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The Back Room

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So I started up and made a game, everything is just black, except a few spots which have dots on them or slight patches of brown. Using the graphics set btw.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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then your in a mountain... at least, your viewpoint is. you need to find a way out of the mountain so you can start doing stuff.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Meh I abandoned, will restart... Annoying :/

 

So I open Dwarf therapist, apparently the version from the website is unsupported... The only problem I find with this game is that they made it so [developmentally delayed]edly hard to use that people actually resort to using help programs.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

So the entrance of my fort was carved entirely out of bauxite, meaning that the entrance hall is completely blood red.

 

It's pretty cool, actually.

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ross, should i have made my seige workshop so early?..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Lockable doors, flooding mechanisms, etc.

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or you could go with my method, lock up dogs in cages, and then put traps in front of the doors. it has helped with all the pesky monkeys who TRY TO EFFING steal my stuff. ive learned monkeys.. o yes i have..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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All my dwarves starved in my old fort that I had going for a day or so (stupid immigrants fogging all the food). So, I started a new one.... ON AN ICE MOUNTAIN. Time to pray that the ice doesn't melt...

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you could use the find ideal location to get flux stone, a river, no aquifers, and no ice mountains. and at an easy pace for you to handle. or a hard one. whatever you prefer.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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you COULD USE TRAPS. the dude i psoted a linkt o before made a vid about traps. try that./

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Leave it unlocked until you spot enemies, then get all the dwarves in ASAP and lock it. Have the entrance hall well guarded, in case enemies get in while the dwarves are running back.

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noo.. and holy... i now have two legendary miners. go me.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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They're fond of sleeping in traps.

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m working on a kenel. then i can finally put all those puppies my dogs have been producing to work. heh.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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You're going to launch exploding puppies in a catapault?

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Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

no you [wagon], im training them to be wardogs!

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Wait, what? Fey Dwarves don't usually murder others, they craft you legendary items.

 

I finally got all my workshops up and running.

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i think the fey dwarf went insane..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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well.. maybe you could have tamed her like a wild animal? anything that can beat a dear is god! (H&H reference)

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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make some cages and put some war dogs near your entrance. place the cages by using the b key... and im not sure which command after that. but then after the cages are placed, hit q to asign a dog to the cage. theyll take out any enemies who try to attack you... now, ross. do you know how im suposed to use a kennel?

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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then build a trade depot and ask for dogs then. and cats.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Earth, you probably need a dwarf with animal skills. Check the wiki.

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ohhhh. i need to put the animal in a cage...

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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uhhh... i can train dragons. whered i put my dragon hunting gear.... (double post. i just haddd to say it)

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Well, my ice cave fort just exploded in a dehydrated terminal hissy fit. Poor buggers.

 

Ah well, time to try again elsewhere. Maybe near a freshwater river this time.

 

And maybe I'll actually remember to bring some mushroom seeds.

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