I'd rather go to the dentist.

 

(I'd get less of a headache there)

 

 

 

Would you rather glue posters to ur ceiling or paint it pink?

 

(pink is the worst color ever ftw)

Srry silver!

 

 

 

I'd rather make someone angry, i dont like to see ppl sad.

 

 

 

Would you rather glue posters to ur ceiling or paint it pink?

 

(pink is the worst color ever ftw)

I'm unsure. I painted my walls the colour of the sky. it looks like clouds... but my ceiling is bare. based on my walls I would put posters on it I guess...

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather be called weird or crazy? #-o

Good one, i would rather be called weird i guess.

 

 

 

Would you rather compusively look at the clock every five minutes or compusively clean?

clock watcher ftw

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather shout till you can't talk anymore. ever. or talk in a whisper for the rest of your life?

I'd rather talk in a whisper for the rest of my life, which is what I already do :lol:

 

 

 

Would you rather break a mirror or walk under a ladder?

walk under a ladder.. i do that all the time! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather hold a dead black cat by it's tail and swing it around [like in Tom Sawyer] or eat octopus?

 

 

 

I would rather eat octopus. tastes like shrimp

I'd rather eat octopus too, I imagine it'd be just like calamari.

 

 

 

Would you rather eat alligator or snails? I've eaten both! :thumbsup:

aligator. I have tried it before

 

 

 

Would you rather not drink water for a week or not sleep for a week. Either way you will die. (true fact)

Not sleep for a week, I barely get any sleep anyway :)

 

 

 

Would you rather kill your best friend to save yourself or give up your love life forever to save yourself?

I'd rather give up my love life to save myself, don't know what i'd do without my best friend and i would never forgive myself if i killed her.

 

 

 

Would you rather...

 

trip and rip the back of your pants in front of a bunch of people and they all see but say nothing maybe a laugh or two

 

- or -

 

fall flat on your face in front of a bunch of people and they all laugh but many things are said?

Fall flat on my face. ^_^

 

 

 

Would you rather:

 

 

 

Cut both of your own Achilles tendons with a pair of rusty garden shears?

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

Sandpaper yourself to death in a pool of rubbing alcohol?

cut both Achilles tendons with a pair of rusty garden shears

 

 

 

would you rather kiss a really ugly woman who didn't brush her teeth and stinks.... or would you rather kiss a well groomed man? [this is if your sexual preference is for females... if it's males, then switch. and if you're bi, then...]

I'd stick with the first choice. Just hope I'd have an extra large bottle of mouthwash on hand.

 

 

 

Would you rather eat a sheep colon or a cow colon?

cow. it's called black pudding. dont really like it much though

 

 

 

would you rather be a monkey or a cat?

Monkey, for the acrobatic ability.

 

 

 

Would you rather eat your desk, or eat a poisonous animal to survive?

Neither, i rather not survive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather get killed or kill someone?

kill someone. you people need to watch SAW... all the movies.

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather clean raw chicken or clean raw fish so that someone could cook?

Clean raw fish.

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather watch the home shopping network for 10 hours or listen to a far out whacko from the right and a far out whacko from the left argue for 10 hours? (Or would you rather tear out your eyes and pour superglue into your ears?)

listen to two wackos argue... the shopping channel gets boring after 10 hours... because they sometimes show shows twice or thrice in 10 hours.

 

 

 

 

 

would you rather have a very large nose? or have really small feet?

Really small feet, because I kind of already do have small feet... :lol:

 

 

 

Would you rather lose a hand or lose a foot?

Foot. I think that a pegfoot would work better than a peghand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather be sterile or work for the IRS?

I would rather work for the IRS because I could have a lot of fun being corrupt and selling exemptions from audits

 

 

 

Would you rather be a corrupt, rich, yet unhappy person, or a poor, happy, and honest person?

corrupt.

 

 

 

would you rather die and go to heaven or die and go to hell? :twisted:

Heaven of course, because if I WANTED to go to hell, I'd go to heaven when I died as punishment.

 

 

 

Would you rather want to go to heaven, but be sent to hell, or want to go to hell but be sent to heaven?