Runescape outfit, it is still kinda bad but not so bright...

 

Would you rather be stuck in a box with only internet and no other people, or stuck with lots of people but no internet?

I make the assumption that in place of people the internet has sophisticated bots that can pass a Turing test, so Internet and no people please. Not like I socially interact anyways.

 

Immortality with the inability to ever feel pleasure ever again, or the biggest rush of euphoria you've ever had followed immediately by death.

Immortality, I honestly think it would just make me strive to greater heights trying to feel the pleasure.

 

Live in a Harry Potter world as a Wizard or live in our world as a billionaire.

Live in this world as a billionaire. Using magic is fine, but being able to buy everything I want is something that I can't refuse.

 

Would you rather confess to a murder you didn't commit or rob a bank and never confess it?

Assuming you wouldn't get caught either way, rob a bank.

 

Walk on a bed of hot coals, or walk on a bed of the sharpest Lego bricks ever

I'll go with the hot coals. I've heard those aren't so bad and I spend plenty of time stepping on sharp Lego bricks as it is.

 

Would you rather have gravity reversed wherever you go or wear frictionless shoes for the rest of your life?

Frictionless shoes. At least I'll live a little longer than with reverse gravity flinging me off off the earth.

 

Ability the thrive only on the deep sea floor, nowhere else, or the ability to survive in a space vacuum, nowhere else

Space vacuum since that is bigger than ocean.

 

Would you rather be forced to watch your most hated movie at least 4 times a day or never get to watch any of your 37 favorite movies ever again?

Not watch my 37 favorite movies. Saves time and I will find 37 good enough movies to be on my list.

 

Would you rather: Receive medication to cure a deadly disease you have in the most humiliating, painful, and emotionally scarring way possible or be forced to go on a date with one of the most unpleasant people you have met on this forum for a whole week (splitting the bill).

The latter. It's only a week of torture whereas the former could scar you for life.

 

Would you rather have the ability to read one's thoughts or be able to bend luck to your side?

Read others thoughts. I like to have luck but I feel that if I was able to bend it to be always good it would be taking advantage of it.

 

Would you rather spend weeks stranded one 4chan or weeks reading retarded tweets.

Reading retarded tweets, at least I can laugh at that.

 

I could be able to laugh at the other thing as well.

 

Would you rather be eaten by a Wailord or be stuck in a Swampert's mud?

Eaten by a Wailord. That way I can make a weird Jonah reference as I bust out.

 

Would you prefer being in excruciating pain for every poke or step on a lego with every step?

Step on a lego with every step, you never said I couldn't wear shoes.

 

Would you rather drink meat or eat coca-cola?

Eat coca-cola. You never said I ever had to do it at a set time. I can set that stuff aside and drink other things.

 

Would you rather have me be 150% more of a creative smartass or your family members being 150% more amoral and sociopathic?

You being 150% more of a creative smartass since you don't directly influence me.

 

 

AIDS or terminal cancer

AIDS. Easy to manage these days plus I hardly get ill anyway either.

 

Forever drunk or forever insane?

Insane, I already am, in a way.

 

Would you rather eat a chainsaw that's on or drink the blood of a Dusknoir while you're almost dead?

Blood, as i don't even know what a dusknoir is/taste like, it might taste good ;D

 

Would you rather run around the world without stopping or.... be forced to stay on the same sq meter all your life.

I'd have to go with the sq meter. Running and I don't get along. :lol:

 

Would you rather date a mermaid that's lady on top and fish on the bottom, or fish on top and lady on the bottom?

(guess which episode of Futurama I just watched. :P)

The former.

 

Would you rather be an atheist struggling to become religious or being a religious person struggling to become an atheist but can't really do it? (the end of this question applies to both)

An athiest as if i give up my pursuit i will still be open to more beliefs and aligning more along my current ones.

 

Live in a world with proof of god(s) or one where everyone follows science with no religion.

Proof of god, that sounds a lot more interesting.

 

Would you rather take a shower with an angry polar bear or try to control an angry dog who is trying to bite you?

That's a tough one, I'm screwed either way.

 

I'd have to go with angry dog, since angry polar bear would be even worse.

 

Would you rather have me reply to myself or let the threads die?

Reply to yourself. It would be a very interesting monologue.

 

Now here's a dilemma: Never get paid monetarily for a thing but be the ace in any subject or task or you are forever bankrupt but never need to consume any food or drink to survive, only needing to avoid the other hazards of life.