Kashi Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 You're at 7hp ... In full Dragon, skulled ... Super poisoned ... You try to teleport to your house, when suddenly BAM! tele-matrix random event. You know you have to hurry, because all it will take is 2 hits from the poison to KO you, with absolutely NO chance of your items being recovered. The poison hits once! 1hp left. If you operate the wrong appendage, the 1 damage it inflicts will finish you off, but if you don't act quickly the poison will finish you anyway. Suddenly, your contacts FALL OUT! BOTH AT ONCE!! What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! :-k Make a spam topic on tipit? :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username012 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Well, I don't wear contacts, and I click the correct appendage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Id run around in circles and scream! 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smapla Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 You click the apendage... nothing else to do really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbond2 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 click my appendage... the awesome buddy made by.... http://img432.ima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sword_kill11 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Log out maybe (after clicking the right lever)? What I do when im poisoned at 1-5 hp is just log in and out. I was at ecto with 4hp poisoned a little while ago, logged out, logged back in, filled my ecto, logged back out, logged in, took ring of dueling off, logged out, logged in, used to castle wars, logged out, logged in ran to bank, logged out, logged in banked and ate a tuna as fast as I could lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Eh almost happened to me with Guthan. Not skulled of course. I come back from a D King trip tele to house with 30hp, poisoned. Wait to die. Then bam! ROL teles me to fally. Managed to make it to bank in time though. Having to enter pin too. That was close. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSoultar Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Use redemption prayer? 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Joensuu Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Gah, that will never happen to me 8-) 8-) And i'm very glad for that :shock: EDIT: Oh, and soultar, that's genius :o but of course i would never come to think of that :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Use retribution prayer? 8-) do you mean redemption? (thats the one that heals you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSoultar Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Use retribution prayer? 8-) do you mean redemption? (thats the one that heals you) Yes, fixed. Thanks for pointing that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdguy0101 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Eh almost happened to me with Guthan. Not skulled of course. I come back from a D King trip tele to house with 30hp, poisoned. Wait to die. Then bam! ROL teles me to fally. Managed to make it to bank in time though. Having to enter pin too. That was close. or, ROL teles to fally, you die, walk over 2 squares and get your stuff. (Quit: tallest please come to the death altar, give me 1,337,000,000 gp, a golden tinderbox, and a spade, also steal one of zidanes phats and give it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 If this would happen to me, I would think "How could I be so stupid to bring full dragons in the wilderness?" It costs millions, so it wouldn't happen to me. There is no chance I won't die. I would die for sure. Because my HP will be 0 before the servant would finish the meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Log out. Take a deep breath. Walk away from the PC. Enter real life. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwimbob Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 You suffer the punishment received for taking such valuable armor into the wilderness (instead of even just torag, even that would have been a much better idea) and take a small amount of delight in the fact that a PKer didn't get your items :P. Oh, another option instead of the retribution prayer is to drop all items except for the chain then protect the item giving you an extremely small loss in comparison to what it could have been. And my personal option would be to not miss the lever because they're pretty easy to figure out and my non-existant contacts don't pop out :) Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riptide Mage Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Log out, call your friend, get him to start teleporting like mad until he gets the random, he calls you back when hes in the matrix, you log in, you die, he gets your stuff, he gives it back to you and you repay him for the laws You make it sound like running through a few level 87 monsters is hard which it really shouldn't be at your level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Log out, call your friend, get him to start teleporting like mad until he gets the random, he calls you back when hes in the matrix, you log in, you die, he gets your stuff, he gives it back to you and you repay him for the laws How can you call your friend without be in RuneScape? I hope I may ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Log out, call your friend, get him to start teleporting like mad until he gets the random, he calls you back when hes in the matrix, you log in, you die, he gets your stuff, he gives it back to you and you repay him for the laws How can you call your friend without be in RuneScape? I hope I may ask. if you have an rl friend who plays rs call him/her on the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Use redemption prayer? 8-) Yeeeah. That's probably the best solution. By the way, this isn't as hypothetical as you think. I -do- wear contacts, and this -did- just happen to me. Mind you, it wasn't dragon, it was dharok's, and the only reason I was skulled is because I accidentally attacked someone at green dragons. But now I know what to do. First thing I'll do when I log back in is click redemption. :) By the way, Bloodveld, you're a [bleep]ing [wagon]. My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoopster211 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Ooooo, what happens if you have no prayer left? Log in and out giving atleast 20 minutes for the skull to go away :-k [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimper Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I'd drop the dragon legs, put protect items on so i could keep chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyehawk78 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I'd msg my friends and ask if they could pick up my stuff. Thats assuming I didnt die in the teleportation matrix. I'd also know that jagex didnt in fact hate me... lol By the way, Bloodveld, you're a * *. Amen to that. Website Updates & Corrections | Website Discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow93 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 drop everything in a place where no one goes, wait to die, then teleport back there and pick up your stoff \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorator Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Drink the antipoison I took when I went into the wildy with full dragon. There's no way I'd do that in the first place, and if I did, I'd bring plenty of food, pray pots, and antipoisons. Obtained quest cape and base 92 before obtaining any 99s! Currently finishing out my 99s with the (long-distant) goal of comp cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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