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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

 

 

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

 

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

 

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

 

 

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same

 

 

 

I need to grow up. :(

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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. done

 

 

 

4. done

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. done

 

 

 

12. done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

 

 

15. done

 

 

 

16. done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18.done

 

 

 

19. Not a girl...

 

 

 

20. Hate that stuff...

 

 

 

21. done

 

 

 

22. ?

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Never gonna happen for me

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25.you suck

 

What i have to do, and not do.

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1. Check

 

2. Check

 

3. Check

 

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

6. Check

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

9. Check

 

10. Check

 

11. Check

 

12. Check

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

14. Check - Always fed it real petfood

 

15. Check - but it doesn't stop me from doing that anyways

 

16. Check - Never did that to begin with

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

19. Check - Not female

 

20. Check - Wine is never "pretty good stuff"

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

22. Check - I don't drink much anyways

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

25. Check - but I don't have to forward it to anyone :P

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1. done

 

 

 

2. done

 

 

 

3. Ydone

 

 

 

4. somewhat done

 

 

 

5. never been on a elevator with music.

 

 

 

6. done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. done

 

 

 

10. i guess

 

 

 

11. saddly yes

 

 

 

12. never eat at taco bell..

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. dont have a dog

 

 

 

15. done

 

 

 

16. done

 

 

 

17. nyaar... sometimes.

 

 

 

18. yah..

 

 

 

19. FO SHO!

 

 

 

20. screw wine.

 

 

 

21. dont eat breakfast.

 

 

 

22. dont drink

 

 

 

23. somewhat, not 90% but maby 50/50

 

 

 

24. Ydont drink booze.

 

 

 

25. *yawn*

 

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1. Done

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. Done

 

 

 

4. Done

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. Done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Done - I hate them for this...

 

 

 

12. Done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. Done

 

 

 

15. Done

 

 

 

16. Done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. Not a gal...

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. Done

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You... Are a horrible person..

 

 

 

 

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

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Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do.

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Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

For me it is more a case of 'sex anywhere is never out of the question'. double beds are just, meah. Too small for... what we do.

 

 

 

If the bed is too small there's always the floor.. or the backyard... :-k :wink: :-w O:)

 

Or a field.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-w

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1.done

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. done

 

 

 

4. done.

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. never :evil:

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. done

 

 

 

12. done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. done

 

 

 

15. done

 

 

 

16. done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. done

 

 

 

19. im not a girl

 

 

 

20. done. cant drink, but ya' know.

 

 

 

21. done

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

LOL some how the two above statments cancel eachother out.

 

 

 

quite a few people under 16 have done it already.

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Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

LOL some how the two above statments cancel eachother out.

 

 

 

quite a few people under 16 have done it already.

 

 

 

Yes i know this, and this is why im partly depressed all the time....

 

 

 

Hopefuly not too much info there...

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Let's try and stay away from topics such as where to have sex and how young people have sex. It's deemed inappropriate by our rules.

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1.Don't have plants, not my house.

 

 

 

2. Agreed

 

 

 

3. Not my fridge. But the person I live with, my 19 year old cousin, his fridge is exactly that way.

 

 

 

4. Work..=\ Get up at five.

 

 

 

5. Rarely in a elevator.

 

 

 

6. Lol no.

 

 

 

7. Nope

 

 

 

8. Done.

 

 

 

9. Eh...I don't have enough clothes to dress up.

 

 

 

10. Nop

 

 

 

11. Yup

 

 

 

12. Not a clue.

 

 

 

13. Don't own a car.

 

 

 

14. No pets.

 

 

 

15. Couch = My bed...I know it owns, right?

 

 

 

16. Nope

 

 

 

17. I don't go on dates..=\.

 

 

 

18. I wouldn't have eaten them.

 

 

 

19. Wrong sex...:oops:

 

 

 

20. Agreed

 

 

 

21. Nope

 

 

 

22. Never going to happen.

 

 

 

23. You can count on me not being on the computer for real work ever.

 

 

 

24. Not legally aloud in bars..lol

 

 

 

25. Nope

 

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1. Done

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. Done

 

 

 

4. Done

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. Done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Done - I hate them for this...

 

 

 

12. Done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. Done

 

 

 

15. Done

 

 

 

16. Done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. Not a gal...

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. Done

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You... Are a horrible person..

 

 

 

 

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post.

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1. XX Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3.XX You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

 

 

4. XX 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9.XX Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

 

 

12.( Were I live it's open 24/7) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. XX You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

 

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

 

 

16. XX You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. XX Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. (not a gal) If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

 

 

20. XX A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can'tfind one to save your sorry old butt.........then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same

 

 

 

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1. Done

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. Done

 

 

 

4. Done

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. Done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Done - I hate them for this...

 

 

 

12. Done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. Done

 

 

 

15. Done

 

 

 

16. Done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. Not a gal...

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. Done

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You... Are a horrible person..

 

 

 

 

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post.

 

Man that is just ignorant.

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1. Done

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. Done

 

 

 

4. Done

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. Done

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Done

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. Done - I hate them for this...

 

 

 

12. Done

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. Done

 

 

 

15. Done

 

 

 

16. Done

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. Not a gal...

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. Done

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

 

25. You... Are a horrible person..

 

 

 

 

Damn.. I'm not even 16 yet...

 

 

 

Btw number 2 is never out of the question :wink:

 

 

 

please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post.

 

 

 

I'm actually 15 (16 in a few months) and yes I live in the US. I didn't know that nobody lost their virginity here until 18... I know quite a few people who have and we get nice long talks about teenage sex and such at school... Plus why not save it for that special someone? Not just any old tramp...

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please say your like 13 or live in stupid lame american where nobody loses their virginity untill like 18, im from uk and i lost it when i was 14?! EDIT~lame i saw insanes post.

 

 

 

Whoa, that's hardcore. You want a cookie?

 

 

 

I don't need a list to say if I'm grown up or not.

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1. Done

 

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

 

 

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

 

 

 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

 

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

 

 

 

10. You're the one calli ng the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

 

11. lol always

 

 

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

 

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

 

 

 

14. always

 

 

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

 

 

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

 

 

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

 

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.

 

 

 

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

 

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

 

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

 

24. soz this one is so stupid no1 does this dude

 

 

 

25. you suck

 

 

 

I need to grow up. :(

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