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what happens when you've spent too much time on runescape? You start talking in leetspeak.

 

 

 

Mother:_____clean your room!

 

 

 

player1:0h N0es!!2@!@!

 

 

 

Mother: You better get started

 

 

 

player1: NEvA N33b!!

 

 

 

mother: what did you call me?

 

 

 

player1:You Is Da N0ob!!

 

 

 

mother:YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW,or else you are grounded!

 

 

 

player1:0rLy??

 

 

 

mother: YES, really!

 

 

 

player1:YOU ******

 

 

 

MOther: How dare you!

 

 

 

player1:oh noes!!!!!

 

 

 

mother: your grounded!

 

 

 

player1:wth!

 

 

 

player1:KTHXBAI!

 

 

 

..and you wonder why some kids are failing their vocabulary tests.

 

 

 

(w000t Saddam Has Just been Killed!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why can't you get food poisoning?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If my character took a dump how long would it be?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

featuring a new coulinary break through in RS history!

 

 

 

THe LUmmy chef is entroducing a green leafy concoction which he calls "Spinich".ANd in other news Thousands of RS children have been Diagnosed with E.Coli.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..you would figure with all the "magic spots" in the RS world that certain momsters would learn to prepare for them. HEres a solution! If you have a weapon, throw it at the player! IF you breathe fire...sneeze :-X on the player! if your just boring and can't do anything, then just throw a rock at them. Cmon guys..use your heads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Know what I hate? After you have been killed,lets say wildy, at the bottom of you chat box it says,"oh dear you are dead"...duh -.- As if they need to add insult to injury.

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I got some,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I first saw magic, I was all like "Woot! I'm gonna be Criss Angel and get 999999999 magic!!!!" My dreams were soon crushed.... :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you're wearing full Guthans (who is fat) with a great axe and an inventory of sharks. You start running right? Why don't you lose sharks because of your over fatness....less body? :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can imagine what it would be like if guns and toilets were intoduced:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guns:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

N: Liek z0mg!!!!!111shift! +h1s 15 4 bank robberyy!!!!111shift1111shift+1!!!

 

 

 

Me: [sarcasm] Like OMG don't kill me! I certainly don't have 4000 swordies![/sarcasm]

 

 

 

N: 0k, cya!

 

 

 

N runs away with 19035485842952347 phats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Toilets:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drop Party:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P1: Liek OMG I gotta pee!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

 

 

Host: Dropping 9999999 phats!

 

 

 

P1: Can't....Hold.....In

 

 

 

P1 Explodes in a watery yellow mass.

 

 

 

I get 7000 blue phats! Yay me! :XD:

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wow i wonder if i'll get banned or something for bumping this topic when it's last post was on Jan. 13th and today is May 10th. lol. I hope not, but Templar is pretty funny. lol

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Bit OT but is "the last templar" a reference to the masons? as "allegedly" the knights templars were absorded by them in the 12th century

 

And you siggy is literally translated into new secular order.

 

 

 

(you could just laugh this off if you like and no I dont read dan brown hes a ****)

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I don't read Dan Brown either I just thought it was a cool sur-name.

 

 

 

 

 

Wow..it sure has been a while since I last Played RS...

 

 

 

So, this thread may be a year old but still..if there are any supporters..post here..and I'll see if I can scratch anything out of my barrel of crap.

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eek! no free pixels! what a rip-off! j/k. that was great, it gave me a good laugh. i remember reading something of yours like that before though...

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Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :)

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Notice how some high lvl's are jerks?i think that jagex should implement so npc "nanny" that when we tell her of a problem with a high lvl she teleports him to her lap and spanks the bad outta him... :-k ..this might not have the effect i was shooting for..

 

I'd siggy that if I had enough space...

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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