Your Blaziken turns on you and gives you the hyper beam. ;)

the smile in ur avatar kills you

The O RLY owl and friends peck you to death.

Your body suddenly explodes into a million pieces.

you cast ice barrage far too close to your target and it backfires, leaving you a helpless icicle. Then, for the next few hours, you stand there, writhing in pain, because you are not frozen enough too pass out, but too frozen to not be in pain. You then notice your body starts turning black. Finally, yes finally, you get thawed and roll out on the ground free, free at last. You get up, jump and celebrate your life. Freedom, yes freedom from your icy prison!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then you get hit by a car.

A Unichorn runs up to you and stabs you right through with its horn.

You drown in 1 mL of water. Pathetic. :roll:

You can't get your frog mask off, and you choke to death.

The unicorn which ruthlessly murdered me returns and takes vengeance on humankind. Drenched with blood, he(she?) appears over the horizon, seeming to bring light to a dark, dark, world.. And then mauls you to death. and it just stands there and laughs. Oh, and you're on the ground hurt harmed, just not quite dead yet. Unicorns aren't good at mauling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, you get up on your feet from the bloody heap you've become, and realize your kidneys are dragging on the floor. It hurts.. You try and drag yourself to a doctor, but to no avail. You collapse in the middle of the road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the unicorn eats you.

You're killed by getting haunted from my ghost because you killed me twice in a very VERY sick way. :P

I summon luigi from my gamecube and he pulls some ghost-fu on you... and then the ghostbusters come, and scooby doo and his crew come, and you get such a whoopin that you bleed ectoplasm.. and you live once more.. (if you die when you're dead, you become alive again!)

While you are reading a paper you get a paper cut and blead so you commit sucide by jumping off a cliff. Pathetic.

You get offered a list of ways to die, choose wrong, and explode.

You stick your wet finger into an electrical socket. Contrary to popular belief, electrical shocks do not instantly kill you (unless they are of an extremely high voltage). You feel the electricity burning your twitching body, unable to remove your finger on account of the involuntary muscle contractions. After one minute, your heart finally overloads and ceases to pump blood. Your brain still functions for a few seconds after that, until finally you go unconscious from lack of oxygen.

You swing your scythe so hard you can't stop it from coming to you, which slices your head off.

You cast an ice barrage at your feet and freeze up forever.

:ohnoes: <----this smile starts biting at you until you die.

You trip and fall...and die :roll:

A friend suddenly wraps his arm around your neck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next thing you know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ding!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He breaks your neck by turning your head 180 degrees upside down.

a ferret comes and crawls up your pants and around you body and scratches you until you run into a moving car and it runs you over. you die and the ferret lives.

The O RLY owl sues you and is awarded all your monies and for some reason you are found guilty for a murder you didn't commit and are sentanced to death by hanging.

The squirrel accidentally drops a coconut from a palm tree on your head, since you were wearing your party hat, the party hat takes most of the damage.When you become conscious again you realize that your blue party hat is destroyed so you commit suicide by... by... by... i dont know by what but it was bloody i can tell you that, i think.

:uhh: is how you die.

you throw a razor boomerang and forget that it comes back

The goverment clean your bank account, and send a bomb to your house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After you're a ghost you find out that the goverment became evil.