grimacing pain. I could hear the range control over the loud speaker "Firers Prepare to fire-Lock and Load your weapons" GURGLE- the noise was terrible the pain was horrifric. I tried to focus on the target by my vision started to blur and sweat poured into my shooting eye. All the while, "Firers place your selector switch from safe to semi". I could not longer feel my hands they had gone numb. I realized at that moment I had to go and I me GO. An then, "Firers, at this time you may fire your weapons". I didn't move my switch from saftey; even if my hands weren't numb, I wouldn't have trusted myself with a loaded weapon. Now, I had another problem. The range was hot! I heard firing around all around me. I weakly fumbled with my weapon and placed it in a safe position. The range safety came up to me. "Soldier, is there something wrong". The look I gave must have gave said it all. The safety waved his paddle and the call was made. "Seize fire! Seize fire! Seize FIRE!" I was up and looking for relief. Perhaps the other Soldiers stopped firing, buy my colon had just begun. I made rush to the porta johns to find they were all filled up. Of course, I had shared those gummies with at least 10 other troops. The noises coming out of those porta pots will cause PTSD for many years to come. I thought for a second about finding a place out of sight. However, it was futile, I was in the desert you could see for miles all around. Then I remember the nationals had a porta pot and likely no one else knew it was there. It was under the range control tower surrounded by a small fence. ------------------------------------------------- I rushed, as quickly as possible in my condition, clenching my cheeks and praying to every god I had ever heard of. I made it and found it was unoccupied. I opened the door to find, in my dismay, an Eastern Toilet. I began to take all my gear off in a hurry. Whilst, small amounts of air slipped past my cheeks with a liquid like feel. "Oh gods!" I thought. I clenched tighter ripping my boots off I could tell I would need all my clothing off as this was likely to cause to cause an immense back splash.Finally, disrobed, I allowed the release....it was a clumpy tidal wave of destruction. The smell was nothing of this world. I tried not to vomit as my anus took on a will of it own expeling this sickness from my system. After, I looked down in horrior at the Eastern Toilet realizing there was no way that this was going to drain properly. I accepted defeat at my attempt to clean up the terrible smelly gummie soil and washed myself up with some baby wipes I so mercifully had in my ACU pocket. I put my clothes on and stumbled out of the toilet. As I walked, one of the natives walked by me. I tried to warn him, but he didn't understand. I only heard him cry out "Allah" as he slammed the door walking away from the porta pot looking at me with fear. The eyes telling it all. He couldn't understand how that could have come out of a human being without killing them. In the end, 10 troops were given saline solution for dehydration from the terrible gummies. Our unit swore a vow of secrecy to never speak of this experience again with one another because of the back flashes that some still have. Thanks Haribo ! 10/10 2 In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownToFletch Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 One of my favorites of all time, good find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 nvm “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I mind. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I mind. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 At the very least, you can :arrow: it instead. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 That requires like.... Effort. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownToFletch Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Did you get an infraction for that spheal picture yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 2 “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 This shit is still going on? OO hiomg hai stonewall@@ ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 This shit is still going on? OO hiomg hai stonewall@@ hai [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I played a thing with people and one of them recorded it At like 3 AM Duck punus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgY-3SxdcFU 1 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 No posts? My friend changed his name to Morshu today with the new M names being opened.... Lol. We even spent about 30 minutes trying to make an in-game Morshu outfit. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 l0l so like, some red top and a robin hat? In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Orange/brown top, robin, green pants, glaviens, mustache, and a monk haircut. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Inventory should include swamp tar, rope, and a bomb from dominion tower. YOU WANT IT? IT'S YOURS MY FRIEND, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH BOOBIES. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 One of my favorites, and one of the videos with a funny Morshu dialogue. 1 “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 dear lord .... In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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