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THERE IS NO AVATAR. i cant be a judge if i cant see it.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Wait, what? Fey Dwarves don't usually murder others, they craft you legendary items.

 

I finally got all my workshops up and running.

If you don't give them stuff quick enough, I think they tantrum.

 

Indeed they can.

 

I just noticed that my milker is nigh suicidal, and I have no idea why.

 

I have enough ores stockpiled to last a while, and food enough for the next two winters, all dwarves have their own room, the grand hall is supported by very stable pillars, and my farms are running efficiently.

 

Now I just need a metalworker.

 

Edit: 8 Elephants just appeared out of nowhere outside my fort.

 

I'm scared.

Elephants are only dangerous now if you provoke them.

 

You should have some kind of mechanism that pokes pins into their feet whenever hippies walk by.

 

i have no peasents. i simply have a spartan fortress with a giant ffing balistae guarding my door from the roving troops of monkeys that try to make off with my pickaxes. that and all my dwarves, 17 of them, dont do what i ask except when i put them on repeat task.

A spartan fortress? Three hundred dwarves seems a bit much to have to deal with.

 

It's kind of mesmerizing to see the dwarves scampering about doing their tasks.

 

Alright so here's what I have:

 

- two efficient farms

- trade depot

- metalsmith's shop, smelter, and wood furnace

- mechanics shop

- assorted other shops

- 25~ individual rooms

- also several assorted weapon traps for catching the nasty guys

 

Next I'm going to make more individual rooms and a large dining hall.

No, next you need a built-in waterfall and a Sparkgear-style magma shower to take care of pesky hovering orcs.

 

Trade caravan just came by. Got a ton of food and drink that I couldn't get before, like cave fish and lobster. All for some trinkets I made yesterday. Hopefully this will last long enough to get a third farm started. Now I'm building beds and such and looking for an underground cavern full of water to start a well.

You should get turtle, it's very useful in that it gives you an excess of turtle shells to be used in fey moods.

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On a separate note, who thinks we should start a Tavern succession game?

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Double post, but does anyone wanna play Mabinogi with me? It's difficult playing alone, I keep getting mauled by bears...

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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anyone know how to start out an autobiography really professional like? Its for my advanced english and I've kinda been slackin... ^-^''''''

I want his Children....is that bad?

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Start with a 3rd person flashback, keep it so the reader doesn't know its you at first, then reveal it at the end of the flashback ^.^ It also helps transition into part 2 of your paper. :)

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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God's viewpoint DO IT!

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Nonsense! God has ALL the umbrellas!

 

... They went to heaven when I broke them.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Bored.

 

Seriously, have you ever tried Mabinogi Vix? It can be fun...

 

Aw, to hell with it. I guess I'll play Dwarf Fortress.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Meh I guess I'll watch the tutorials to see if I can actually learn to play it.

 

I was playing some pokémon, was trying to catch two chanseys, one for me, one for this lady who wanted one for an aerodactyl. Took FOREVER, apparently they appear 1% of the time, and I kept accidentally making them faint >:(.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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I guess I'll go help narbs out in NGS2 some more...I really hate the ones that when you try to give them tips, they call you a liar and tell me I suck.

 

I must say I love the instantaneous silence when I point out I have it plat'd ^.^ Then they listen -_- Then they win! See, such a simple process.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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okay so i should start it out like:

 

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. but when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years have passed when my brother and i discovered the new avatar, an airbender named aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But i believe, Aang can save the world. (may not be accurate lol its from memory XD jk i'm not going to use that.) some random dude's voice: Previously on Avatar;

 

 

on a more serious note:

 

should i include that there was this awful blizzard when i was born or is that very off topic?

I want his Children....is that bad?

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Hahahahahahahahaha... Good one Vix.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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lol I'm actually not doing half bad. Although I want to write in third person I am not allowed =_=

i'm at my first Chirstmas... (mind you that was 20 days after i was born)

I want his Children....is that bad?

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Finally starting to understand DF... It is pretty awesome I take back anything bad I said.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Lol.

 

We DEFINITELY need to do a Tavern succession game, with reports. Hopefully we won't end up with another Boatmurdered... or Sparkgear...

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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The dwarf I locked in the workshop finally died of thirst... after around 20 weeks of being unable to eat or drink.

 

I have begun to create an elaborate tomb, seeing as he was the expadition leader.

 

Then Mistem Zonolin decided to pull a giant [bleep] move and engrave images of him screaming into my central pillar. Wow.

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Of the leader screaming, or the carver?

 

If it was the carver, let it be a prophetic carving. The expedition leader might need servants in the afterlife...

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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