you get stabbed from behing by a lvl 3 noob with a bronze dagger p++

A chicken in lumbridge farm 1-hits you.

You decide to rent a horror movie and the mean monster comes from the movie and eats you. :twisted:

You get stabbed by small 1 centimeter thumbtacks per every post you've ever made in Forum Games. You decide not to remove the tacks, nor move, as if you remove them blood will fall out (as it is the blood is stopped by the tack head). Unfortunately, most of the tacks will infect your bloodstream as they were not sterilized (what a pity). Lesions grow on your skin, really awfully painful sort.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You realize this isn't smart, and are forced to slit your wrist with one of the tacks. Succeeding after a few attempts, the pain subsides.

You're trapped in a room, the walls comes closer and closer, there is no escaping. And eventually it crunches you and you die.

The evil spirits of all those hollywood adventures come back to poke you repeatively. At first you laugh, but then as more and more come. They swarm you, push you, poke you on the shoulder. You're crushed within the room, as non more can fit.

Whilst plugging your DVD player in, there come so huge electricty that you die.

Your genetals are secured in a vice in someone's shed. The shed is set a-light.

 

 

 

You are handed a hacksaw and as the flames slowly approach you, you make a choice as to whether you die or cut off your own... #$%@ !

You bump into a gun man and he thinks you are trying to hurt him so he shoots you to death.

Or weak, uncreative deaths come to haunt you. You've been set upon a dreadful tower. Zombie hawks, spirits, and ghosts traument you. Your lack of goresome violence resistance makes you weak, useless. Your hacksaw, your string, they do know good? Who can choke a ghost- who can hack a a hawk? You realize only on your dieing moments - for you've been eaten alive - that you should have jumped a zombie hawk, tied a noose, rode the hawk, and become a real hero!

The kitten in your avvy comes along in the middle of the night when you are sleeping and slashes in the throat.

Crushed by horseradish's.

They come in your ear, control your brain. Their influence is slight at first. A stray thought, a perverse idea- they change you. The colorful strings of Ye old Avvy, follow you. Join you, and become you. Eventually you are greatly twisted, over the years they've come to control you. Driven partly insane, or perhaps sane- but merely as another soul- you grow angry. You go on a violent spree- hurting, killing, damaging everything. From your previous spriteful, kind, attitude emerges a cold dark soul.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surrounded by those normal humans, those "Police", and "Army", you set yourself alight on the top of a building- and fall. Dead before your body smashes in the ground.

I jump out of nowhere and chuck my Dragon WC Axe at your forehead. Lucky direct hit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yay =D>

:twisted: You will fall out of a 100 story building, right before you hit the ground a car smakes into you 20 feet where a truck will run over your legs and break them, but thats not the end. A near buy cannible/home less man sees you get run over, he picks you up and drags you into a ally. He then cuts your legs off takes them and runs, your sitting there bleeding to death with out legs when big rats come by and munch on you until you die from getting your organs eaten out from the inside for you. BUT, I have a great day and get 10 full sets of phats :

You will be crossing a desert when out of the yellow a giant squid comes and gobbles you up!

you get a seizure from playing too much computer smash your head into the screen and survive, than the ambulence comes to pick you up and it gets into a crash with an gas truck which explodes and bursts into flames

Your busy welding on something and you dont notise that there is a open can of gas. You blow up your house and you go to the hospital. You live and then the nurse hooks up the wrong IV and you die.

Since you don't have a liquid cooled computer your computer overheats and explodes, the explosion blows you backwards through your wall, where a bathtub falls through the cieling on top of you, killing you instantly.

a cabbage will fall on your head

You are in a gun shop and are browsing guns and the gun salesman says, "Let me show you how the gun works, suc...."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't hear the rest of the word as you're dead before he finishes the sentense.

You summon a pokemon that attacks you. A blaziken, perhaps. Ironic, eh?

Someone sees that pile of gold behind you and shoots you dead on the spot.

Someone who doesn't understand binary beats you to death with a giant "10" sign.

:twisted: :evil: these guys kill you