You'll be trying to break your Most Pickpockets Without Failure Record and one of the Knights will grab his sword and slash you across the face instead of stunning you.

You slip on a banana peel and fall, horribly killing an old lady. Five minutes later you are hit by a bus.

A [bleep]ey man said "Banned for the googleness" and you hug him and die since you didn't follow the rules of "You're banned game"

Hugged for the moogleness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your head explodes.

u get eaten alive by ur pet cat while ur sleeping

You forget to eat ur vegetables and turn to skin and bones (and die)

YouKnowWho (the bad man that was responsible for the war in World War II, aka A. H., I won't name his name since he was SO nasty) gets to a time matrix, with his soilders, and they land at your house and YouKnowWho has racism against you, like he has racism against everyone else.

When you get 99 theiving, they refuse a skill cape and hood. This is the straw for you due to the mental strain you put on to get 99 theiving. You die in the Ardounge mental asylum still wondering why you did not get the cape :)

You die because a demon blasts fire at you for changing the script of the game RuneScape. :notalk:

I have to diss you again!!?? Well for one you said that the demon killed me by incinerating me, well demons don't breathe fire, but the KBD does and Swish, Gloop, Ices your dead!

You die from a train that is on its way to a lava, and you die there. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You were scammed and aimed for going somewhere else

I wasn't and to show that we are still friends, I gave you the bus ticket and you took the bus.

I shoot you for it because we were never friends in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(hope this won't get me in real trouble for flaming, just trying to playing the game like I'm suppose to)

Well Loge deems it flaming and your account banned. You die because you have nothing else to do.

You see a reindeer, touch it, but santa puts you on the naughty list for thinking you were trying to steal it and gives you a bomb for christmas that explodes in your house. :twisted:

I am way smarter than the old the old geezer, puting a dummy in my place, meawhile using using my mad ninja skillz, I sneak into your complex, eliminating your body guard and blow up the armoury with remote mines. Unfortunatly you are too high tech and do not keep metal weps, you keep ammo and guns and a couple rockets. You are too busy enjoying a brief explanation of time and space by stephen Hawkins to see me. You die never knowing what hit you and I am safely 5 miles away having pressed the detonate button :lol:

What old geezer?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A maniac trying to learn to drive, drives on you and you die.

You try and rob someone and they take out a shotgun.

I shoot him before he gets the chance to shoot the shotgun then kill you.

But sniper manages to head shot you right after so it looks like you guys killed each other

I become a zomibe and smash your brains!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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a senile woman sees you walking down the street wistling, and notices that your helm in your sig looks kind of tea-pot, she tries to pick up your tea-pot looking helm, but your head has grown to fat from becoming a zombie, and you get decapitated...

I shoot you for thinking Verac's Helmet looks like a teapot.

as you watch theblazekianmaster die, you laugh so hard you go into a coma, then i come out of nowhere and pk you...........

How could I watch myself die? :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An airoplane crashes and you die since you are in the airoplane.