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[marlit]

its a bit of a long read but its so funny

 

log onto msn today and my friends have been deleted exept 1 who ive never heard of

 

he starts talking to me

 

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

 

 

 

Ariel says:

 

hi

 

Steve says:

 

who the [bleep] are you

 

Ariel says:

 

my name is ariel

 

Ariel says:

 

i have everything about you niga..

 

Ariel says:

 

would you like to talk ?

 

Steve says:

 

bout wat

 

Steve says:

 

?

 

Ariel says:

 

bout you either giving me the ownership of the accounts... or.. getting them banned or taking them back myself one by one..

 

Steve says:

 

lol all this for a game pathetic

 

Ariel says:

 

not only do i have everything about you and your computer the sites youve been to the software u have,

 

Steve says:

 

and?

 

Ariel says:

 

the stuff youve typed from here since december

 

Ariel says:

 

and your i.p address changes

 

Ariel says:

 

 

 

Steve says:

 

cool nice 2 no

 

Ariel says:

 

and your windows cd key

 

Ariel says:

 

and tons more.

 

Steve says:

 

considering this pc was brand new in march i no ur lying

 

Steve says:

 

so keep talking [cabbage]

 

Ariel says:

 

pfft

 

Ariel says:

 

you a tripper or what son

 

Ariel says:

 

u think im bluffin eh

 

Steve says:

 

wat u got then

 

Ariel says:

 

keylogs from december

 

Ariel says:

 

through to jun 9th

 

Ariel says:

 

with pro keylogger

 

Ariel says:

 

takes everythin bout your operating system

 

Steve says:

 

go on name 5 sites u got my password 4

 

Ariel says:

 

including i.,p range

 

Ariel says:

 

gmail. runescape. boxing wrestling hotmail

 

Ariel says:

 

shall i go on ?

 

Steve says:

 

please do

 

Ariel says:

 

meh i could go on all night long

 

Steve says:

 

ive got time

 

Ariel says:

 

though i wont

 

Ariel says:

 

thats nice to know

 

Steve says:

 

name 5 more

 

Ariel says:

 

paypal. ebay, tip.it

 

Ariel says:

 

erm... cmon man must i go on

 

Ariel says:

 

like seriously dude your the one at the loss, here im telling you this for your own good

 

Steve says:

 

and all this for a game?

 

Ariel says:

 

your keylogs have come across the wrong person my friend

 

Ariel says:

 

yes.. all this for a game

 

Steve says:

 

lol sad

 

Ariel says:

 

so the verdict has come to.

 

Ariel says:

 

your going to make me start causing havoc arent you

 

Steve says:

 

like wat?

 

Ariel says:

 

dude dont even start

 

Ariel says:

 

what u have typed since decembed

 

Steve says:

 

im interested to no so cmon

 

Ariel says:

 

december

 

Ariel says:

 

i have

 

Ariel says:

 

and what u havent typed

 

Ariel says:

 

informaation bout ya pc

 

Ariel says:

 

i have

 

Ariel says:

 

i can tell ya your harddrives

 

Ariel says:

 

and there names

 

Steve says:

 

please do

 

Ariel says:

 

aight hold up

 

Ariel says:

 

Hard Drive(s) List:

 

A:\ [ REMOVABLE DISK ]

 

C:\ [ HARDDISK DRIVE (FIXED) ]

 

D:\ [ CD-ROM ]

 

Sound Card(s) Information:

 

 

 

Ariel says:

 

 

 

Display Adapter(s) Information:

 

VIA/S3G UniChrome IGP

 

NetMeeting driver

 

RDPDD Chained DD

 

Ariel says:

 

==============================

 

Windows Serial :

 

===============================

 

Ariel says:

 

Computer Name :

 

User Name :

 

Windows Ver :

 

Windows Language :

 

Windows Path :

 

System Path :

 

Temp Path :

 

ProductId :

 

Workgroup : NO

 

Data : 05/06/2006

 

Time : 16:44:20

 

Pc is open f

 

Steve says:

 

you no wat ur doing is illegal

 

Ariel says:

 

i havnet done anything sir

 

Steve says:

 

u have

 

Ariel says:

 

and what you are trying to do is beyond you

 

Steve says:

 

like wat?

