i come back as zombie with an undead army and kill all yur seals. i use my spidey senses to find the GP

You found the gp.on the way back some noob was playing with insecticide.

 

You died and dropped the coin.Noob said:"one coin l0l"and throws it....

 

Years passed and the spot where the coin was is now mining site.

 

While mining some coal i found one strange gp and decided to keep it.

 

God knows what will happen (or next poster lol)

I buy 1k coal on the grand exchange that you just sold, and find out that the gp is still in the coal!

I punt you into a furnace with the coal and make a mithril bar that has the gp of Doom in it. I then make it into a GP OF DOOM PLATE ARMOR! with extra doom. I then go to the wildy and find out where the gp originally came from and put it back in the form of the armor.

i pick up the armor and walk away with it...

Zamorak lures a revenant at you, grieviously mutilated your arm while trying to put the gp back in it's place, it then puts the gp in a wall in the greater demon ruins, where I pick up.

i ride wizjany's monorail cat to the wild and throw rotten tomatoes at him til hes unconcious and take the armor and wear it

I throw the death note at you....as you die, I walk up and take the gp...

Then I use my great knowledge of kicking humans where it hurts and, as you whine, I take the GP :D Cruel as it may sound, it's for 1 GP!!!

I shove my sig in your face...hoping that at that moment it says something that fits for the situation, and the takes the gp

Too bad that it doesn't work because it seems that the part of your sig that has the facts is currently missing from your sig.

 

 

 

Well, anyway, if it would have worked, I would have just suffocated you with a Barnes and Noble bag that I have in my room.

Do the 'Zombie Dance' emote until you commit suicide.

 

 

 

MY GP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA

a local zombie finds your zombie dance attractive and kills you so he can marry you :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

i take the geepee

I call forth an army of zombie kittens that roll undead string around until they find you and eat your toes. I take the gp of doom and slide it into the back of the source code for runescape and anonnoymously upgrade the security engine and macro prevention programs. (I mean it is a GP of Doom! Something good has to come out of it eventually, like crummy movies with plots.)

Guthix sees your huge post and hates it. He then turns you into a pile of ashes.Then he gives me the gp. :XD:

Well I use my full Saradomin rune armour to summon ol' Sara himself, and he nicely convinces Guthix to take the GP back. He gives it to me and compliments me on my armour.

I summon Guthix because I threaten to take out his part in the programming and he beats you up and makes you into a pie. He gives me the gp of DOOM and a pg fo MOOD, which is the gp of DOOM's counter part that causes good things to happen and cancel each other out. I then destroy Guthix anyway because he is annoying me.

the pg fo MOOD is stolen by a mouse, causing the gp of DOOM to work again, you get eaten by the rest of the mouse hoard. I send in a toy mouse to pick up the gp.

I shapeshift into my online self "fluffyzoe64" (the cat) and chase down the mouse and steal the GP.

I send out a dog..the cat drops the gp and runs...I pick up the gp and vanish into the nil

I erase the N and replace it with per so it become peril. You are now in peril, obviously, as I shoot you full of lead and stuffed animals. I pick up the gp and glue it to a floor in the mall as people try to pick it up.

I melt the glue and run away with the GP. When I get far enough away that you won't shoot me, I feed it to my clone. Then she feeds it to her clone. Then we all clone 7587998745945987 times each. Find it now!!

I use my byakugan to find the real one, then I walk up to that clone and kill it, then i take the gp...

I send my army of clones to catch you and take the GP back. You're still dying though from putting your hand in silver_wits' shirt. She's still laughing at you. Congratulations, you fail.

 

 

 

*no offense intended*

none taken...and I'm not dying, I'm taking the gp from you as you don't notice...too late, I got it...