You break your finger when you try to steal from others, thus making you bleed inside, but you're too stupid to know you're hurt, and you die 2 days later.

You break your finger when you try to steal from others, thus making you bleed inside, but you're too stupid to know you're hurt, and you die 2 days later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm NOT stupid enough for not knowing such obvious things. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After I became zombie I shoot you for calling me stupid with my gun.

But you forget to unlock the safety pin of your gun, so when you try to shoot it you wonder why it's not shooting, you examine it by looking into the shooting point of your gun, boom, your safety pin goes unlocked somehow and you shoot yourself in the eye.

You laugh so hard at what you just saw, (TheBlazikenMaster shooting himself in the face) that you stop breathing and die.

you get killed by the kq just before you can pick the d chain up :roll:

your axe-head flies away into a tree spirit and it hits 2 134's

Risen_The, my gun doesn't have a pin. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mr_emflum, why would I shoot myself? Think I'm stupid enough? Here is a news flash for you: I'm not. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're at the dentist. But the dentist is never tired so he just fixes your teeth and NEVER stops, and only cares about your teeth, doesn't care if it hurts your tongue. So he hits your brain and you die. The only thing left of your body is your teeth.

You die by taking this so serious, you can't take the pressure. Then you hear the words "I don't REALLY think you're stupid".

something like this incident will happen to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clicky!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for anyone that likes a very immusing day in history, click the link!

You will be repeatedlt stabbed. But luckerly there was an ambluence right next to you. You live and are taken to the hospital, there you die of being choked to death by a rather bad tempered piece of cheese.

you are in the scorpion pit but the ultra-big-mutant-scorpion rises and kills you in one hit...

Whilst watching DVDs and/or browsing these forums a big moon lands on your house and you die.

Pretending to be a RuneScape player in real-life and get a blanket, tie it round your neck, and pretend to do the prayer emote, you start floating, but then get impaled on the tree. :

I shoot you for posting false rumours about me. I'm not attracted enough to do that stuff. :shame:

Bump.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*get's my gun with infitite ready for ANYTHING, watches all ways. Get's ready for ANYTHING that could possibly kill me.*

To protect yourself from an impending death you lock yourself in an air tight room. You slowly unknowingly die.

Your teacher get's mad at you for being lazy yet again in school and shoots you with her shotgun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*hires 5,000 gunmen that I'll be surrounded by all day and night that wouldn't dare killing me and kill anyone and anything that tries to kill me.*

A hypnotist comes up to you and causes you to grab a gun and hold it too your head(cant get you to kill yourself). They your gunmen kill you for trying to kill yourself.

I kill you if you won't explain how the hypnosis man could get through the gunmen.

I kill you if you won't explain how the hypnosis man could get through the gunmen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He wasn't trying to kill you he was getting you to kill yourself

Ah well, after he's done with me, he goes after you.

You get killed by and elephant who steps on your ego.

The same elephants steps on you next.

You are killed by a herd of level 50 cows.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Genetic Modification is afoot!

How can that kill me? I have a gun. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I shoot them with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile you fall off your stairs and die.