Forever bankrupt. WIth not needing to eat or drink it is fine.

Also, if I don't get paid monetarily I will be bankrupt anyway...

 

Eat a live snake/spider or have a hand flayed.

I'd definitely eat the spider.

 

 

Die by jumping in a pool of acid or by jumping into a pit of fire

Fire. There is something fascinating about it.

 

Have everything you try sitting on be covered in small spikes or have your bed always be hard as a rock?

Hard as rock, at least I won't hurt myself that way.

 

Would you rather have a Beartic on the North Pole or a Camerupt in the Sahara Desert?

Camerupt since the Beartic wouldn't have anywhere to walk.

 

Antagonistic co-worker that is reliable as hell or one that is sweet in personality but will screw you over.

That first one. I'd rather have a reliable rival than a useless comrade, in most situations.

 

 

 

 

 

Be slowly burned to death with a ludicrous, absurd amount of pain or have your neck slowly bitten off by a parrot whose beak is as sharp as a knife?

A parrot, I can easily just shoot it before it manages to finish.

 

Would you rather do Death's dirty work (and by death I am talking about this guy.) or have a boss that nitpicks everything you do at your job?

I can work with a nitpicky boss. I can work with Death. I can't work with Family Guy death.

 

Would you rather get exiled to space (with modern space travel and technology) or be forced to drink nothing but Absinthe for the rest of your natural life?

Spacexile!

 

Would you rather lose your sanity via chatting with an elder god or reading one of his written works?

At least with the Necronomicon it wouldn't instantly kill my mind. Maybe 3 seconds later.

 

Would you rather have all the chocolate you could ever want ever, or have a pet Zinogre.

Zinogre. Then I can sell it for the highest bidder if rare and buy my way into whatever I want.

 

Live like the ultimate hedonist or be a king?

Hedonism seems much more fun than managing a kingdom.

 

Be able to alter a single event in your past, or see into your future with no way of changing what will happen.

See into the future.

 

Would you rather be invited to a special screening with all the audience talking the entire time during the movie or own at least 15 movies that you hate?

The latter. Fifteen choices of a hate sink or fuel for a fire.

 

Would you rely on slowest offense or speediest defense?

The latter, at least it's good for something.

 

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, would you rather be the force or object?

Immovable object because being unstoppable sounds so tiring.

 

Would you rather have a suit made of human skin or a hair piece made of butterfly wings?

Hair made out of butterfly wings.

 

Would you rather be forced to eat something you absolutely hate or be forced to live with somebody you absolutely hate?

 

Both are permanent.

Eat something. People I hate are stupid.

 

Would you rather be slapped in the face or punched in the stomach?