"Karil's bombing the Middle East" ~Leik - #1 Bad Maxer - 2595/2595

[Bxpprod]

 

Sir plz.

[Ezkaton]

Brb catching you CJ! Also... I never realised that Insomnium make such amazing gym music.

 

Also, as the blog title says - 2.5m to 120 now! So close... Tomorrow night will be unbearable. If I can get close to 1.6m DG, like I have done the last few nights then I'm looking at 900k to 120, and 120 party on Sunday evening - That is after 8 or so floors due to me being out til 4PM doing my Cathedral volunteering stuff... I just hope I get to DG with EoE!

 

SO EXCITED I GET A CAPE WITH PARTICLES

[Ezkaton]

Down to 1.2m to 120. 1 occ, 3 warp and some c1s left... So gona deal with that reset first thing when I can after my shifts down the Cathedral, and then do the 10 or so DGs that I need to do for 120.

[Bxpprod]

lol120.

[Will H]

Mad props to you. 120 Dungeoneering is crazy, and you're crazy.

 

Congratulations!

[Ezkaton]

Haha will beat me to it on the blog! So it happened, it really did finally happen!

 

 

 

 

 

Goal now for when casualing with EoE:

 

 

 

 

Main idea now that I'm 120 DG is going for taskmaster... Should be able to nail the levels within a few weeks.

[Bxpprod]

Nice photoshop.

[Ezkaton]

Dat unbeliever ;)

 

 

Anyways.... With the goal of Taskmaster now being what I'm going for I started to narrow down the gap to Ardy Elite (actually, I only need 1 task - that being 82 thieving req). My aunty and uncle came over yesterday as it was bank holiday Monday, and they usually come have food and a quiz and a bit of a laugh whenever we have a bank holiday, birthday or other occasion. Therefore PP, being only 5 mins per stint, was fantastic to fit in between running up and down the stairs and so this happened:

 

 

 

 

 

And then when aunty and uncle went home I decided to do Gelinor Games (it was 2AM anyways), and this snuck up on me:

 

[Ezkaton]

Today I went out for a nice little drive with parents to Dore Abbey, Bacton Church, Capel-y-ffin, Llanthony Priory, and the oldest pub in Wales.

 

Afterwards I managed to have time to get this:

 

 

Which led to:

 

 

 

Also, in terms of some Taskmaster reqs:

1 task left on Mory med - that being the Haunted Mine one :'(

Been Fish Flinging with Dan today - went from 411k to 91, down to 284k to 91, with 9 FF tickets left for tomorrow (today).

[Octarine]

 

 

You win todays "most useless junk in inv while skilling" award :P also dragon pick for pp? ;)

[Saradomin_Mage]

Lol at first I thought you were fletching and PP at the same time ... which is impossible isn't it.

[Octarine]

I'd be shocked that ezk was trying to be that hyper-efficient :P

[Kimberly]

I'd be shocked that ezk was trying to be that hyper-efficient :P

 

An event like that would be coupled with blood raining from the sky, cats coupling with dogs, bitter enemies embracing in love in the streets, etc

[Ezkaton]

I actually laughed reading your comments guys xD Hahahaha!

 

 

In terms of racing/levels etc:

 

 

 

 

 

140k or so to 91 fishing today so should be able to get Fremmy elite done leaving just Livid Farm.

[A_Gardener]

Inventory: Elf crystal, 2 House tabs, Taverley tab (optional), Brimhaven tab, Ring of Duelling, Witchdoctor mask or Juju bag, 5 trees and payments, 6 fruit trees and payments, 1 Calquat tree and payment, Giant Ent (for extra fruit yield)

 

Start at Lumbridge. Normal tree.

Teleport to House, then Falador. Normal tree.

Run to Taverley. Normal tree.

Ring of Duelling to MA. Spirit tree to Gnome Village. Speak to Elkoy, then do fruit tree.

Ring of Duelling to MA/speak to Elkoy again. Spirit tree to Gnome Stronghold. Fruit and normal tree.

Spirit tree to GE. Normal tree.

Teleport to House, then Catherby. Fruit tree.

Teleport to HH. Fruit tree.

Teleport to Lletya. Fruit tree.

Teleport to Brimhaven. Fruit tree.

Run south to Tai Bwo. Calquat tree.

 

All in all shouldn't take more than about 12 minutes I think. Hope that helps!

For Magics and Palms, you're looking at about ~140K exp per day I think.

 

I personally did Poison Ivy bushes too as they were relatively quick exp, and a payment for Calquats. It's up to you though!

[Ezkaton]

:thumbup: I just now need to figure out a decent enough fruit tree!

[A_Gardener]

I did Maples and Papayas from ~90 to 99, and it didn't break the bank. Calquats are especially good, and do Spirit Trees once you can; the payments are easy to get and it's a big lump of exp. I have mine planted in Etceteria and in Brimhaven, for easy access to the bush patch and fruit tree patch, respectively.

[Ezee]

You're a noob. <3:

[Bxpprod]

Pot, meet kettle.

[Ezkaton]

Gard, any idea how long that took? I'm looking at doing Yews and Paps then (and I'm 92 Farm)... I was talking to Dan's brother about it and he said that doing Yews I can still make 150k profit per day from dailies AND if I do herb runs + morchellas that I'm safe and making bank.

 

Also lawl Ezee and BXP.

 

 

More updates on Taskmaster:

 

Stewed RC:

 

 

Did the other tasks:

 

 

I HAVE RESURRECTION WHEN I FACE JAD NOW@@

 

Then this happened:

 

 

 

[Bxpprod]

Don't pay to protect yew trees.

[Sally]

Damnit Ian stop beating me and go slow!

[Ezkaton]

Don't pay to protect yew trees.

 

Why not? :o :3

 

Damnit Ian stop beating me and go slow!

 

NEVER!

 

 

Also surprise level:

 

[Ezkaton]

New autograph successes too:

 

John Hurt:

 

 

 

And if you guys remember when I wrote off to Red Bull and got nothing really back cept drivers cards... Well... Someone on Fanmail.biz (the forum/website I use for addresses etc) told me to email Red Bull as that works for people generally, so I thought I might as well... This came today:

 

 

Image looks to be a bit grainy... BUUUUT THEY ACTUALLY SIGNED THEM!!@@

 

Got a cool letter too... Saying that I got them as they had them from last year :D

 

[Bxpprod]

Yew seed 74,864

10 Cactus Spines 54,370

 

Assuming med.

Ends up being cheaper to take the occasional death than to pay for the spines every round. But if you have money to burn.

 

Idc. Your shitty farm run anyway :>