 

Ariel says:

 

resistance is futile now.

 

Steve says:

 

why is it

 

Ariel says:

 

i was going to ask u for the characters before i took them back

 

Ariel says:

 

and created havoc on your other sites

 

Ariel says:

 

but nop. u left me with no other choice for entertainment

 

Steve says:

 

entertainment lol

 

Steve says:

 

tell me wat your entertainment is

 

Ariel says:

 

old runescape passwords

 

Steve says:

 

but u dont no my new [cabbage]

 

Ariel says:

 

dude, u dont understand

 

Steve says:

 

why dont i

 

Ariel says:

 

i have your old recovs

 

Ariel says:

 

your first genuine

 

Ariel says:

 

and your genuine passwords

 

Ariel says:

 

with your old i,.p address

 

Ariel says:

 

your postcode

 

Ariel says:

 

and your new i.p address

 

Ariel says:

 

like i can take it back

 

Ariel says:

 

whenever i want

 

Steve says:

 

i have 1 thing on that account u dont

 

Ariel says:

 

thats what u dont understand

 

Ariel says:

 

pfft i don't think u understrand the seriousness of your situation

 

Ariel says:

 

it reaches far beyond that account

 

Steve says:

 

why does it

 

Ariel says:

 

because i choose it to

 

Ariel says:

 

what u gonna give me in order to cool my nerves of destruction for this evening

 

Ariel says:

 

1 mil

 

Steve says:

 

tell me wat ur intentions

 

Steve says:

 

how did u get this keylogger then

 

Ariel says:

 

1 mil, is my demand for this evening

 

Ariel says:

 

take it or leave it

 

Ariel says:

 

its late so choose quickly

 

Steve says:

 

its early here ive got all time in the world

 

Ariel says:

 

aight, time for my fun to begin

 

Ariel says:

 

talk to ya in bout an hour maybe,

 

Steve says:

 

lol

 

Steve says:

 

tell me wat ur intentions are

 

Steve says:

 

and it might make me buckle

 

Ariel says:

 

what do you mean intentions

 

Steve says:

 

if i dont payup wat u gonna do

 

Ariel says:

 

i merely wanted some runescape stuff.

 

Ariel says:

 

dude, im not a child i will do my worste

 

Steve says:

 

lol you sound very childish

 

Ariel says:

 

and i wont tell you, because u will go and try and stop it from happennign

 

Ariel says:

 

i did do a bit in sychology and counciling

 

Ariel says:

 

so im aware how things are run in situations 24 7

 

Steve says:

 

howcomes if uv been tracking me since december u never took my account b4 my bank pin

 

Ariel says:

 

your choice was made up

 

Steve says:

 

how was it

 

Ariel says:

 

never had the intentions to

 

Steve says:

 

so why now?

 

Ariel says:

 

i have the intention to.

 

Steve says:

 

why dindt u take b4 the bank pin

 

Ariel says:

 

i didnt want anything to do with you

 

Ariel says:

 

but now i do

 

Steve says:

 

and whys that cause u havnt tracked me since december

 

Ariel says:

 

like i said its not just about the character anymore

 

Steve says:

 

its about wat?

 

Steve says:

 

by the way if u intend on getting my account with that info uv got it dont work i treid

 

Steve says:

 

they wanted my cell phone numbers from last year and credit card info

 

Ariel says:

 

lmao, fool

 

Steve says:

 

???

 

Ariel says:

 

how do u think i got it back

 

Ariel says:

 

twice

 

Ariel says:

 

three times

 

Ariel says:

 

pfft your a [developmentally delayed]

 

Ariel says:

 

honestly

 

Steve says:

 

u aint got it back since i got it back tho

 

Ariel says:

 

its just not tickin

 

Ariel says:

 

lol i wanted to talk to you first

 

Ariel says:

 

seems like your just wanting to play games

 

Ariel says:

 

so....

 

Ariel says:

 

lets play shall we ?

