I just kill you...

Because Rushrock fails to specify a decent way of TheBlazikenMaster being killed, the Kraken becomes angry and eats Rushrock alive.

In the dinning room by TheBlazikenMaster with the candle stick!

A little monkey named Chico runs up from behind you whilst you are at the zoo, and bashes you over the head with an over-ripe banana. You die from brain trauma.

Simple, I will eat him.

simple, he will die from eating that otha guy

Some dude wants to have his revenge on your next door neighbor. You are inside your house by the time the dude does the explosion, and your house get's destroyed as well, and you die with your neighbor.

You find a glitch in the game which allows you to take CW stuff out of the minigame. Not realizing the game was over, you drop an explosive potion.

You start making a sandwich, (PB&jelly), and as you start to take a bite, you feel yourself sinking into the ground. Only soon you realize you are not sinking, but your feet are being blobberified. Somehow, you're alive, although suddenly you feel agonizing pain. Over the course of a few agonizing hours, you become so bobberified that only your head remains. Still, alive. At this point you stay intact, your pain slightly subsides, but the PB Jelly sandwhich, which you had earlier dropped in agony, is millimeters from your face. Over the next week, surviving on mere rain drops you sadly starve to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Later, fungi grows on your brain.

You are killed by terrorists after you are elected for best death idea ever.

you get so pissed off at the stupid oxyclean commecials and go to the guys house and shoot him. his wife beats you with a baseball bat, but you are only stunned and arrested. later, kinslayer will come up with some ssadistic punishment involving napalm for your crime.

you are inside a mine and then the mine collepses and you are still in it after 10 min you get out and just when you get out you have a heart attack and die

You are attempting to scale a wall using your ninja-like abilities and you slip and die. Your corpse is robbed of it's clothing and items by nooby level 3's and you are dumped in the river lum. Your corpse drifts north to the chicken farm where the evil chicken finds it and eats it.

You're in a mine mining when suddenly a pick head comes flying and hits you right between the eyes and goes trough your head standing out, but you don't die, you fall down and wonder what happened then you stand back up and start mining again, then a fly comes and flies up your nose and you choke on it

You become a zoo keeper and have constipation, you accidentally leave a box if laxatives on the floor in the elephant pen. The elephant eats all the laxitives and releases an outburst of poop onto you, suffocating you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're watching when this happenes, then someone yells something and the elephant goes berzerk, he runs around like crasy killing people, then he sees you and calmes down a just stares at you, then suddenly you feel warm and it just keep get warmer and warmer until you scream out in pain and then a fire wave comes out of the elephants eyes and you burn to dust

You approach a helicopter which is starting up it's rotor blades while on stilts.

You're walking over the street when a car comes driving by, then a hand comes out of the car and pulles you in, the people in the car take you to an abandoned warehouse and torture you for 7 days and 7 nights then you die when they get a bulldozer and drive over you

The part of a chair you sit on is cut out and you are tied to the chair with no clothes on, a person gets a strap of leather and swings in under the chair striking you in the balls for 24 hours straight, before cutting them off and feeding them to his dog infront of you and leaving you to die painfully.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOP THAT

You're walking out in the forest and your foot gets stuck in a hole, then millions of tiny little bugs come and start eating you start on your feets and your hands then end on your body and you die slowly and painfully after 3 days of torture.

Wasn't there something like that on the movie "mummy" ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway you will die from entering outer space without a space suit on and be turned inside out, the most painful death possible apparently.

You find a glitch in the game which allows you to take CW stuff out of the minigame. Not realizing the game was over, you drop an explosive potion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah sure, how can I die because of that if I don't do Castle Wars? :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

VurtualRuler98, you realize that you're late for work, and you crash your car and die.

Wasn't there something like that on the movie "mummy" ?

 

 

 

Don't know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the most painful death possible apparently.

 

 

 

I would think that it would be more painfull to die in a few days while millions of bugs are fiesting on your flesh then dieing in a few seconds in outer space!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The scared smile on this forum is gonna jump out of your computer and eat your skull with you still alive little birds will come and eat it slowly, then the reaper will come and rip out your still beating heart and you'll die painfully and endure a thousand years of endless torture in hell

Seeing the person die with the banana makes you hungry and you eat yourself and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Dark~ :twisted:

Some dude is practicing his bullet, but misses the shot he was aiming on and accidently kills you.