A truck crashes on your house a man saves you and says "I have to shoot you, it's for your own good, it saves your life" and shoots you.

You fall off your bed and die

You can't know how you died. Because there are too many censored words in the reason why you died.

You stub your toe and cement and die of blood loss

takes those bunnies in your sig to eat your heart =D>

all the charecters from south park(your siggy! \ )have bombs inside there heads and they kill you that way..yep :XD:

you laugh so much you fall out of the window which is at the top of cn tower

you laugh so much you fall out of the window which is at the top of cn tower

 

 

 

you will make another sig and the default colours will blind a small infant, the infant's family will then come after you and with a giant magnifying glass pointed at the sun, melt you

You get killed by the Killer Rabbit from Holy Grail

a very small man named carl pops out of your closet while your sitting in your room and throws a vacuum cleaner at you and the vacuum cleaner sucks you up and you die.

you eat too many burgers from burger king and you get so fat u roll around and fall into the ocean and drown.

u jump in tryin to save him and die

A random gun man doesn't like people that begs for free stuff they don't pay for *points at sig* so he shoots you. First he takes off your bullet-proof vest, bullet proof shield and anything else bullet-proof you might have.

to bad jgrazotis, is a bullet proof humanoid xd

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You die because you say f2pers who want mage robes should stop begging (even though they aren't!)

You die out of trauma when you realize Jagex most likely isn't going to give f2p mage armour updates!

you get killed by an angry mob of F2P mages

The wise old man taps you on the shoulder and hits a 999.

A flamthrower madman get's into your house, takes your DVDs, and uses a flamethrower with the rest of your objects.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's go to my place then....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*aims a gun and anything and anyone around me. Makes sure he will notice everything up, down, left and right. With the infitite bullets-gun, will be ready for anything that COULD kill me.*

As you stand there waiting, keeping watch for hours upon hours jumping at every little noise you begin to feel the exhaustion setting in after 28 hours of watching you fall asleep when you wake up you have 2 blank yellow post-it notes over both of your eyes. You now are very scared. You stay awake on watch for another 20 some hours and you fall asleep again, and again you have post-its over your eyes. You do the same thing for 3 weeks each night a yellow post-it over both of your eyes, then one morning as you awake you don't have the yellow post-its over your eyes this morning you have black post-its. You finally go to the cops claiming some one from a internet forum game is not only trying to kill you but is putting post-its over your eyes as you sleep. The cops think your insane and lock you up in a loony bin where you go deeper and deeper into a psychosis they will rule your life. On your 30th birthday you awake to find 2 black post-its over your eyes and you have a heart attack and die.

Due to great hospitals I get back to life, find out you did it and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I hire an experienced pilot that can't fail and go to a "hidden pirate island." and get's ready for anything there.

a very evil genius made 90million nukes to blow up the world. sorry but being on an island wont do any help

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I fly into space with space suit and go to pluto where noone finds me

Except for the nasty aliens on Pluto which will kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*get's back on time before the earth explodes*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waits at home, have my gun, whislt using my DVD player I 3,700 dudes with guns protecting me and surround the rest of the house that isn't my room.

note: only final fantasy fans will get this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i walk up behind you and cast.... a lv4 spell.... firagaja! yell "he spontainiously combusted!" and walk away quietly as if nothing happened :-w

ummm.... the spell backfired? yea it backfired and hit you and you spontaneously combusted

A CAT machine comes and crushes you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, I mean the constuction machine, not a pet.