Vileness Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 "Pudding" oh yea, "Cookies" A wise man said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo I dont respect that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusher777 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 A wise man said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo Haha, awesome. All of you flaming that quote, have no taste, old school ninja turtles owned! Not the new silly one, I used to watch it when i was 5 along with old school Transformers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 funniest quote ive ever seen is off of homestarrunner "I dont like food anymore" ~strong sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 22, 2004 Author Share Posted August 22, 2004 A wise man said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo Haha, awesome. All of you flaming that quote, have no taste, old school ninja turtles owned! Not the new silly one, I used to watch it when i was 5 along with old school Transformers. I used to watch TMNT when I was little, but looking back on it, that show was a complete, utter joke. It had the Worst. Title. EVAR! "I dont like food anymore" ~strong sad How is that funny? :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChocobot Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 The only thing the French should host is an invasion :lol: :lol: :lol: I was flipping around through my TV and started watching a bit of the movie until I heard that line :D Let's make babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime_Mercury Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I took off my shirt, threw it halfway across the room, sat in my computer chair, and stared off into space. A poet. A poet. How do you shoot women and children? Easy, don't lead 'em so much. Haha! War is hell, ain't it? It it moves, salute it, if it doesn't move, pick it up, and if you can't pick it up, paint it. so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedai Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 suck it up butter-cup to eir is human, to forgive, devine sorry about spellin on last one Oh My live by the sword, die by its blade theres a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinity1234 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 my name is maximus decimus meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and i will have my vengeance - in this life or the next. From Gladiator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsie Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 If you can't work it out, knock it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienchaos Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I love bible quotes. They can strangly be very 'anti-christian' I like to use a few of these quotes a church events and ask people who said them. 1 Corinthians 11:7 - 9 7 A man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man. 8 For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; 9 neither was man created for woman, but woman for man. Talk about sexist. Exodus 20:5 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, Certinaly not turn the other cheak. Numbers 31:17 17. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Ya... save the virgins for your self, kill everyone else. Actualy... I love the whole bible, it's a pandors box of topics to stimulate the mind. The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul, producing holy witness, Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. If someone starts a bad quotes page, I'll try and be the first one to post. 98% of teens have tried smoking pot and drinking. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this and put it in your Signature Join the Corruption Clan... Tip.it's #1 PlayerKilling clan. Check out my.Click the little www link below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 siggy :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Here's a couple of good ones I found from one of my favourite writers. "I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed. "I'm afraid of grounds." "You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly." "I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!" -- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery) Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Yabi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Yabi are renowned for being remarkably short and bad-tempered. -- (Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad) "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." -- Susan, the ultimate sensible governess (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather) This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever * in these parts..." -- (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather) I love dem books... Flying is easy! just aim for the ground and miss one I just thought of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 The only thing the French should host is an invasion :lol: :lol: :lol: I was flipping around through my TV and started watching a bit of the movie until I heard that line :D Someone should sig that :mrgreen: If you can't work it out, knock it out. Maybe I should test this one out... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChocobot Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 The only thing the French should host is an invasion :lol: :lol: :lol: I was flipping around through my TV and started watching a bit of the movie until I heard that line :D Someone should sig that :mrgreen: Done :!: Let's make babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 the only thing athens should host is the olympics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 The only thing the French should host is an invasion :lol: :lol: :lol: I was flipping around through my TV and started watching a bit of the movie until I heard that line :D Someone should sig that :mrgreen: Done :!: LOL, I crack up everytime I see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 It is better to die in hope than to live in despair which is soon followed by Let me be your liberator! *fighting music starts* Then auron screams watevers in that soutennobalmungs sig :| and everyone of the FFX charactors has their own little tear-jerking speech except rikku who says Im gonna be in this fight too! of course you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 It is better to die in hope than to live in despair which is soon followed by Let me be your liberator! *fighting music starts* Then auron screams watevers in that soutennobalmungs sig :| and everyone of the FFX charactors has their own little tear-jerking speech except rikku who says Im gonna be in this fight too! of course you are.... -- Well, even though she is one of Yunie's guardians, I guess it would have been one of the few times for her to back out. Not as powerful as everyone else's quotes, but it shows her courage, and willingness to help j00 = PWNED :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordjake Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? - Donnie Darko You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship! --How far are we going to take this? -The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? - Boondock Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 It is better to die in hope than to live in despair which is soon followed by Let me be your liberator! *fighting music starts* Then auron screams watevers in that soutennobalmungs sig :| and everyone of the FFX charactors has their own little tear-jerking speech except rikku who says Im gonna be in this fight too! of course you are.... -- Well, even though she is one of Yunie's guardians, I guess it would have been one of the few times for her to back out. Not as powerful as everyone else's quotes, but it shows her courage, and willingness to help j00 = PWNED :wink: mmm LIIAAAK AAAA GLUUUUUVEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 mmm LIIAAAK AAAA GLUUUUUVEEE :roll: *pours a glass of water on cadburys_egg* Anyway, I found a pretty funny one: Incest, Incest! It's the best! Put your sister to the test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIPPOU Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I am a Jelly donut He sayed that, when tryed his hand in speaking Russian. ********** One of the old guard of RS. RS birthday = Feb - 27 - 2002 Proud member of the original forum.********** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 mmm LIIAAAK AAAA GLUUUUUVEEE :roll: *pours a glass of water on cadburys_egg* Anyway, I found a pretty funny one: Incest, Incest! It's the best! Put your sister to the test! cool strawberry water :P and thats a quote from Ace Venture: Pet Detective MMMMM LIAAAAAAK AAA GLOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUVEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoutenNoBalmung Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 I am a Jelly donut He sayed that, when tryed his hand in speaking Russian. ..............\|||/ ..............(0 o) ...,--ooO---(_)---------'\ ...|```PLEASE DO```| ...|````NOT EAT````| ...|``JELLY DONUTS`| ....\,-------------Ooo---' ............|__|__| ..............|| || ...........ooO Ooo It might be an innocent person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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