silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 want to go to hell but be sent ot heaven... rather suffer mild annoyance.. than... eternal torture. would you rather get tortured.. or kissed by a man? 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Kissed where? I mean tortured! Tortured! I'm not gay! NOT GAY!!! *takes a few deep breaths to re-assure myself* Would you rather ride a bike everywhere the rest of your life, or take a car everywhere but all your destinations are at least an hour away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 take a car everywhere... i'm lazy.. plus... suppose i had to take the bike 18 miles away? :shock: would you rather laugh like a hyena or cry llike a croc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Laugh like a hyena. My sister has the "crocodile tears" bit down pat, the world doesn't need another. Would you rather bang your head against a wall or smash your fingers in a car door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 bang. head. against. wall. :wall: Would you rather stub your toe and basically rip the toenail from the nail bed [aka very painful] or kiss a man? :twisted: :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Rip out the nail. Unless it was a woman in disguise. Would you rather save a tree or hug a whale? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Save a tree, it sounds less slimey. Would you rather steal candy from a baby or steal insulin from a diabetic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I would do both, and then give the candy to the diabetic and the insulin to the baby. Would you rather laugh at a bad joke or not laugh at a great joke? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 hug a whale. I'm no tree hugger... nor will I take off my clothes to stop people from cutting down trees. oh.. shoot... time!!!!!! aaargh. fine. I would rather laugh at a bad joke :? would you rather kill Psycho or kill me? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Judging by the names, probably Psycho. After all, he's probably about to kill me. :P Would you rather live in the middle of the Sahara or Antartica? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I would do both, and then give the candy to the diabetic and the insulin to the baby. Nice one! :XD: I'd rather live in the Sahara. Animals live there, but ain't NOTHING live in Antartica! Would you rather flog a dead horse or look a gift horse in the mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 look a gift horse in the mouth... and Psycho dear.. aren't you forgetting the birds that wear a tux and swim? Would you rather watch the sunset while drinking a glass of blood, or drink a glass or lard?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 blood please as long as it doesnt give me any diseases would you rather jump off a cliff and sharp rocks waiting below or a building with speding cars waiting below? 10 mile fall on both btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Building and cars. It'd make a great headline, and I might land on someone I don't like. Would you rather go out with a flashy bang or a quiet in-the-sleep death? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 flashy. I wanna know when I die. would you rather be unaware of someone cheating on you or be aware.. but don't feel like doing anything about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 aware.... as long as the person she's cheating on is a woman ;) would you rather offer a high-five to and armless kid or kick a [developmentally delayed]ed puppy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echocut Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'll put the puppy on the kid's shoulders and high-five the dog's paw! : Would you rather post an answer after my post, or after the tenth post? 67/99/120 Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Obvious answer is Obvious. Would you rather spend the rest of your life figuring out the sum of Pi, or eat pie every day, and nothing else, for the rest of your life. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Figure out the sum of pi. It's 3.141592654 don't you know. Would you rather die of bowel cancer (margarine), or die of a heart attack (butter). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echocut Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Heart attack, bowel cancer sounds like torture from the bowels of hell! Would you like to live and be scarred the rest of your life, or die with a guilty concience? 67/99/120 Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 live.... would you rather be unable to eat anything with sugar in it for the rest of your life, or be able to eat sugar... but..only sugar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I'd rather not be able to eat anything with sugar. There are plenty of things that are delicious without sugar! Would you rather not be able to talk ever again, or not be able to write again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 not be able to write again.... even though I'm talkative.. the only way i wouldn't be able to write again is if I lost my memory... or if I lost both my hands, my toes, and my tongue. :? would you rather lick a scratch clean from blood [its yours] or have someone lick your scratch? :shock: I would definitley prefer licking myself. 8-) :shock: :? -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I'd rather clean my own wound (I avoided the whole "licking" thing, see?) Would you rather ask a "would you rather question" solely to set yourself up for a dirty pun, or would you rather make a dirty pun about someone else's "would you rather" question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 both actually.. but I definitely prefer making puns on other people... 8-) Would you rather kick Psycho or be friends with psycho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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