February 14, 200917 yr Ataraxy - Cariosus Favorite song by them 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 14, 200917 yr Colors - Between the Buried and Me Currently on Informal Gluttony Tumblr. Follow me!
February 14, 200917 yr Amon Amarth - Varyags of Miklagaard 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 14, 200917 yr Amon Amarth - Guardians of Asgaard [hide=Read this]This is the situation: theres a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Heres the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights. POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and [bleep]s her. HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and [bleep]s the princess. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, [bleep]s the princess and kills her, then leaves. BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon. GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, [bleep]s the princess and kills her. Then he [bleep]s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he [bleep]s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and [bleep]s it for the last time. DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story. PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist. GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guys appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire[/hide] :lol: Copied from the Amon Amarth forums which was probably copied from somewhere else. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 15, 200917 yr Revolution Calling - Queensryche 4 Hours of Death Metal is enough for me. Tumblr. Follow me!
February 15, 200917 yr A day to Remember - Mr. Highway's thinking about the end Dissrespect your surroundings!! :thumbup: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
February 15, 200917 yr Bayside - Devotion and Desire Can I be the princess? :twss: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 15, 200917 yr Yes, yes you can. What I've done - Linkin Park NOT MY DECISION. :evil: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 15, 200917 yr /shudder Gross, Jaerk. Dreadnaught, by Machinae Supremacy. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
February 15, 200917 yr Livin On A prayer - Bon Jovi KILL ME PLEASE. (guitar hero in background) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 15, 200917 yr Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé
February 15, 200917 yr Yes, yes you can. What I've done - Linkin Park NOT MY DECISION. :evil: That song makes we want to kick things REALLY HARD. Coheed and Cambria - Blood Red Summer
February 15, 200917 yr Rage Against the Machine - Bombtrack I needed some Rage, I've been going into withdrawal. :? [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
February 15, 200917 yr Livin On A prayer - Bon Jovi KILL ME PLEASE. (guitar hero in background) Come on now, Livin' on a prayer is fun. :P Slayer's South of Heaven album.
February 15, 200917 yr It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back by Public Enemy (album). Should be mandatory listening for anyone who wants to write off hip-hop music. This is excellent. :thumbup:
February 15, 200917 yr I Am The Highway - Audioslave accompanied by Halo - Beyonce :D (Funny and unrelated story actually, does anyone know the song DOTA by Basshunter? It's basically Basshunter talking about the game Defence of the Ancients in a song :? Well, when I heard that Beyonce had a song called "Halo", I thought she was pulling a Basshunter and was singing about the Halo series :? Weird story but meh, I thought I'd share it in here) 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer
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