you die because i have retribution on as i laugh myself into a deadly coma, as i relize that your veracs helm looks like a tea-pot, and your legands cape looks like a used tissue

You put on your regular piece of goblin armour and a goblin says, "Hello Mate, time for your mail." and he stabs you with a dagger half in an envelope.

i get a monkey to eat u

A sea slug jumps on you (in rs) and a burn you alive (irl)

A fat strong dude punch you in the face steals your DVDs, makes the monsters from the horror movies to life and makes them kill you.

you will die when i kill you.

No I won't, because you didn't say how you killed me, so I shoot you for not telling me how you killed me.

I come back to life and beat you to death with my right arm...then take of my left arm and do it again (repeat for both feet).

THEN I RIP YOUR ARM OF PUT A KNIFE IN IT AND STAB U WITH IT

You die because the zero that's near "Posts:" become a blackhole and eats you.

you will die becuase you posted one too many times on the banned game giving you a blister on your finger that pops and due to the force of the blood coming out you die from loss of blood

A Rayquaza is destorying the city, since you're part of it you die.

you die becuase the knights are sick of you thieving them so they run you through with one mighty thrust through the heat severing it into two seperate pieces

you die of rabidbunnyosis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its when rabbid bunnies nibble at your nacho cheese covered toes too long

you die from boredom but not from someone else but rather that you are so boring you bored yourself to death #-o :notalk: =;

You die from a bizarre circus accident where a beared lady tackled you and as she got up did the bears super bowl shuffle which hurt your eyes because of all the glory that was being shown from the shuffle. You could not stand the pain from your eyes that you decided to gouge out your eyes but realized that you will not be able to play Runescape anymore and decided to go kill yourself to respawn and get your eyes back but realized that life isn't a game you don't respawn in lumby.

You buy a toy grenade but you've been scammed, it wasn't a toy at all, and explodes inside your house. :twisted:

The impact of the explosion skins you alive and blasts you off to the Dead sea. :

You are smitten from above by an unknown entity.

Your xbox 360 blows up and destroys your entire house.

The Grammical teacher shoots you for not typing this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your xbox 360 blows up and destroys your entire house.

Your computer comes alive and you get banned to death.

You get sniped for repeatly banning me.

25 huge leaves fall on and crush you.

It snows so much you get covered and freeze.