xvillexvalox Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Have you ever seen the whitehouse's website? http://www.whitehouse.org Quite interesting. I found the draft registration quite funny (Left column, bottom.) (This site is a parody on the US government) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XplsvBam Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 wow, i just heard about this website last night... what a small world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 That's a lot of free time. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezcake Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Hahahaha. "I support whatever FOX NEWS tells me to". That made me laugh. :lol: ==================================Retired tip.it moderator.Teaching and inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusqi Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Voting is for RICH people! :D:D:D For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns.The time when the living and the dead exist as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostRanger Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Haha. That was entertaining... :P Anyone know if they change it for every president, or whether or not it was even around before 2000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 Haha. That was entertaining... :P Anyone know if they change it for every president, or whether or not it was even around before 2000? I don't think so, the first and earliest article in the newsroom is this: 01.20.2001: Transcript of President's Inaugural Address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I thought this would be a link to the "adult" White House website which i got caught out by once hehehe Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-von Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 #-o not everybody wants to hear the bubblegum pop garbage.im gonna burn in hell and drink all of satans beer.trashmetal/deathmetal/hardrock/folkmetal die hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Too bad they made it somewhat of a joke site, the way the Neocon Crime Syndicate is turning the United States into a fascist state isn't a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stan18 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I thought this would be a link to the "adult" White House website which i got caught out by once hehehe LOL same oh, good ol' elementary school days :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 I thought this would be a link to the "adult" White House website which i got caught out by once hehehe LOL same oh, good ol' elementary school days :lol: :shock: This is kinda a bump since the topic was falling off of page 1. (Don't flame me, It's been 3 days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booduz69 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Type in "Failure" on Google. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magictv Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Type in "Failure" on Google. :P Lol hehehehehehehehe good ol' Gerogie boy. ;) [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Type in "Failure" on Google. :P Google bombing for the win :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Nah google has the right idea. Oh and whitehouse god I got in trouble for that....good thing it wasn't my fault. The mock website you found was really funny :D You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue107 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 i remember when that website was a porn site 485th person to ever play RuneScapeBlue107- perm banned 10/12/2007. $300 USD reward if you can get me in contact with someone who will take 5 seconds to look at evidence and get my original character unbanned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenslime89 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 : I explored some other links on the site and found this: Dear Pastor, My momma tells me I had better behave myself, on account of Jesus is always watching. She says He sees EVERYTHING that I am doing. Does that mean that Jesus is even staring at me every time I pull down my pants to go poopy? Yours in Christ, - Sue Ellen Dear Sue Ellen, Yes child, your mother is right; Jesus does see all. But unlike a Peeping Tom who is only able to catch a glimpse of you on the toilet through the window, the good Lord Jesus is all over your business, sniffing out every nook and cranny of your vile, sinful little body. Praise His holy name! You see, Jesus knows that toilet time is also a dangerous time for young ladies like yourself ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ filled with horrid temptations of the flesh. After all, this ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ along with shower time ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ is one of the only occasions when True ChristiansÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ have a legitimate reason to be briefly touching their filthy sex parts. This is why Jesus carefully monitors every second spent in the bathroom, to ensure that you make haste, and no fingers go lingering around and get lost in the dirty, stinky parts of your body. So yes, Jesus is watching you, sweetheart, but donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t worry; thereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s nothing in your panties that He hasnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t seen before. Indeed, it was Jesus and His daddy who intelliguntly desined every contour and crevice of your little hoochie and poop chute, which He carefully sculpted in celestial wax before miniaturizing and beaming you inside the incubation chamber you might know better as ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åmommy.ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà Photos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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