archimage_a Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Guns are so 19th century.And bows are so 13th Century. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Don't worry, my whip is just use because sometimes a little "encouragement" is needed to get Ouyso of his lazy ass. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I know better than to list what weaponry I may or may not have on the Internet. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I was trying to be supportive and kind. Chains are where it is at nowadays. I have quite a few of those too. lol "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resistance Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Sweet, time for some good ol'fashion slavery then. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 So everyone on the Tavern is secretly into BDSM? Cool, but until you have cuffs, suits, dungeons and such you're only amateur. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 So everyone on the Tavern is secretly into BDSM? Cool, but until you have cuffs, suits, dungeons and such you're only amateur. Err, I wont' say much, but that's only a fraction of what BDSM really is. I will say nothing further as the topic is rather inappropriate. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 So everyone on the Tavern is secretly into BDSM? Cool, but until you have cuffs, suits, dungeons and such you're only amateur. Real men don't use toys for their BDSM =P http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Well it seems Iey has a... Fun hobby :P @Archi I dunno, there's a lot you can do with a toy train set. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 More of a partial lifestyle actually. Not a "hobby". lol "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 So everyone on the Tavern is secretly into BDSM? Cool, but until you have cuffs, suits, dungeons and such you're only amateur.Hahahahaha no. I actually don't have any whips or chains or any of that nonsense. If worst comes to worst and I have to fight off someone in my house, I'll throw some of the crap on my desk in their face, then gore their eyes out with a spoon or something. Or beat them over the head with a flashlight. Or use a broken CD to slash their throat. Yes, I have actively thought about weaponizing the crap on my desk. Alas, much of it is very ineffective against miniscule pests. GTHO MOSQUITOES, THAT IS MY ARM YOU ARE CHEWING ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Iey: Livingthedream.jpg Stork Use traps It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Iey: Livingthedream.jpg Not sure how I'm supposed to take that. xD "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 As a compli- Nah it doesn't really work like that does it.. I guess "BDSM is cool, must be fun" It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 As a compli- Nah it doesn't really work like that does it.. I guess "BDSM is cool, must be fun" It really all depends on how you look at it AFTER knowing what it's all about. Some people downright avoid it, others embrace it, while some just go by the, it's your life, live it how you desire path. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I'd rather not google it, PM me it. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Stork Use trapsFor the mosquitoes or for intruders? For the former, the little bastards are too small, and for the latter, I know that if I set traps up for that I'm going to end up forgetting one and getting killed by my own trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Then it'll be a test of survival It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Then it'll be a test of survivalI will say nothing more on this subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 It really all depends on how you look at it AFTER knowing what it's all about. Some people downright avoid it, others embrace it, while some just go by the, it's your life, live it how you desire path. End of the day its something that you do or you don't do. Nothing more, nothing less...Like chewing your finger nails.I don't need to be a technical expert to work out that if I tear the nail too much it will hurt like hell and potentially get infected.Similarly, if I was told that chewing my fingernails provides a special enzyme that reduced the risk of brain cancer...it wouldn't push me towards chewing my nails. I do it because I do it, and if I didn't, then I wouldn't.And if I didn't, but did sometimes, then I wouldn't, except when I did. People should take the same view about sexuality.Would make life much easier. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Woah. I, like, totally dreamed about that post with the traps two nights ago. Deep, man. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 take the same view about sexuality.Would make life much easier. Agreed 1000 fold. It's a shame there are so many judgemental ppl out there. -.- "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resistance Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I have a BDSM Dungeon. Only accessible through a secret entrance in my many corridors I pull on one of the lights revealing a spiral staircase. The spiral staircase leads into a large dark room, illuminated by torches hanging from the ceiling. The room is mostly empty apart from a bloodstained operating table in the centre, a small table with scattered medical implements covering it is seen to the side of the bed. The floor is made of tiles, there are small slopes leading to grates for the water to drain into to. Meat hooks hang from the ceiling, there blunted after excessive use. A glowing furnace sits in the corner of the room, burning quietly. There are scratches along the path to the furnace. An axe is usually required.The moans of my Bondage-buddys is heard from the walls, one is taken every week. They are fed on a nutrient-gruel and are dressed in latex full body bondage suits. The familys are still looking for my Bondage-Buddys, they consist of people who I took away from the stresses of everyday life to be with me. My friends are briefly visible from the iron bars on the doors but there prison is usually dark. Discipline is heavy when I'm the domme. A small box containing enough tranquiliser to secure my Bondage-Buddys to the operating table is featured by the side of the door. My bondage-buddys love it, they love it so much that they don't even need a safe word because they quite obviously love it so much. Gripping the tranquilser I enter the cells, with a quick injection they can't do anything. They are dragged onto the operating table, I take up my equipment. The people in there cells watch, scared of my dominance. I begin to cut....... (jks lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I have a BDSM Dungeon. Only accessible through a secret entrance in my many corridors I pull on one of the lights revealing a spiral staircase. The spiral staircase leads into a large dark room, illuminated by torches hanging from the ceiling. The room is mostly empty apart from a bloodstained operating table in the centre, a small table with scattered medical implements covering it is seen to the side of the bed. The floor is made of tiles, there are small slopes leading to grates for the water to drain into to. Meat hooks hang from the ceiling, there blunted after excessive use. A glowing furnace sits in the corner of the room, burning quietly. There are scratches along the path to the furnace. An axe is usually required.The moans of my Bondage-buddys is heard from the walls, one is taken every week. They are fed on a nutrient-gruel and are dressed in latex full body bondage suits. The familys are still looking for my Bondage-Buddys, they consist of people who I took away from the stresses of everyday life to be with me. My friends are briefly visible from the iron bars on the doors but there prison is usually dark. Discipline is heavy when I'm the domme. A small box containing enough tranquiliser to secure my Bondage-Buddys to the operating table is featured by the side of the door. My bondage-buddys love it, they love it so much that they don't even need a safe word because they quite obviously love it so much. Gripping the tranquilser I enter the cells, with a quick injection they can't do anything. They are dragged onto the operating table, I take up my equipment. The people in there cells watch, scared of my dominance. I begin to cut....... (jks lol) Haha, awesome twist on a BDSM RP. That's nothing of what it's really like, but that was well written nonetheless. xD "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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