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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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no, it is the sun :P

 

 

 

why is an apple not an orange? Please answer the question thoroughly using a 5-paragraph essay with a clear, relevant thesis and three body paragraphs that effectively support the thesis. Your conclusion should restate the thesis and effectively summarize the essay.

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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Because it is just not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And btw, why did I skip out of the 5 paragraph essay?

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because it was not necessary (note use of the word "please")

 

 

 

how is it that you manage to handle every one of the questions i intend to be evil?

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Take your pick:

 

1.) I'm pure good...

 

2.) I'm pure evil...

 

3.) I'm pure balance...

 

4.) I'm pure chaotic insanity...

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why did I just pick that RuneScape-styled answer?!?!?

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How come Jagex never fully tested their coding when they made player-owned houses?

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Because it is just not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And btw, why did I skip out of the 5 paragraph essay?

 

 

 

Because it is a well-known fact that most people on the Internet (especially non-scripting communities) like to be lazy and skip paragraphs and even articles (i.e. the, a) Or, they could sound stupid by saying "How u do dat?"

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

How come Jagex never fully tested their coding when they made player-owned houses?

 

 

 

They were pressed into an early release (or in-bloody-credibally late) despite it not being ready, by a busy schedule.

 

 

 

How u do dat

 

 

 

I didn't?

 

 

 

Did you?

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I most certainly did not

 

 

 

Pourquoi est-ce que je n'ai pas ̮̩̉̉crit cette question en anglais?

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

parce que tu est malade a ta tete

 

 

 

where is the cow?

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

In many places... :)

 

 

 

Why did someone skip the last question I asked?

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technically, they arent alive...just "undead" :P

 

 

 

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

 

 

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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Ok, this is where it gets challanging, somebody has to ask a stupid question, nd everyone else has to put up with answering it CORRECTLY!

 

 

 

youre answers must be correct! if you know that there is no anwer, or nobody here will know it, then state so, and move on.

 

 

 

Ill start you off:

 

why is the sky blue?

 

 

 

because the top layer of the atmosphere traps the blue and green light but our eyes are more sensitive to blue so we only see blue

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In many places... :)

 

 

 

Why did someone skip the last question I asked?

 

 

 

because he might have just didnt see your post

 

 

 

cheese?

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Post wiped by author because somebody beat him to the punch...

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'Poop' smells bad so that we are put off eating it. The body devised this defense as eating 'poop' will damage the body.

 

 

 

Why do monkeys go "Ooh Ooh Waaaahla!"

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

That translates as 'Awoo! Need banana and someone to scratch my buum!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So they would say it quite a lot.

 

 

 

Why is this smiley (:3>) red when all the others are yellow? (and green. Poor smilies.)

it imitates blushing

 

 

 

Combien de temps est-ce que j'̮̩̉̉crirerai mes questions en fran̮̤̉̉ais?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

it imitates blushing

 

 

 

Combien de temps est-ce que j'̮̩̉̉crirerai mes questions en fran̮̤̉̉ais?

 

 

 

Oui?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What did the cat say after making sweet love to your grandma?

~~ApplePieMan

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my grandmother is dead :?

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my grandmother is dead :?

 

 

 

Another person who didn't ask a question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people keep doing that whole "not asking questions" thing???

 

:-k

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because they have short term memory loss

 

 

 

why didn't i succumb to temptation and repeat Why do people keep doing that whole "not asking questions" thing???, to make a comment of myself having short term memory loss

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

because you're better than that.

 

sup homies?

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all the layers of the atmosphere

 

 

 

2. Ben and Tim are good friends. They often challenge each other to mental and physical challenges.

 

One day, Ben challenges Tim to a task. Tim can start it, he can try all his life, but he can never fully achieve it. Most full grown men can do it.

 

What was this challenge, and why could Tim never fully achieve it?

 

 

 

Clue1: nothing to do with reproduction, boys! *cough*

 

Clue2. He could not do it because of a phsyical unusualality.

 

Clue3: It is a normal thing most people enjoy doing.

 

Clue4. GETTING SICK OF PEOPLE SUGGESTING ...YOU KNOW WHAT. FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S NOT!!!!!!

 

Clue5. This is something you can do artificially, or naturally. It is not reproduction.

 

:D

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

How come people say they're hacked when they have no clue what being hacked means?

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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