This thread is my second one today (on a role :D ). It's basicly what is stated in the title: Funny things to do at malmart. Just remember to stay within Tip.it rules.(no crude stuff)

 

 

 

Ex.

 

Tell an employee theres a code red in the outdoor section and see what happens.

 

 

 

This is gana be good....

run by the cashier lines naked, screaming "help! im being chased by Michael Jackson"

 

 

 

works for younger ages only.

Use the self-checkout line during the busiest hours with a cartful of chewing gum. Once you ring up all 4,000 of them feel free to cancel them all and start again.

full scale g.i. joe vs. barbie war in the toy aisle :D

Place bets on the above.

 

(p.s. nice avvy)

Ohhhh I got a ton of these!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

change the clothes on the manicans as to you see fit

 

 

 

ride a tricycle around the store and when questioned say " I'm just taken it for a test drive"

 

 

 

ask if you can put a bag of M&m's on layaway

 

 

 

 

 

ask a newly hired employee for a non existing item example: "excuse me do you have a snarflplax?" (that ones hilarious!)!

run around and hit call for help buttons and run away to hit more.

 

 

 

hold up checkout with water bottles

open all of the scented candles to see what a shelf of scent is like on full blast.

get on one of the phones on the poles and ask for room service.

Ask the guy in the Music Dept. if they have any of those amps that you turn up to '11.'

Tehehe. Most are funny.

 

 

 

Turn on the dispay radios to polka stations, turn them off, and turn the volume up all the way. :lol:

grab 1 of those christmas rapping sticks and walk up to an employee and say "i challenge u to a duel"

 

 

 

got another

 

 

 

u and a friend each grab a toy gun and take an extra and run up to an employee and say "cover me while i capture the flag" and pass them the gun.

 

if u find some flags put 1 at each end of an isle

Replace the fish in the meat department with the fish in the pet department, and vice verca.

plug in all audio/radios then get an inflatable chair and sit infront of them full blast 8-)

Play a large game of hide and seek throughout the entire place or out of the water marko polo

 

 

 

 

 

ask how much a $9.99 pie costs! :lol:

Wear camoflauge in the lawn and garden department, and hide in the plants

get the manager everytime you try to pay with a traverler check simply because they want to see your id, what they are not supossed to btw. not for traverler checks :evil:

 

be extremly mad and get the people that are waiting in line on your side. make the manager apologise and get free stuff :D

scratch the bar code so they cant scan the items to give you the price its from that chocolate milk commercial

*point at trolley* how much does this car cost? hehe

Heheheh, my brother once made me go shopping with him for boring, teenager stuff . . . this is how it went:

 

 

 

*scratch*

 

Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON ACNE CREAM!

 

*scratch*

 

Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON EXTRA-STRONG DEODARANT!

 

*scratch*

 

Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON CLEARASIL PADS!

 

 

 

And I went to Safeway, gave the cart a quarter, went up cashier and asked if they could help me load it into my car . . .hehe.

when an annoucnment comes on, assume the feedle position and keep crien out, " THE VOICES! THE VOICES!" :D

hide in the circular racks of clothes and when someone comes near jump out and run away

 

 

 

talk to casheers about ridululous topics while constantly stating their name

 

 

 

find an opened/dented/crushed version of everything on your shopping list and when you go up to the checkup complain about store quality

 

 

 

engage in conversation with a random store employee about a specific scientific topic while constantly making things up trying to get them to go along with it

 

 

 

when waiting for them to ring up your items sit on the floor in a cross-legged postition while sining the abc's

Turn your shirt around backwards and get someone to tie your sleeves together. Say "They're coming to take me away. Ha ha he he ha ha he he," over and over and over.

Get your brother / sister to go in wearing the same exact clothes as you and you both start singing 'I Think I'm a Clone Now'

the best one ive done...

 

take tons of boxes of condoms and put them in everyone's basket u see, just so when they get up they go "wtf!"