April 26, 200620 yr Please enter username: *enters username* Please enter password: *enters password* *clicks log on* Standing in upper guard room @ varrock palace. Theres a level 88 in full dharock's next to me, with great axe. I am lvl 75 88: Hey noob Me: uh hi... Me: nice gr8axe 88: ty 3 - 4 mins pass Me: woot str lvl! 88: and...? Me: ... just saying I got a lvl 88: wow go you...? Me: -.- 88: I can 1-hit guards Me: and? *88 one hits guard* Me: ok, thats nice I guess. 88: I'll challenge you to a competition 88: we'll see who can kill guard fastest Me: Ok... [i know that he will win] *88 kills guard in 4 hits [lol]* *I kill guard in 2* Me: Heh, looks like I'm better under some circumstances 88: lol! no! I proved I can 1-hit them Me: and I said I can do it under *some* circumstances 88: but I'm still better Me: granted, yes, in general Me: Buut, I proved that I can kill them faster Me: Under some circumstances 88: Lol! 88: no, I proved I can one hit them Me: yes, and under that circumstance, you are muuch better 88: Lol! I am better! Me: Do you speak English? lets try this again. *I kill guard in 3 hits* Me: ok your turn *88 kills guard in 4 hits* Me: There we go. I was better there. Me: *But*, you are usually better 88: no, I am always better! Me: I just hit him in 3, you hit him in 4 Me: Correct? 88: I dunno. I dont count. Me: Oh *during this time, a hilarious lvl 55 walks in* *lvl 50 makes some funny comments about the lvl 88* *lvl 88 gets so annoyed, saying obscene things, how he is invincable etc* Me: Maybe I should go put a 150k bounty on you on my fansite 88: Aahahahaha!!!!! I bet you dont have 150k!!!! ahaha!!! *I trade and show him 150k* 88: noob 88: besides, I own the best clan around in runescape 88: they would all be after you me: name of clan? *silence* 88: imperial hedgehogs lvl 55: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: lol! Me: how big is it? 88: over 1k members. And, they are all lvl 90+ pures Me: hmm... thats funny. You are lvl 88? Me: and you own them? Me: besides, how you know there are 1k members? 88: cuz I own it, I know Me: you said you cant count... 88: Sdfu (tipit censored this. basically shut up) Me: after you, ladies first! 88: I'm going to report you for ***ual harrassment Me: sure go ahead ** [The ****1] has logged out** (lvl 88) see you, hot shot! Some people cannot even kill guards without acting like a total jerk. I think its funny when they mess with me, then I infuriate them, and they leave. Hey, all the power to them, they make themselves mad, freeing up a lvl 2 clue place! :-D Just something I thought was funny. Edited for spelling
April 26, 200620 yr LOL funny story! i hate when people think their beter then you because their combat lvl yeah "im always the best!" :roll: "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA]
April 26, 200620 yr I actually enjoyed that story. Love how small quirks such as the not counting can come back later :lol:
April 26, 200620 yr 0mgorz noooo! My clan is biggerest, I own the lvl 200+ Rock Slugs! anyways... Ya I love when that happens. Funny to read also :lol:
April 26, 200620 yr Heh, good example of those ppl :lol: Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide]
April 26, 200620 yr Lol :lol: Noobs Say the Darndest Things! 77 Combat || 1620+ Skill Total || Owner of Fire Cape
April 26, 200620 yr Probably had a real weak attack level with a higher strength level. I'm assuming your attack and strength are about the same? R.I.P Shiva
April 26, 200620 yr Author Probably had a real weak attack level with a higher strength level. I'm assuming your attack and strength are about the same? yup, I figure the same. My att and str are both within 2 lvls of each other. Is that bad?
