TheRealist Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same I need to grow up. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. done 4. done 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. done 12. done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. done 16. done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18.done 19. Not a girl... 20. Hate that stuff... 21. done 22. ? 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Never gonna happen for me 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25.you suck What i have to do, and not do. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 lol @ 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Check 2. Check 3. Check 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. Check 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Check 10. Check 11. Check 12. Check 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. Check - Always fed it real petfood 15. Check - but it doesn't stop me from doing that anyways 16. Check - Never did that to begin with 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. Check - Not female 20. Check - Wine is never "pretty good stuff" 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. Check - I don't drink much anyways 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. Check - but I don't have to forward it to anyone :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. done 2. done 3. Ydone 4. somewhat done 5. never been on a elevator with music. 6. done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. done 10. i guess 11. saddly yes 12. never eat at taco bell.. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. dont have a dog 15. done 16. done 17. nyaar... sometimes. 18. yah.. 19. FO SHO! 20. screw wine. 21. dont eat breakfast. 22. dont drink 23. somewhat, not 90% but maby 50/50 24. Ydont drink booze. 25. *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. Done 4. Done 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. Done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Done - I hate them for this... 12. Done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. Done 15. Done 16. Done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. Not a gal... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. Done 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You... Are a horrible person.. Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: LOL some how the two above statments cancel eachother out. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Nice list. I think somebody has to be 28+ to complete it, though. 8-) Eternal youth FTW. ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do. If the bed is too small there's always the floor.. or the backyard... :-k :wink: :-w O:) Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad4u689 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 That was cute :P the "your friends marry and divorce, not hook up and break up" is too close to home :P Everybody hug and spread the love :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealist Posted July 3, 2006 Author Share Posted July 3, 2006 Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do. If the bed is too small there's always the floor.. or the backyard... :-k :wink: :-w O:) Or a field. :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 19. Menapause dunno if i spelled that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1.done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. done 4. done. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. never :evil: 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. done 12. done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. done 15. done 16. done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. done 19. im not a girl 20. done. cant drink, but ya' know. 21. done 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: LOL some how the two above statments cancel eachother out. quite a few people under 16 have done it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: LOL some how the two above statments cancel eachother out. quite a few people under 16 have done it already. Yes i know this, and this is why im partly depressed all the time.... Hopefuly not too much info there... Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 its nothing that cant wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Let's try and stay away from topics such as where to have sex and how young people have sex. It's deemed inappropriate by our rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose_2_Pure Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1.Don't have plants, not my house. 2. Agreed 3. Not my fridge. But the person I live with, my 19 year old cousin, his fridge is exactly that way. 4. Work..=\ Get up at five. 5. Rarely in a elevator. 6. Lol no. 7. Nope 8. Done. 9. Eh...I don't have enough clothes to dress up. 10. Nop 11. Yup 12. Not a clue. 13. Don't own a car. 14. No pets. 15. Couch = My bed...I know it owns, right? 16. Nope 17. I don't go on dates..=\. 18. I wouldn't have eaten them. 19. Wrong sex...:oops: 20. Agreed 21. Nope 22. Never going to happen. 23. You can count on me not being on the computer for real work ever. 24. Not legally aloud in bars..lol 25. Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 there are about 3 that dont work for me......:shock: and all my past friends are like that, i guess i have to make new ones. im feeling old now :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. Done 4. Done 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. Done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Done - I hate them for this... 12. Done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. Done 15. Done 16. Done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. Not a gal... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. Done 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You... Are a horrible person.. Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Currently Listening To ~ Hotel California / The Eagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. XX Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3.XX You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. XX 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9.XX Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12.( Were I live it's open 24/7) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. XX You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. XX You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. XX Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. (not a gal) If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. XX A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealist Posted July 3, 2006 Author Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. Done 4. Done 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. Done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Done - I hate them for this... 12. Done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. Done 15. Done 16. Done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. Not a gal... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. Done 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You... Are a horrible person.. Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post. Man that is just ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 1. Done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. Done 4. Done 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. Done 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Done 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Done - I hate them for this... 12. Done 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. Done 15. Done 16. Done 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. Not a gal... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. Done 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You... Are a horrible person.. Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet... Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink: please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post. I'm actually 15 (16 in a few months) and yes I live in the US. I didn't know that nobody lost their virginity here until 18... I know quite a few people who have and we get nice long talks about teenage sex and such at school... Plus why not save it for that special someone? Not just any old tramp... Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post. Whoa, that's hardcore. You want a cookie? I don't need a list to say if I'm grown up or not. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucasesco Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 1. Done 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. lol always 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. always 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. soz this one is so stupid no1 does this dude 25. you suck I need to grow up. :( I SURVIVED THE 111 BUG If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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