bull912000 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 This thread is my second one today (on a role :D ). It's basicly what is stated in the title: Funny things to do at malmart. Just remember to stay within Tip.it rules.(no crude stuff) Ex. Tell an employee theres a code red in the outdoor section and see what happens. This is gana be good.... Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 run by the cashier lines naked, screaming "help! im being chased by Michael Jackson" works for younger ages only. Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAHK Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Use the self-checkout line during the busiest hours with a cartful of chewing gum. Once you ring up all 4,000 of them feel free to cancel them all and start again. PM me in game to use some skills of mine (glories/potions) free or to ask a question.Fire Cape - 04/29/06 Lvl 104RAHK's Pro PC Gear and Guide(clickable) Tired of hack and slash? FPSers getting old? Give this game a try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvw08 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 full scale g.i. joe vs. barbie war in the toy aisle :D Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted May 7, 2006 Author Share Posted May 7, 2006 Place bets on the above. (p.s. nice avvy) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazer2255 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Ohhhh I got a ton of these!!!! change the clothes on the manicans as to you see fit ride a tricycle around the store and when questioned say " I'm just taken it for a test drive" ask if you can put a bag of M&m's on layaway ask a newly hired employee for a non existing item example: "excuse me do you have a snarflplax?" (that ones hilarious!)! Join the petition for a new bank page layout! -This is the best thing since sliced bread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler109 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 run around and hit call for help buttons and run away to hit more. hold up checkout with water bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 open all of the scented candles to see what a shelf of scent is like on full blast. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyrules89 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 get on one of the phones on the poles and ask for room service. dude i got pked and lost my full zezima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sijan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ask the guy in the Music Dept. if they have any of those amps that you turn up to '11.' "Duty, then, is the sublimest word in the English language. If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself." ~ Robert E. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted May 21, 2006 Author Share Posted May 21, 2006 Tehehe. Most are funny. Turn on the dispay radios to polka stations, turn them off, and turn the volume up all the way. :lol: Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 grab 1 of those christmas rapping sticks and walk up to an employee and say "i challenge u to a duel" got another u and a friend each grab a toy gun and take an extra and run up to an employee and say "cover me while i capture the flag" and pass them the gun. if u find some flags put 1 at each end of an isle thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosauromo Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Replace the fish in the meat department with the fish in the pet department, and vice verca. You only have to type four extra keys for me to not think "ur" an idiot.solardeathray.teensupergenius.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsword33 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 plug in all audio/radios then get an inflatable chair and sit infront of them full blast 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazer2255 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Play a large game of hide and seek throughout the entire place or out of the water marko polo ask how much a $9.99 pie costs! :lol: Join the petition for a new bank page layout! -This is the best thing since sliced bread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseman Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Wear camoflauge in the lawn and garden department, and hide in the plants Ahrim has huge thighs?Lego's would be a nice addition to Construction. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 get the manager everytime you try to pay with a traverler check simply because they want to see your id, what they are not supossed to btw. not for traverler checks :evil: be extremly mad and get the people that are waiting in line on your side. make the manager apologise and get free stuff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 scratch the bar code so they cant scan the items to give you the price its from that chocolate milk commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 *point at trolley* how much does this car cost? hehe i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AshKaYu Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Heheheh, my brother once made me go shopping with him for boring, teenager stuff . . . this is how it went: *scratch* Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON ACNE CREAM! *scratch* Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON EXTRA-STRONG DEODARANT! *scratch* Cashier, yelling in microphone:PRICE CHECK ON CLEARASIL PADS! And I went to Safeway, gave the cart a quarter, went up cashier and asked if they could help me load it into my car . . .hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman338 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 when an annoucnment comes on, assume the feedle position and keep crien out, " THE VOICES! THE VOICES!" :D ...i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2jonathan Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 hide in the circular racks of clothes and when someone comes near jump out and run away talk to casheers about ridululous topics while constantly stating their name find an opened/dented/crushed version of everything on your shopping list and when you go up to the checkup complain about store quality engage in conversation with a random store employee about a specific scientific topic while constantly making things up trying to get them to go along with it when waiting for them to ring up your items sit on the floor in a cross-legged postition while sining the abc's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohelpme Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Turn your shirt around backwards and get someone to tie your sleeves together. Say "They're coming to take me away. Ha ha he he ha ha he he," over and over and over. My new TIF account: Handman003 If you need me, I'm usually in irc.tip.it , #runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohelpme Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Get your brother / sister to go in wearing the same exact clothes as you and you both start singing 'I Think I'm a Clone Now' My new TIF account: Handman003 If you need me, I'm usually in irc.tip.it , #runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de4thm4ge411 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 the best one ive done... take tons of boxes of condoms and put them in everyone's basket u see, just so when they get up they go "wtf!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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