April 26, 200620 yr logic FTW!! and to answer your question yup, I figure the same. My att and str are both within 2 lvls of each other. Is that bad?not at all 8) proud quest cape ownerhere's my first post on the TIF (scroll to the bottom)feel free to pm me, but do make sure that i know you're a Tip.It user (in other words, give me a HYT)
April 26, 200620 yr Probably had a real weak attack level with a higher strength level. I'm assuming your attack and strength are about the same? yup, I figure the same. My att and str are both within 2 lvls of each other. Is that bad? Wouldn't say either is exactly bad. Most people usually like the higher numbers every other hit... rather then a medium number and hitting constantly. The lvl 88 I would assume has weak attack, but he could've had a weak strength level instead. If I was a betting man though... I'd say his attack was lower. EDIT: On a side note, my Strength and Attack are pretty even as well. (83 Attack, 86 Strength) R.I.P Shiva
April 26, 200620 yr That guy is a moron! He's the kind of person who deserves to see Lumbridge. The part about counting is especially funny. :P "We will certainly not be gaining money or members with this update. Instead, we are doing this for the good of the game, which is as dear to our hearts as it is to you."- JAGEX, December 13, 2007
April 26, 200620 yr ok... ermm, i guess that was.... ok? this is probably the 88 94 mage 94 range 87 hits 80 defense, all 94 combat, all skill =) currently (retired?) from runescape, only play on occasion now http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=585887
April 26, 200620 yr Imperial hedgehogs lmao!!! Oh my god, I seriously burst out laughing at that... Me too lmao! :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
April 26, 200620 yr ok... ermm, i guess that was.... ok? this is probably the 88 Harsh 8) . That was insanely funny story, gave me quite a few good laughs. Some people in Rs really need to get past the maturity of a 5 year old, but without them how fun would this game really be? :P [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
April 26, 200620 yr lol funny one heres a good one that happened to me I walk off to edgeville slayer master to get some slayer levels im a lvl 52 with 75 range and the assignment was hill giants I thought hm.. that should be simple plus im already in the dungeon :D So i walk off and start ranging them when all of a sudden a lvl 70 logs in He tells me to go away that its his spot and i just ignore it, continuing to kill those pesky giants I got everyone of them and as soon as 1 died the other spawned now this lvl 70 was getting infuriated and decides to call me something... the n-word! no, not racial n-word the "noob" one :roll: i was already getting quite annoyed by him telling me over and over that "its his spot" so i ask him if he wants to stake me 50k if he is so much better than me Well of course he said yes... as we walk down to the arena i tell him the rules -no potion -no food -no prayer -no rings He uses full rune and battle axe and i use best lvl 1 def armor for ranged i could wear It began Me : 14 Him: 0 Me: 13 Him: 12 Me: special 12-16 Him: 13 Me : 8 END... Well back to training slayer now :D
April 26, 200620 yr ok... ermm, i guess that was.... ok? this is probably the 88 Harsh 8) . That was insanely funny story, gave me quite a few good laughs. Some people in Rs really need to get past the maturity of a 5 year old, but without them how fun would this game really be? :P A ton more fun. I can't stand those idiots clouding up our game with juvenile attitudes and childish language. Nice conversation, though. You completely took care of him. I know it may seem like he thought he was still the Cat's Meow when he logged off, but truely, I bet you his ego was crushed and he weeped into his pillows, hours afterwords. :P |2,300+ Total|138 Combat|12 Lvl 99 Skills|99 Slayer|
April 26, 200620 yr 88:I own the best clan around in runescape 88: they would all be after you me: name of clan? *silence* 88: imperial hedgehogs Rofl...
April 26, 200620 yr haha... Goes to show you that level isn't a show of maturity like in that other guys post currently smithing
April 26, 200620 yr lol funny story he got what he got looser... Currently training all skills to or above 60. Barrows drops: 87 runs done so far. Torag Platebody on 4th run. Guthan Chainskirt on 35th run. Dharok Helm on 45th run. Torag platelegs on 49th run. Ahrim Robeskirt on 86th run.
April 26, 200620 yr Lol, I needed that laugh. Its funny how all lvl 95's come up and mouth off to me in wildy and then i usually end up 4 hitting them for thier tasty rune :lol: 85 str, 31 pray, Barrows gloves, F torso45 def, 85 Range, 85 Mage. 35's with scimmy!
April 26, 200620 yr Some people really ruin runescape. He sounds like one of them. Arrogant, immature and stupid. Great combination
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