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Be thankful your achilles didn't snap. You can hear it go like a gunshot.

 

Worst. Pain. Ever.

 

 

 

That happened to my dad when he was playing squash. Definately looked painful.

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I think I've actually been injured worse playing soccer than american football :shock:

 

 

 

Not surprising. All these american footballers say that soccer is a wussie sport because it's not full contact ( :roll: ). What they forget is that soccer players aren't wearing twenty pounds of pads to keep them safe. Soccer can be a ton more dangerous. Gotta love it 8-)

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Soccer is for ghey people.....that fart in their own noses, then they like to smell each others doo doo , then ....THEY HAVE GHAY SEX

 

 

 

Very respectable comment. =D> :roll:

 

 

 

no doubt... this is supposed to be a thread about sports injuries not your opinions on sports. thesigmaker, just so you know, soccer is the most played AND watched sport in the entire world. so your pretty much saying that most people in the world are... whatever you said. <.<

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I think I've actually been injured worse playing soccer than american football :shock:

 

 

 

Not surprising. All these american footballers say that soccer is a wussie sport because it's not full contact ( :roll: ). What they forget is that soccer players aren't wearing twenty pounds of pads to keep them safe. Soccer can be a ton more dangerous. Gotta love it 8-)

 

 

 

scruffy, i now love you plutonically lol :3>

 

 

 

and bubsa i forgot to mention that i have sever's disease. The growth plate in my foot and my achiles grow at different rates so i can injure them 3 times as easily as anyone else... so i am really lucky i didn't tear them. and yes, this is not the first time, not even the second or third time that i've pulled them during a soccer match

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Sounds painful :uhh:

 

 

 

I never got injured too bad in soccer, once I got hit in the face with a soccer ball :-# This guy was the biggest guy on the other team, hardest kick too. Open goal, a couple meters up from the PK box, me in between, you know what happens :(

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I never really got injuries from football, only during the last period of my nine year long career in this top sport I had some trouble with my, I don't know how you call it so I'll just call it: the piecebetweenyourweenieandtheupperpartofyourleg. Those stinging pains while running all the time.

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I never really got injuries from football, only during the last period of my nine year long career in this top sport I had some trouble with my, I don't know how you call it so I'll just call it: the piecebetweenyourweenieandtheupperpartofyourleg. Those stinging pains while running all the time.

 

 

 

thats called your groin.

 

 

 

speaking of which thats another injury i've gotten from soccer. except i tore it and i was out for about 6 months cuz id keep running on it when it wasn't fully healed and id tear it again.

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Yea, the groin! oh man, I love how I can always express myself with hands and feet and still everybody knows what I'm talking about.

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I got ran over in a basketball game and I stuck my right arm out to break my fall and I ended up breaking the arm instead. But I took one for the team and I am proud of that!!

 

I also get scratched and a twisted ankle a lot. <.<

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hmmm lol i had somnthing called Achillies Tendanities, and had to take pills for it i got very bad pain in it for no reason, missed my fiurst 2 baseball games of that season, and later i find out the pills i took gavee people heart attacks and were taking off shelfs lol, and another one was this kid always walked home from school with me i didnt like him and he started pissin me off one day, i told him u do another thing like that (kicking the back of my feet ill hit ya) so he does and called me a BLEEP BLEEP so i punched him in the head broke my hand, missed my first week of that baseball season to lol

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sweep ur foot across his legs. do it just above the foot and do it right, coz he'll go in the air b4 he falls.

 

Forget that, just Zidane his wagon!

 

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actually, try it, it hurts and looks funny (i.e they look stupid coz it looks like they tried and failed to dive)

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please share any recent injuries that you have gotten from sports, activities etc.

 

 

 

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happened to me a few days ago, today is my first day walking on it again.

 

It didn't hurt to much, just means that I can't skate for a month :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

oh and i know i need to cut my toenails :wall:

 

 

 

:( How did you do that?

 

 

 

skating maybe? (eww @ ur toe nails)

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One time I tore a ligament in my knee playing football, it was painfull as hell. To be fair it was caused by me flying into a crunching tackle #-o .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I feel bad reading this thread because when I used to play football I was always the inflictor of injuries ( apart from that one time ).

 

I broke a mates arm once, he took the ball past me andtried to jump over my trailing leg (I was still upright). He just didn't jump high enough and dropped. It was horrible his whole weight came down on the arm he put out to break the fall, it was made worse as it landed on these sort of semi-circular kerbs, which meant instead of one clean break of the bone, he got 2 breaks and the bone bent #-o .

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I had an injury on the thing between my legs once (no it's not the thing that classifies my gender, but on the inner side of your legs, I don't know the English word) that made me unable to walk properly. A few months later it got heeled.. but, I couldn't walk normally! Normally you place the back of your foot on the ground first, but I touched the ground with my toes before letting the back touch the ground. My dad had to learn me how to walk again. That was pretty weird.

 

 

 

And I got occasional injuries on knees, feet and stuff... Got my ankle all big a few times.. part of the game.

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I had an injury on the thing between my legs once (no it's not the thing that classifies my gender, but on the inner side of your legs, I don't know the English word) that made me unable to walk properly. A few months later it got heeled.. but, I couldn't walk normally! Normally you place the back of your foot on the ground first, but I touched the ground with my toes before letting the back touch the ground. My dad had to learn me how to walk again. That was pretty weird.

 

 

 

And I got occasional injuries on knees, feet and stuff... Got my ankle all big a few times.. part of the game.

 

 

 

lol first of all your dad had to TEACH you how to walk again... and the inner part of your leg near your crotch is your groin :thumbsup:

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worst things that have happened to me arnt that bad compared to you lot

 

 

 

my mate had his dad bb gun and acidently shot me in the eyelid round the toilet door, so lucky not to have got seriously hurt

 

 

 

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while palying rugby for PE ( rugby rules btw) boy comes at me from behind grabs me on the mouth ended with cut lip and slighty wobaly tooth

 

 

 

thats about the worst

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