You get beaten by the oliverbot.

Whilst trying to sheer a sheep in RuneScape, an alien is behind you and gets the game alive and it seems that the sheep is a human eater and eats you.

You are the alien and then the entire US army nukes you to hell

I'm not. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The FBI gives you a death punishment for giving false descriptions about the alien.

There is no spoon. Nor is there a Blaiken. See it is not Blaiken that does not exist, it is his hat. The matrix has you.

For the trillionth time this is not a hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Gun man from the English Dictionary Company shoots you for not explaining the meanning of the word "Moogleness"

Moogleness claims you and you go insane, running round in a circle trying to find something electrical. You find a spark plug. You lick said spark plug.

A crazy old man runs around the city yelling "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!" people get angry about the crazy man try to shoot him but accidently shoots you.

You die by falling into a vat of molten runite :lol:

The smiley you just used comes alive and eats you.

This smiley :P is looking forward to Blazikien a l'orange :lol:

and after that the smiley kills you.

You die from the bomb inside of the mystery box.

u r the bomb inside the box and u explode killing every1 but me! yay \

You die a slow and painful death

 

 

 

(to tired to be creative)

You die the death of thousand paper cuts :lol:

Your car comes alive and eats you. :twisted:

When someone says you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, you try. The barn falls on you, releasing the 100 animals have to stampede all over you. And there fecal matter give you E. Coli and you drown in your own vomit and diereha.

Then the barn animals comes over to your house and stamps you, causing you to die.

Some one will look at you

A donkey kicks you and you die. :anxious:

using a chainsaw to slowly hack into your cerebral cortex while slowly carving or head open as all the blood and brain parts scatter all over and i get my rabid toe nibbeling bunnies to devour your toes!!!! (and all the lvl 40-80s who go to pest control)

You poke into your nose too hard and die.

You get sick from mold on cheese [and diefy].

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How very fitting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually cheese rocks woot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: whoops late :/

Some one will look at you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does that make me die? Lol. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinslayer777: Eggman attacks the city and you die from Sonic's rolling ball then he tries to be a hero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if you'd survive Knuckless would also accidently kill you.