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They even have a green laser powerful enough that pointing it at passing aircraft is a federal crime!

So buying a large amount of these and strapping them together makes a feasable anti-air weapon? Excellent...

 

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Well...it only took 15 hours to read through the entire guide to Resident Evil to 2005, along with detailed analysis of all the actions and such...Overall I think it was time relatively well spent since now I have no inclination to play the games I haven't played(Which would amount to five or six days, or a fortnight including sleep debt)...and averaging a speed of 3 words a second I am reasonably sure my mind is active as ever, almost double what it was 3 years ago. :thumbsup:

(This includes a rounding down to the nearest thousand words to account for disclaimers and the like, which I glossed over.)

 

It was also rather entertaining to read something written in forum style, (as opposed to dry textbooks or fictional story) with witty quips and such, without the inevitable sub-par comebacks (Which we are all guilty of).

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Lolmygod!Itslikejillandbarryfromresidentevilonehadachild andthenthechildgotinfectedwiththeTvirustoproducesomekindofawesomecombackgeneratingzombie!

 

 

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Its like Jill and Barry from Resident Evil One had a child and then the child got infected with the T-Virus to produce somekind of awesome comeback generating Zombie.

 

I just can't tell a terribly joke without justifying that I know that it is terrible, its the point. Sorry. :sad:

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Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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And to think I actually took the time to sort that out...that post is very unlike you archi. :P

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He's naught trying to eat your soul!

 

 

 

Doraemon is a time travelling robot cat from the future, built by an adult to help his childhood self through his problems. And, he has "hammerspace" in his pouch, but they call it a fourth dimensional pouch.

 

 

 

I got him when I took a trip to Thailand in the summer. That's why Asian kids are getting so good at math and science. It's the cartoon characters!

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I have no idea what that all means, dude...

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I have no idea what that all means, dude...

It is best to just nod and agree. :)

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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He's naught trying to eat your soul!

 

 

 

Doraemon is a time travelling robot cat from the future, built by an adult to help his childhood self through his problems. And, he has "hammerspace" in his pouch, but they call it a fourth dimensional pouch.

 

 

 

I got him when I took a trip to Thailand in the summer. That's why Asian kids are getting so good at math and science. It's the cartoon characters!

It still creeps me out.

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Double post, but nobody cares...

 

So, my recent drawing escapades have re-taught me 4 things:

1. Hands are a pain in the butt to draw. Period.

2. The same goes for feet.

3. It's even harder to draw your characters with arms and legs that don't make them look like the Jell-O Man.

4. All of those things are at such difficulty that I cannot do them correctly without extensive lessons, extreme perseverance, and/or tutorials.

 

Thus, I am highly considering adding a plot device which causes all of my characters to have non-anatomically-correct limbs and digits. I really don't want to, but if it becomes necessary due to my lack of artistic talent, I'll have to.

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Draw portraits?

 

Or if you want to design outfits too for your character, just draw the outfit.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Double post, but nobody cares...

 

So, my recent drawing escapades have re-taught me 4 things:

1. Hands are a pain in the butt to draw. Period.

2. The same goes for feet.

3. It's even harder to draw your characters with arms and legs that don't make them look like the Jell-O Man.

4. All of those things are at such difficulty that I cannot do them correctly without extensive lessons, extreme perseverance, and/or tutorials.

 

Thus, I am highly considering adding a plot device which causes all of my characters to have non-anatomically-correct limbs and digits. I really don't want to, but if it becomes necessary due to my lack of artistic talent, I'll have to.

I know exactly what you mean :P Limbs in general are pure evil.

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Congrats to Ross and Nex, may thier reign of terror be as fruitful as mine. :thumbsup:

Wait, what are you talking abou-

 

*checks user pages*

 

OH LORD THEY'RE MODS

 

(Grats, guys. Now go get promoted so we can wreak havoc on bring prosperity to the rest of the forum!)

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Woot, two people who still ahve sanity left are mods... Thank god i don't have their jobs.. (Think about it, me as a mod?)

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I know exactly what you mean :P Limbs in general are pure evil.

Yeah, I think all my characters are going to run into some genetic shortfalls. Because I just realized - I'm too lazy to learn how to do it right, so I'll learn how to do it by doing it wrong the first few times and slowly, gradually getting it right over time.

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Hence, 90% of my characters are wearing very long sleeves, gauntlets, robes, or anything else which hides hands and legs.

 

I should probably look at more tutorials. There's only so far one can go learning from experience, I find.

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Congrats to Ross and Nex!

 

 

Hopefully we can get thread changes faster now (Topic titles, random posts between the starting posts of a thread, etc). :thumbup:

 

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Also, interesting article about bacteria using arsenic in their DNA instead of phosphorus. I guess that might be only one step away from sillicon-based organisms of science fiction?

 

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/12/02/5564852-life-as-we-dont-know-it-on-earth

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Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

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Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

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The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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