The bomb always gets defused in the last second.

 

 

 

In a horror flick, the black guy dies first.

 

 

 

You never run out of bullets.

 

 

 

A pet can talk and always figures how to get back to his master's home.

 

 

 

Cars always explode when they roll over.

 

 

 

In a game, the best team to beat (antagonist) is usually the one with the worst attitude and always picks fights. And in the end, the protagonist always have a last-second shot that breaks a tie. The antagonist's jersey is always black as well.

 

 

 

One punch and the guards fall asleep from that knock out.

 

 

 

Cars never run out of gas in car chases. And the car pursuing ends up exploding as well.

 

 

 

Protagonists have the best accuracy and can dodge every bullet from M16 assault rifles.

 

 

 

All you need is a pair of glasses for the best way to mask yourselves from people you know. Even the girl you do it with every night won't recognize you behind those glasses.

 

 

 

The antagonist always explains the plot and gives a chance for the protagonist to escape and foil his plans. They protagonist nevers gets shot in the head with a gun even if he's tied up.

 

 

 

When a huge boulder is rolling after a person, the person being chased never tries to get out of the way. S/He always goes straight up the path.

 

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That's all I got. Anyone else got things they learned from movies? :)

In many horror movies, the killer can be stabbed, shot, punched, kicked, set on fire, hit by a car, and impaled and still live to kill some more...

The horse, poney, camel everyone is riding is never shot.

 

Blasterfast Internet.

 

In a horror flick, the black guy dies first.

 

 

 

 

if you consider Saw 2 a horror flick, the black dude dies like third or something.

in corny action/horror flicks, 2 people always live- everyone else dies

In a slasher movie, the people who are doing it are always killed during the act.

The driver of a car always moves the steering wheel left and right.. even though he's going straight

The driver of a car always moves the steering wheel left and right.. even though he's going straight

 

 

 

Lol, yeah, and somehow, there's ALWAYS a construction site along the way.

When they're hacking a computer or something they always type super fast because they must hurry, but in the end they use the mouse button to confirm everything.

When they're hacking a computer or something they always type super fast because they must hurry, but in the end they use the mouse button to confirm everything.

And you can use your home personal laptop to hack into and take down an entire alien computer network (ID4)

In a car chase, no civilians are ever injured.

 

In every bomb film, when they run past the fruit stand etc, you always see the people roll away from the wreckage. Villians on the hand, go splat!

In many horror movies, the killer can be stabbed, shot, punched, kicked, set on fire, hit by a car, and impaled and still live to kill some more...

 

 

 

You've seen Broken Lizard's Club Dread, haven't you :P

 

 

 

Torn in half with a rope and still manages to chase after a motorboat :roll:

 

 

 

In most non-horror movies theres a happy ending

When they're hacking a computer or something they always type super fast because they must hurry, but in the end they use the mouse button to confirm everything.

And you can use your home personal laptop to hack into and take down an entire alien computer network (ID4)

 

And the geek always does those things without any software and really quickly.

henchmen are KO'd and or killed out by a single hit from anything.

in a car chase, you are guaranteed to see the following:

 

a sharop corner

 

a market

 

busy traffic(but a large pavement on that road)

 

a blind man

 

a bridge that is broken/destroyed/being raised

 

a helicopter

 

In a horror flick, the black guy dies first.

 

 

 

 

if you consider Saw 2 a horror flick, the black dude dies like third or something.

In the cave, which was a terrible movie, I believe the black guy might have actually lived :|. Or atleast stayed alive for a while.

Lol, it's not supposed to be serious guys.

 

 

 

When your car stops working all of a sudden, do NOT go to a mansion that looks abandoned in the middle of nowhere. But if you do because the jock in the group taunts you, the rule of thumb is to split up, but go with the pair that looks the best. They tend to live in the end.

Lol, it's not supposed to be serious guys.

 

 

 

When your car stops working all of a sudden, do NOT go to a mansion that looks abandoned in the middle of nowhere. But if you do because the jock in the group taunts you, the rule of thumb is to split up, but go with the pair that looks the best. They tend to live in the end.

 

 

 

Yeah, if you ever have to go into a spooky house because your car breaks down, ALWAYS go with the group that doesn't contain the Jock and the Cheerleader... They always die first...

Horses never get hurt in battles.

 

 

 

Simple analogies are key to problem solving in complex engineering problems. (ID4 - getting sick, Armagedon - firecracker in hand)

 

 

 

The precinct gets in trouble from the mayor everytime the cop messes up.

 

 

 

C'mon, space is just weird without sound.

Horses never get hurt in battles.

 

 

 

 

BS, braveheart any1? :roll:

If you ever have to defuse a bomb, just cut the stupid wire, everything will work out right in the end...

 

 

 

When your outnubmered in a battle, just attack them one by one... The others will always wait for their turn instead of ganging up on you...

 

 

 

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

 

 

 

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

 

 

 

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

 

 

 

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

 

 

 

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

 

 

 

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I got these from other sites but thought they were pretty funny....

If the main character dies everyone has be crying when the camera pans over them, except the villain who is laughing but will also die shortly due to a freak accident.

Horses never get hurt in battles.

 

The horse, poney, camel everyone is riding is never shot.

 

Blasterfast Internet.

 

 

 

Tsk tsk... :shame:

Somehow, when the hero is recharging or gaining strength, the villain never bothers to attack. He waits for the hero to be done by looking shocked.

Somehow, when the hero is recharging or gaining strength, the villain never bothers to attack. He waits for the hero to be done by looking shocked.

 

 

 

They are enjoying their partial victory, and no hero would be heroic enough to win a psycologically powerful bad guy.