 

Steve says:

 

no i wanna no wat u wanna do b4 i decide wat i do

 

Ariel says:

 

naw, u made up ya mind

 

Steve says:

 

i aint

 

Ariel says:

 

now i go n have fun

 

Steve says:

 

all this over a game lol

 

Ariel says:

 

ye

 

Steve says:

 

pathetic

 

Ariel says:

 

like your mum

 

Steve says:

 

lol

 

Ariel says:

 

for letting you scam people

 

Ariel says:

 

n try to

 

Steve says:

 

i scam ppl?

 

Ariel says:

 

dude ive read pretty much every log, if left one or two

 

Steve says:

 

lol fell free 2 do anything

 

Ariel says:

 

i am

 

Steve says:

 

all my stuff on a safe char , all credit cards deleted of paypap ebay etc

 

Steve says:

 

so have fun getting [bleep] all [developmentally delayed]

 

Steve says:

 

and if you happen to think youve got my credit card details feel free to use it cause then ill see you behind bars for fraud

 

Steve says:

 

now whos the dumb [bleep]

 

Steve says:

 

all gone quite now

 

Steve says:

 

anywayz love to talk but gotta go on my laptop to change important passwords

 

Ariel says:

 

i don't think youll be seeing me anywhere but inside your head my friend

[RaDiVaXx]

:shock: .. i didnt understand a [cabbage], just some guy that thinks hes a 1337 hacker rofl.

[TMLMatus]

so what happend after dude?

[marlit]

yah i think that 2 but i took precations just incase

[The_Avatar]

oh that was hilarious.......i guess :roll:

[dilts]

i wouldnt be worried about that person, did anything even happen in the end?

[marlit]

yah he stole my account and got the recovs changed but i dug deep and remembered my old cell phone numbers i used 2 use for members and they gave it back

 

ive emptied my bank account and changed ebay passwords and deleted card details of all my internet shops for safe keeping

[aussy4321]

So was half of his information right? Or just some scam to trick you..

[captianant]

dang, it's amazing that someone could get so far into your life just from getting into your RuneScape account. Funky #-o

[Uldric]

I guess you had to be there.

[koddo]

Heh, I had an...interesting conversation with a scammer yesterday too. It made Runecrafting less boring :P

 

 

 

Ahh...the people who think they can scam a level 3.

 

 

 

Oh, and I have to add.... \ \ \

[Vidi]

Haha, he couldnt hack cabbage :D He's just a noob who wanted 1M because he cant make money :lol:

[marlit]

So was half of his information right? Or just some scam to trick you..

 

all my pc info was correct but any1 can do that

 

but he says hes been logging me since december of last year but my computer was brand new in april so thats how i figured it was most probably a trick

[Zyx]

lol, i diot...

 

 

 

I love when aomeone is trying to scam you, scare you are something like that, and you just piss them off, so fun...

[Lord Diddy]

wow that was long

 

 

 

umm funny haha :-#

[mikehild]

Another example of how some people will go desperate lengths just to satisfy their pixilated needs. :lol:

[kwimbob]

That was really... odd.

[n64jive]

hehe, anyone care to summarize that?

[kwimbob]

hehe, anyone care to summarize that?

 

So... some girl hacks into his IM name and deleted all his friends and added just herself. She said she had all his information and computer passwords ever. And she goes on and on like she has complete control over him and that "resistance is futile". She also says really stupid stuff like that she has all his RS passwords but doesn't want to hack him but that if he doesn't give her one mil that she will hack him... :?:

 

 

 

Then at the end he tells her how he has more control over the situation and gets the ownage end =D>

[chaosgone]

Good job, marlit, for not falling for this wannabe "hacker" scam.

[bobby1167]

Lol, pretty odd....Still funny even though im sick :-&

[smartme]

WOW!! That was incredible!!

 

 

 

Ariel says:

 

never had the intentions to

 

Steve says:

 

so why now?

 

Ariel says:

 

i have the intention to.

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL

 

 

 

O man you just made my Friday...

[00 Quanta]

u should censor the "N" word... its not really appropriated to put that there...

 

 

 

Just put "N" or a dif word... seems almost like u wanted to put that there..

[indy500fan]

was this posted in the general forum and then moved to off topic? i hardly recognize any of the usernames in the whole first page of posts :lol: .

[marlit]

i forgot bout him saying the n word or i wud of moved it

 

wat is even more funny hes 18 years old rofl